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6 yrs ago
my life be like OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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6 yrs ago
I am also not like other girls. I am not a girl.
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6 yrs ago
NEVER forgive. ALWAYS forget. Remain in a perpetual state of confusion and anger forever!
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6 yrs ago
Honey is the best insect vomit I’ve had so far.
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6 yrs ago
It's fucked up that there are 1000 Christmas songs but only one song about the boys being back in town.
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A letter of recommendation:





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Most Recent Posts

Would highly recommend doing the reading thing it would probably do you a help
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Fine. Let me show you then.



Surtr's ego more like.
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Ya do realise I'm not a part of that "y'all" m'kay


You are a piss monkey like myself and there is nothing you can do to tell me otherwise.
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No problem, gives some of the others time to post at least ("o.o)


Y’all just lazy
I am permadaddy.
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WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU BECOME MY DAD

my life is Jeremy Kyle uncut


Pretty much since I started fucking your daughter

But I’ve always been daddy.
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when the fuck did I become a grandfather


>Be Mara
>Marry hot cougar whos husband died
>She has daughter your age
>JunkMail, your single dad, thinks your wife's daughter is a fox
>wtfJunk.rock
>we date for a bit and get married
>Your stepdaughter is now your stepmother
>I am now your son in law
>wtf.exe
>have kid with cougar wife
>Junk has kid with stepdaughter
>baby, Allen, is now brother in law to dad
>Allen is now your uncle
>Jerry springer.jpg
>Junk's kid is now your brother and your stepdaughter's baby thus your grandchild
>you wife is your step mother's mother who is now your grandma to your new half sibling
>you are your own grandpa
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lolwat?

And you talk about MY shitposting.


No I dont. No one does. Your ego is big enough as it is.

@Surtr Inc I just got home from surgery and this thing isn't gay enough so I'm staying right here cucklord


please stop saying that to my son he is very sick and that is bothering him
"In the distance, a figure watched from a distance."
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Quality commentary as always, Al.
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