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1 yr ago
Current Ma! The sex roleplayers are being weird in the advanced tab again, Ma!
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4 yrs ago
Stack sats, print gats, distill vats, feed cats
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4 yrs ago
We here at Cyberdine Systems have heard your demands and we answer your cries with "BullyBot". With the push of a button you can now automate all of your cyberbullying. The future is here. Embrace it.
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4 yrs ago
>using the phrase "normie" unironically
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4 yrs ago
They always ask me, "What the fuck are you doing!?" but never, "How the fuck you doing?"
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@SadistPoet If you need some time that's cool, but I've been wondering the same thing myself




Once this is over grab a knife and carve a crosshair on Eleanor's face. Clive is weak, he won't resist!


Christ on a crutch that made me cackle. Mael imagines Clive looks like this at the range

Val and Clive on their way to meet up with the rest of the crew on site

Molly: "As promised, I'm gon' learn you the ways of my kinfolk, Sha. But by the end of this you will know pain, you will know the meaning of suffering, you'll shake hands with the Reaper but I'll pull you back down here until he has has my permission to cart you off."

Zahava, terrified: "I thought you said you were going to teach me how to cook!"

Molly: "I did indeed. Now, let's get down to bidness."
@Penny "I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with me."
"Do you ever look at someone and wonder what is going on inside their head?"









She's also more than capable of giving Molly a hand in the kitchen if need be :]


She best bring her own cutlery or she and Molly will have words, to put it lightly.
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