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I'm just waiting to know where Peach is lol unless you want Bowser to kidnap Rosalina instead :P (Then again, she can teleport so... maybe not the best idea)


You could help out your favorite(?) thug!

Alternatively, you could let her suffer as she attempts to wriggle her way out of this shitty (heh) situation.
Good, 'cause that's not even Bowser that Blake's yelling at.

Don't you remember a certain freakishly huge, red-shelled, glasses-wearing koopa in Paper Mario who used to block the path to Koopa village after Mario completed some of the chapters? :P


That guy was a fuckin asshole.
Bonbon rolls for seduction. Even if she got a 1 though, I'm sure Mario would still take her up on the offer though.
La Bandita

Local: Toad Town
Operatives: @Holy Soldier, @Zardoric


As Bonnie turned to the left and began to run, her advance was almost immediately halted by something. A yellow block with a face on it was placed right in her path, so close that it hit her in the face. As she was recovering from the knock, 4 other blocks were placed around her as a makeshift prison. She was willing to bet it was that shady koopa who had done this. He was the only guy who was close enough and was paying attention.

Bon quickly looked around her new blocky abode. It was comprised of at least 5 large blocks that had two black eye-like slits. Bonnie quickly full-on bashed the blocks for a few seconds to gauge the durability. Only a small crack appeared, so it was clear that breaking out would be tiring and time consuming. The better idea was to wait, for at least a little while. She didn't know how long these would last, but she wouldn't be in here forever. Through the blocks, she heard the koopa who had trapped her speak. "Cuz I'm La Bandita, you snot-nosed jerkoff!" She yelled. It didn't make her feel much better about the situation, but at least there was the possibility that he felt worse.

As the thug equipped herself as best she could, taking quite a few bombs and smoke bombs out of the sack and hiding them in many locations in her clothes, she heard Mario speak. Her stomach dropped as he promised her "a world of misery." Apparently, he was just going to fart on her. She was tempted to laugh honestly. She grew up in Rogueport, and that city was pretty much a trash heap. Hell, she had even been in the sewers a couple times. How bad could one waft really be? But then, it was obvious Mario wasn't the goody two-shoes that the other villains portrayed him as. It was a definite possiblity that he was reeling up for some other attack. One so devastating it could cripple her for life! God, was this really the only way out?

"Ah, Mr. M- ah jesus..." She mumbled to herself. "You couldn't hurt a poor girl like me, couldja?" She asked, trying to force her accent into something innocent, or sexy, or something other that her common tongue. It wasn't really working. "I was thinkin' of even givin' ya a... reward~." She lied, as her stomach did more turns. WHy was this day going so awful? Finally, she explained "But, if you wanna arrest me, I undastand..." The plan was that As soon as the blocks went down she would clock Mario and run. That koopa probably couldn't summon many more blocks, and she'd be ready for them this time. If she could just get out of this blocky hell, she would be home free!
@Kafka Komedy@ZardoricDid you guys want to post before me or await the hilariousness?


Also about to post. Almost done. Trust me, you wanna see this.
@Filthy MudbloodYeah, I'm interested in seeing Rosaline and Mario interact. Eventually they will once all the chaos calms down or a situation brings them all together such as Jr. Troopa going insane. XD


I agree, it would be pretty great for Rosa to walk up to Mario while he has his ass out as he's preparing to fart on his enemies.

Seriously, what the hell is going on. Im so happy and confused, all at the same time.
Not quite sure what I could be doing with Rosalina...hate to be this person lol but any help? xD


Rosa could either talk to Blake, or help Mario, Koopy, and the guards apprehend Bonbon.

Mario would need the power hammer to break it in one hit, (Koopy used the best he could, JIC) but he can only keep 5 around for a minute or two, just long enough that the guards and Mario can get in position to catch her. If she was to hit one repeatedly, it would probably take around 30 seconds? Depending on her strength compared to Mario?


Bonbon is definitely weaker than Mario, but what she lacks in strength she makes up for in speed. I think 30 seconds of straight up bashing seems fair. She'd probs be pretty tired after though. Honestly Bonbon may jusy wait it out. We'll see.

EDIT: Well, im off to bed. Ciao
So before i sleep i have a quick question for @Zardoric. How durable are these blocks? Bonbon has above average strength and a full metal weapon. How long would it take her to break through a single block?
Bowser be rich yo.


And that's the only reason she respects him :P
@Lmpkio There a lot of directions I could take this joke.

I could suggest she would kill you for making such a suggestion.

I could bring up the "fuckbag" from her pic.

I could insist no price is high enough.

But I think I'll just leave it at this:
I dunno.
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