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4 yrs ago
"STOP. QUOTING. ME." Jb, 2019, quoted in 2022." Roland, 2022, quoted in 2022.
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STOP. QUOTING. ME.
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7 yrs ago
Gone fishing for a week, will return soon.
8 yrs ago
Happy New Year!
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8 yrs ago
Merry Yuletide, one and all! Gods bless.
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Greetings,

I am Jb; Briton by birth, roleplayer by my own hand, and lover of literature. I am also an amateur historian, a receiver of a Bachelors degree in Ancient and Medieval History - quite a useless degree, actually - and would like to think that I'm a fair, honest and open guy.

As far as RP'ing goes, I'm pretty open to most things really, all you need to do is ask! :)

So, if you've ever any questions for me, wish to speak about RP's involving myself or run by myself, or simply feel like a chat, don't be afraid to get in touch.

Most Recent Posts

@Sarpedon@Ozymandias@agentmanatee@Bright_Ops@Lord Coake

So, here's the down-lo; for everyone inside/around the cathedral, this'll probably be your last post before we move on, so make it a good one. Heroics, shooting until your charge-pack runs dry, anything else really. The entire Ork force is coming down on you - that means Boyz, Gretchin, Trukks and Buggiez, everything the Orks have (minus a Squiggoth).

As for Ozy and the Second Wave, well, it's up to you to come in like the cavalry and save the day by shit-kicking the Greenskins from behind.

Now, @agentmanatee;

1) Let me answer that with another question - is the God-Emperor a rotting corpse on a golden toilet? Yes he is. Will we have an extended WWI-type escapade a la Gaunt's Ghosts? I'm actually not sure! I do intend for things to get super Grimdark, but using that route to do it, I'm not certain yet.

What's our (and everyone elses) opinion on the matter?

2) It is likely that, at some point, we will cross bayonets with the Lost and the Damned.

@Ozymandias, to answer your question, where would we be without a bit of Starship Trooper-esque Bug fighting?

Any more questions from the gallery?
@Sarpedon@Ozymandias@agentmanatee@Bright_Ops@Lord Coake

Battlefield communications had always been a hit-and-miss element since the very beginning of warfare, and even during the Forty-Second millenium this problem continued. Some might even argue that it was harder at the present time, for mankind had lost their way with technology, and even a simple communique between the 'boots on the ground' and the HQ staff required minutes of repeated and rehearsed ritual phrases, invocations to the Machine Spirit and so forth. All-in-all it could get rather annoying.

"Someone tell me something!" Barked Van Deer for the eleventh time in as many minutes, irritated and unable to vent his frustration on anyone but those gathered about him, "we have been without a single report for hours now, give me some news - good or bad, I care not."

Fortunately, or not, there was news to be given...

"Lord Militant," spoke up a vox operator from across the room, his stoic features half-hidden in the hellish light of the mobile city's interior, "the Endorans and Elysians are no more, neither is the armour previously supporting them, it appears that they have given their lives to a man."

There was a short silence, as well as some grunts of approval from some of the more senior soldiers, before the Lord General Militant pressed the operator for information on the remainder of the First Wave regiments.

"It would appear that they have made it to the cathedral, Lord Militant," his voice rose an octave and the soldier - who had not really been paying much attention to his station anyway - suddenly sat bolt upright in his rotating seat, "the 'Skins are also doing exactly as expected, they seem to be converging with all forces on those unfortunates."

"Hah!" Barked the scarecrow of a warlord, "so, Thrakta is not as clever as we suspected him to be; he has taken the bait, gentlemen, and now we shall close the iron ring about him and his. With flame and steel we shall purge these filthy Xenos from this planet in the name of the Emperor."

Pointing a triumphant finger at the nameless operator, his face a split mask of victory, he ordered that the Second Wave fulfil their encircle and anihilate objective; those that had by now reached the cathedral, probably fortifying it if they had any sense, casually messaged to inform them that the entire Greenskin force was coming their way. There was nowhere to run, nowhere to hide, either they fought until it was over...or they die.
@Sarpedon I'll need to remedy that...

I'm ill atm, damn you Nurgle, but I will get a post up 'soon'.
@Noxious I mirror Hank and BC, that is a terrible blow to anyone, and may my condolences find you as well; take as much time as you need, and thank you for thoughtfully informing us, we'll be here when you return.
@Sarpedon Yeeea, apologies my fine Canadian ally, I'll try to do some research.
@Sarpedon Hey, leave me alone, guy! I'm not military, although I come from a military family, and therefore not used to commonly using military lingo...so shaddap.
@Sarpedon Hard copy there, Three-Three Charlie, recommendation noted and recieved, over and out.
I remain here, Battle-Brothers, for the Emperor or against him.
@Sarpedon@Ozymandias@agentmanatee@Bright_Ops@Lord Coake

Right, gotta ask a couple of questions here:

1) Who is still here and willing to go on?

2) If you are still active, would you like me to just either skip ahead or wrap this 'mission' up so we can get on with it? I.E. Return to base, get some bonding done and so on?

Please respond, over.
How long had he been here? Had it been hours, days...weeks?!

Traxel Yidara was so high on cocktails of drugs, alcohol and pent-up sexual energy that he could have been in the 'VIP section' of the Gentleman's Antiques for years for all he knew! For months before he had spent his father's hard, cold, currency as if he could not give it away, and then the haggard old Grox had come down on him with his usual complaints - "why don't you get a job like I did?" Or "when are you going to start taking responsibility for your actions, boy?" It wasn't like he did nothing, after all, he was a hedonist and a purveyor of fine women (and sometimes men) who at least believed that he knew more of the world than his father ever would.

Yidara, five feet and ten inches tall with sandy-blonde hair, boyish good looks and eyes of a sky blue, was the eldest son of a Axam Yidara - a man who had been born at the bottom of the Hive, but became a successful merchant through hard work and business knowhow alone. Axam had given his son everything, everything presented to him on a silver platter, but his ungrateful offspring had never appreciated just what he had been given; such things disgruntled the older man, who by now knew that Traxel could never inherit his fortune and his mercantile empire, but could still never refuse the boy anything.

Often Traxel would disappear for weeks as a time, going God-Emperor knew where, but would always turn up sooner or later...yet perhaps not this time; the Old Man had made enemies throughout the years, and whether it was to be he, his son, or his entire family, vengeance would come on swift wings to them.

As for the moment, Traxel could have been floating for all he knew; for hours he had been doing nothing but standing with the more bloodthirsty Khornate worshipers - in spite of being more indebted to the Dark Prince himself - around the central fighting pit of the VIP chamber (and what a chamber), watching multitudes die or come out victorious.

Further coin had disappeared from his funds as he placed bets upon losers time and time again, that was until a quiet-yet-bass voice muttered something nearby...

"Looks fun."

Lo and behold, the young fop turned on his heel and nearly straight into the lower half of a towering Abhuman, craning his neck upward and allowing his jaw to go slightly slack as he spoke, even a little bit of dribble coming out, "then perhaps you should join in, friend!" He had to shout to be heard over the roars of the crowd, but noticed enough to realise that the latest bout between a half-bull man and a midget was coming to an abrupt end even as he spoke, "all you need to do is climb down into the pit and wait for an opponent, it's as simple as that." Indeed it was, the walls of the pit not being too high - after all, what true devotee of the Blood God would attempt to clamber out rather than die honourably in the pit?

If that stupid brute took the bait then he would immediately bet all his remaining coin on the dim, but certainly fearsome, Ogryn in their midst. Maybe even regain enough to repay his father and those that he had become sadly indebted to.

With a swift look around to make sure the Ogryn was not with anyone, and seeing no-one in sight, he gestured toward the pit again with wild thrusts of his arms, "go on big guy, you can take 'em."

@Hank@Keepvogel@Noxious@Bright_Ops




"Atella...how...lovely to see....you in fair health. It has been far too...long since our...last talk."

Mutants, Gods how the Slaaneshi devotee hated them - although she did a rather good job of keeping it from her voice or expressions, not that those could be seen beneath her veil - these twisted and ugly things that seemed to have placed their very lives into her hands; she had no idea why this might be, but she had taken every opportunity to twist these already twisted and warped scum of the hive to her will and word.

"The...Faithful wait for their time here. You have names of...those who.....must die, I trust?"

"Your time is soon," she answered, doing her best to make it sound like a proclamation from on high, her husky breathes tinging the very air with promises of pleasure and fulfilled desires, "I have been given names, many names, but for the task I need but one and one alone of your flock; you have been a fine shepherd, and now I must ask for a singular lamb, a chosen one from within your ranks.

Twisting her lips into a cruel smile, a shimmer appeared briefly in her eyes, she placed one slender arm on a hip and waited.

"Who shall it be?"

@The Whacko




Arnaud Trant, as he had been known in a former life, surveyed the patrons of his establishment through blinded eyes of pure white - a gift from the Ruinous Powers that allowed him to see things that others did not... - certain figures leaping out at him from the crowd, their shadowy forms surrounded by flame and smoke to his vision, from the bestial Ogryn to the slender scholar, the seductress to...the Astartes?!

"Raoul!" He screeched, his voice many octaves higher than it should be for one of his sturdy form, his thinning grey hair quivering as the hunchback informant entered his prescence, "so, they are here?"

"It seems so, my master," hissed the crippled creature from beneath his filth-encrusted hood, "they have come seeking-"

"I know what they seek, thing."

From his vantage point above the crowd, a staircase and gangway leading to his private quarters and offices (yes, even a traitor and heretic needs somewhere to store their paperwork), he allowed one tentacle that had replaced an arm to slither up and scratch his chin; an action that would have looked comical, if it had not been for the fact he had a damned tentacle for an arm.

"Those two at the bar," he mused, half in thought with himself, "go and bring them to me, the giant and the addict," by which he meant Sanath and Lucius of course, "there is something about both of them that I wish to explore further."

Raoul was gone before the last syllable left the lips of his true master, Atella but a pawn in a much larger game, and soon the Fallen and the one-who-hears would find out that they were part of it too.

@Lord Coake@BCTheEntity
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