Kafka Komedy

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La Bandita

Local: Toad Town
^{Operatives: @Holy Soldier,}

Bonnie gave Mario an odd and disgusted look as he looked up at her with a pleasant grin on his face. She had feared this man? This dumbass who had just farted on his enemies? That was her bane? She was tempted to laugh both at him, and at her past self. Upon his comments, she facepalmed. Wow. What a retard.

Bonnie dispatched some of the octoroks and such as Mario got up and dealt with some dumb kid or something. Suddenly though, A shriek rang through the air and interrupted everything. It was incredibly feminine, and it seemed to come from the castle. If Bonbon was a betting woman (and she was) then that was Peach, being assaulted by someone. Bowser, maybe? Again, betting woman, it was probably him. If that was the case, she could totally hitch a ride with him back to his castle for a favor or two. Of course, very occasionally it wasn't Bowser who did the kidnapping. If he wasn't there, and she betrayed Mario, then she'd be screwed. For now, she would at least pretend to be on his side.

"That's probably the princess. Ya might wanna check that out buddy." She called over her shoulder. "I'm gonna run on ahead and clear the path for ya. Don't wait up." She explained. And with that, she began cutting a swath throughout the loose army. With the aid of her baseball bat and bombs, the plumber would hopefully join her soon. If not, she might be liable to steal some gold from the royal treasury...

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Currently creating a post. If anyone would like me to hold off, please say so.

EDIT: Also, sorry to see you go @Zardoric. Seeya on the flipside bro.

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My only guess is the axem rangers plus somebody else.

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Jesus christ you guys post fast...

...KEEP IT UP! I'm in GM heaven...

Edit: Posting now.

@tex

Eh, it'll slow down on the weekdays where people have to go to school, work, etc.

I think.

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@Holy Soldier Okay, you're good to go Mr. Stache.

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La Bandita

Local: Toad Town
^{Operatives: @Holy Soldier, @Zardoric}

A mix of emotions played on La Bandita's masked face as Mario ignored her pleas. She was mad he had ignored her, relieved he didn't take her up on the offer, and afraid of what was going to come next. For a decent time the both of them were silent. This attack probably took a lot of Mario's concentration, if she could hazard a guess as to why. She tried to ready herself as much as possible but there really wasn't much she could do. With bated breath she waited for him to say something, anything to break the tension.

“I… I can’t stop it!”

At this point, Bon almost began sweating. This technique was a town buster, clearly. The move was so powerful, it would cause collateral damage. Bon began frantically bashing at one of the blocks in an attempt to escape, even though deep down she knew this was it. A life a violence and crime, cut short by a misguided hero. Bonnie swung again and again at the yellow devil, more and more cracks beginning to form on it's surface. She was close. So close!

“Oh, if that’s the case. Try not to cook in there, Stickyfingers!”

And that was the death knell. Whatever the hell that meant, it was the signifier of her death at the hands of an italian. She got down on her knees, closed her eyes, and-

“FIRE IN THE HOLE!”

Then a small, squeaky fart. It took a second for Bonbon to realize what had happened. Nothing. Nothing was what had happened. Bon laughed out loud at the realization that she had been afraid of absolutely nothing. Of course, the laugh was cut short when what sounded like a gas vein bursting outside caught her attention. Heat and a foul stench permeated through the cracked block, and even that small amount was enough to start making Bon sick. A tire fire in a sewer would be better than this. And Bonnie knew her sewer tire fires.

Bon wasted no time in starting her escape again, rapidly bashing against the brick she had previously cracked. Her sloppy, quick bashes were suddenly interrupted as something stabbed at her heart from the space inbetween one of the blocks. Her being distracted allowed the villain to get a slight gash at her, but it was nothing serious, just minor blood and a cut through the cloth at her chest region. She quickly broke the block, dropping the goblin and setting it up for an easy KO. She bonked it on the head, and viewed the chaos unfolding around her. There were so many monsters here. If she took them out, the town would probably forgive her. Hell, she could even steal their wallets!

Bonbon made her way to the plumber and gently nudged him with her bat, careful not to get too close to the bareassed man. "Hey, we got a problem here. Let's say you an' me clean up this joint, huh?" She propositioned. It was clear he didn't actually care that much about the people she stole from. If she made his job easier, and he got that date, she was sure he'd let her off the hook.

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So...I guess I'm free to post again. I wanted to finally respond to Jr. Troopa. :)

@Holy Soldier

Could you wasit like an half an hour? I wanted to post.

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Can't wait for bowser to write a diss track about Mario.

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@Zardoric Mind if Bon breaks out of the block fort in my next post?

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@Kafka Komedy That's also an alternative. But how? Have her stumble near Bowser?

@Lmpkio

Yeah that would be the issue. I guess maybe he sees the blocks? After she breaks out she runs down the streets and sees him? It probably would be better to wait honestly.