Kafka Komedy

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@Sho Minazuki I know Dante disappeared but what about Nero?

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Now a decent name...

@Zarkun

Name him Dante as an homage to that other game that im pretty sure we shouldnt talk about

Underlake: An Othertale

♥ Ash

Ash chuckled a little at Nina's question as they walked towards the forest. She was a pretty decent actor. "Yeah, there's a pretty d*mn big city here. I'd say the population's pretty high. We make a living down here." He explained. He wasn't sure what the surface was like, but it seemed she wasn't used to conditions like these, so it was safe to say they weren't living off scraps or anything. He'd have to ask her about the surface once they were alone.

Then Nina asked Ash a question that surprised him. Did he believe in luck or karma? He certainly wasn't expecting that. He didn't know if she was planning something or just wanted to talk, but Ash would answer honestly. "Luck? Yeah, I think luck is true. Somethings you just can't control. Don't think Karma is real though. If it were..." He paused, thinking out the rest of his sentence. But before he could get it out, SHE appeared.

"Stuff like this would happen..." He wheezed as literally the worst person ever squeezed the life out of him. So this was his stalker. Great. Luckily, after he wriggled aggressively enough, she set him down, but not before mentioning he was 'showing off his body with pride.' He was going to shout at her.

But then she looked at Nina.

Ash growled and stood between them. "Do NOT touch her. She is a human, and apparently there's been a misunderstanding." He said, gripping his saw. If it came down to it, (and he really wished it did) he'd fight Loriel. But she wasn't the kinda lady to kill him. She'd do worse, ruin his life and crush his dreams for some quick ratings. He'd have to dissuade her. "I know about the rumors, but this girl wouldn't harm a Whimsum. I picked a fight myself, but I know she ain't that kinda gal, okay?"

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♥ System

System listened patiently as Isa explained that, although nobody really knew what humans could do, there were resources that said what humans looked like. Informing the people was of utmost importance. Dorkle pulled out a notepad and began writing some ideas on it, before showing everyone what he had written down. It seemed a little long winded. If people were to be paying attention to these they would need to be quick, concise, and flashy.

"I think that's a bit to much Dorkle..." She said, before pointing to the bottom two notes. "Those last ones are the most important. I can help make it pretty so people wanna look."

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@Sho Minazuki

Mary stared idly at the two DHO representatives in front of her. She kind of knew them, but only professionally. Lady who, apparently, had some relation to the man who helped Nero reveal the old Order and change it into what it was now. Sevrin she knew even less about. She had met him last month, but she was really trying to get into the groove of things last time. That was her first official meeting of any kind really, so she didn't pick up much information. Hopefully this time would be more of a success.

Mary's ears perked up a little as Sevrin asked her a question. She responded with a small 'hm.' and gave the room a direct lookover. It wasn't exactly fancy, just seemed like an old room that had been touched up. Sort of dark even, though that did make the room seem a bit cooler. At least it wasn't leaking from the heavy rains outside. "It's alright. A little musty and dusty. I hope you didn't pay too much for it." She finally answered.

She paused and looked around again. The meeting should have started by now, hadn't it? But it appeared they were missing some people. And by process of elimination the empty seats belonged to Gligamesh Inc. Though this was only her second meeting, she had knew they weren't the kind of people to be late. She had done some research on them in college, and they were very much an official company. In a different world she may have even been working with them. But the point was it wasn't in the company's nature to be late.

She pulled what appeared to be a cup of coffee from her bag and began drinking from it, since she had seen people on TV drink coffee at meetings. She wasn't even really a huge fan of coffee; she added about 15 packs of sweetener to it before drinking. After a quick sip, she posed a question to everyone else there, even the Order knight, sure that they had been here longer than her. "Gilgamesh isn't usually late, right?"

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Swanky. Im hyped up!

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Anyway, when do you think we might get this show on the road? I'm still bummed nearly everyone who posted on the interest check hasn't checked in here, but I figure we're going to get started pretty soon, right?

@Lugubrious

Yeah i saw that last night. I kinda figured the other person would win, but they did bring up some pretty good points. No idea why they brought up that new series.

I believe we have to hash out ideas as to why everyone is in one city first? Mary would be there trying to find a special demon or angel for a Divine Arm probably.

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@I-Am-XI considered it when I found the picture. Heck, given his backstory, chains would even make sense.

I dismissed the idea, thinking most characters that use chains as weapons in the coolest ways (without something attached at the end) tended to have a bizarre amount of control over them, almost as if they controlled them with their will rather than their hands.

Thinking on it again, maybe that's actually a good idea. We're talking about an old demon that spent centuries in captivity, so perhaps it would not be a stretch to say chains became a part of him.

@Lazo

Like Kratos, a great warrior who had to fight for the god of war. I fully support the use of chains because of the kickass god of war parralels.

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Hey @EnterTheHero if you want a picture of Silas i got one right here

My Hider

Get it cuz... Cuz hes silas. From the new FE game. Nevermind ill see myself out.

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Okay finally added a theme
and i kinda cheated and did two. ('Combat' is now a link)

Hope the songs fit well enough. Had to ask an old friend for help on this one. It was a long and arduous road, but we made it guys.

In other news, I really like all the characters posted so far. Especially @Lugubrious's. I feel like he and Mary would get along well together.

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Oh we get to do theme songs?!? I love theme songs!!! It's so fun to try and find one just right for the character!

...though i feel id be doing Mary a disservice if i didnt set her theme to that one song that plays in Hunter's Dream after that one boss. Ill do some lookinh around.