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6 yrs ago
Current I'm back, bitch.
9 yrs ago
Check out my Shounen RP! Again! roleplayerguild.com/topics/…
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Still back, bitch.

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To be fair, the game does give you the option of proposing to her. Though, for some reason, I don't believe you can give it to MY waifu. Probably because she's already professed her love for you.
@Natsucooldude Just pick the one who has the best porn made of them. Or pick a name out of a hat.

Or, hell, the Plain Doll is pretty much the Hunter's canon waifu. You could say her.

EDIT: Oh shit that reminds me, @Wernher, is Izzy still part of the Lightning Slayers, technically, or has she left and become her own faction?
If theres still space, or time i would love to join as well. Probably as a member of izzy.
Once i get home today, i can post. Sorry for being so absent, i got a bit wrapped up in other RPs.
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I'm broke. And how much is that in pounds?


6.8 pounds

You could also watch some playthroughs.
La Bandita



Name: Bonnie

Age: 19

Gender: Female

Appearance: Bonnie stands at 4'10" and 130lbs., taller and wider than most of the other 'bandit' enemies that roam the desert. It's even speculated she's just a short human by some, but she's never taken off her mask or anything in a public setting, so who knows? She is frequently wearing a dismissive grin, and speaks in an accent that sounds like it was from New York, were that a place that existed in the Mushroom Kingdom. Her hair is a orange-golden color, and it's messy spikes peek out between her mask and her hood in some places. Her outfit is a simple tunic in light blue, with white accents and a hood

Personality: Bonnie (Or La Bandita as she likes to be called) is pretty much a total jerk. She's confrontational, rude, blunt, just every descriptor you can imagine for someone who's hobbies include stealing and punching things. She's also dismissive and bossy, and generally doesn't give anyone the time of day unless money or food are involved. Her brutish demeanor gets in the way of her larger work occasionally, but that doesn't mean she doesn't do some 'contract work'. Things like kidnapping for Bowser, roughing up some shops for the Pianta Mafia, three months cashier at Mush Mart before stealing everything (and I do mean everything), and even instigating a gang war without even being in either gang. All this is broken up by pick pocketing in whatever town she's staying at, and evading the authorities. At this point the name "La Bandita" is known in quite a few places, and Bonnie wants to become more and more famous. One day, she hopes to retire from the beat-people-up-and-take-their-cash business and sit down in a nice, 5 story mansion on Isle Delfino

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Abilities:

  • Super Speed - Bonnie is VERY fast. Able to dodge the impeccable Yoshi's egg throwing and blindside him. She goes so fast a body check from her does a decent amount of damage.
  • Parkour - Bonnie can jump pretty high. Not as high as Mario or anything, and she doesn't weigh enough to hurt anyone particularly bad when she lands, but it is useful for getting to hard to reach places.
  • Thievery - Bonnie is a master thief, able to pickpocket, steal, and pick locks like nobodies business.
  • Combat - When you grow up on the streets, you learn to defend yourself. Bonnie is proficient with both her hands, and her bat, The Giant.
  • Healing Kiss - Like the great Ms. Mowz, Bonnie's smooches invigorate you so much that they heal minor wounds. Good luck convincing her to kiss you though.
  • Above Average Strength - She's not super strong, but she hits pretty hard.


Weapons and Equipment:

  • The Giant - A large baseball bat, with its handle wrapped in sports tape. Though it looks to be made of standard wood, it's actually full metal, so it packs a wallop!
  • Sack O' Stealing - A burlap bag that can hold way, way too much stuff for how much volume it seems to have on the outside. It's able to fit up to three average sized people in it, if you squeeze a bit. It also seems to be easy for her to carry no matter what. It must have some weight reducing magic spell on it.
  • Smoke Bombs - Though they appear to be regular Bombs wrapped in bandages, its fuse going off or a hard enough contact will make it explode into smoke, allowing an escape, or an attack.
  • Regular Bombs - Regular bombs. Light the fuse, and wait for a bang.
, of Drangleic


Age: appears to be 30
Gender: Male

Personality: A serious and determined man, he will stop at nothing to accomplish his goals. This determination is the only thing to have stopped his hollowing, for his goal to return to Drangleic is seemingly insurmountable. Still, everyday he fights to realize his dream.

Background: All he remembers is two things. One, Drangleic, a place he calls his home and wishes to return to. Two, the King, who he once served under before becoming cursed.

Equipment
Weapons


Armor



Relations: Currently, there is no one in Avalin he has really seriously connected with.

Skills: Because he will not relinquish his armor, any sets he collects he always sells. This has lead him to be called an Armourer by some. He also has a fair amount of potential with sorcery, but has not seriously developed this skill.
Well, before it was just no mercy, now if she gets found out it will be genocide. And uh, she knows Ash is tricksy now, so she'd probably end him first, preferably quickly. Or at least she'll try


Damn man, Nina's cold-hearted. Ash was lookin out for her, and he's the first person she's gonna kill!

EDIT: Of course, I'm sure he'd try to throw her under the bus as well. Maybe. There's always a chance he could attempt to turn the issue around. He is a clever rabbit.
@Kafka Komedy
Thank you! I really appreciate your approval :D

That could work. Maybe she felt sort of sorry for the little rabbit, and would put a little show with her automatons once in a while to cheer him up when felt down? Obviously, she wouldn't need to do that for him now that he's older, but maybe when he was still a young rabbit?


I'm actually A really big fan of your idea! Lil baby Ash could always use some cheering up, after all.

Also, you're welcome. Hopefully Ursa appears to approve you pretty soon. It's good to see this RP getting back on its feet after so long.
Posted, and ASH IS FUCKING PISSED

Also, nice chara @RiverMaiden. if you're looking for past relations, maybe Ash knew her or looked up to her? He did spend most of his childhood thinking of dumb machines to kill his dad with. Just a suggestion.
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