Kafka Komedy

Underlake: An Othertale

♥ Ash Hare

Ash snickered to himself as Nina commented on Lori. No one in the underground was as bad as her, certainly, but the Underlake was absolutely full of colorful characters, himself included. He hoped, for both of their sakes (though mainly his), she could adjust quick. Things happened pretty fast in this town, especially since it was election time.

The two walked a little while in silence, leaving Ash to his thoughts. Hopefully they didn't screw themselves over too badly. The shoulder situation certainly wouldn't look good. Him threatening Lori was a bit up in the air. Lori would certainly use it as evidence of his hair trigger, but Nina would probably look great. Taking control of the situation and providing a nonviolent solution.

But then she pushed the button. That button. The clothes button. Ash stopped dead in his tracks for a second, before his breathing grew noticeably heavier and quicker. His grip on the Drillsaw tightened so much it threatened to bend under the pressure. Then he exploded. "GOD D**NIT! I'M A F**KING SKELETON! DO YOU SEE ANY BITS? I HAVE TO SUMMON MY JUNK! THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING TO F**KING HIDE! AND ALSO DO YOU SEE MY CAPE YOU DUMB MOTHERF**KER? BOTH OF THOSE FACTS COMBINE TO REVEAL THE FACT THAT I. AM. NOT. NAKED! ARRRRRRRRGH!" He roared, before chucking his weapon so hard it lodged into a tree.

He was silent for a good few moments, attempting to catch his breath from his yelling. Beads of sweat seemed to appear on his forehead from nowhere. He sighed, cleared his throat, and then looked at Nina. "I own a pair of pants. If it makes you comfortable, I can wear them." he offered in an uncharacteristically quiet voice. Normally, he was not this generous, but he also didn't flip out so much about the clothes thing before. Lorelei had escaped his wrath last time, so he blew up a little louder than average. Hopefully no one heard that.

Underlake: An Othertale

Oh goody! We're still alive. I'll try to post soon. If anyone wants to talk to Dorkle, let me know! Oooh maybe even collab with me please <3

@karamonnom

Ah man, Sys totally bolted on Dorkle. Sorry bout that, just wanted to move along and I had reasoned Sys wouldn't give out her cell to a customer. Hopefully our fresh blood will be in town.

The Three Realms War [A DMC, Bayonetta and Darksiders RP]

"I'll certainly try." Said Mary, in reply to her friend Souta. He too, was gearing up for the imminent destruction of their adversary. He summoned up some sort of miniature cannon from his clothes. He placed his hands under it as if he was ready to fire. Mary, too, got into position.

Mary growled again as Sevrin spoke to her. Though she didn't really understand his "dolly" comment, she assumed it was a jab at her pale complexion, or her petite features. Honestly it wouldn't have bothered her that much coming from anyone else. It was more about the fact that he was still standing there, smugly, smiling as if he had the upper hand in a five against one fight. As he placed down his book, she took a step forward, teeth gritted behind her neutral expression. But then she stopped.

Apparently, Sevrin, the real one, was still there. Asleep, trapped inside his own body as it was being controlled by a vile demon. Her face softened. He must've been in pure hell, probably still is. They couldn't risk destroying Sevrin's body. Not currently, when he wasn't even near a seal. She stepped back a tad, ignoring Sevrin's comment and trying to think of what to do. They had to exorcise him. Her mind raced with ideas of what to do. She didn't have the materials to attempt a demonic banishment ritual, nor the time to grab them. Akoni asked some innocuous questions, presumably to stall for time. Maybe he had the ability to remove the demon? It was a long shot, but not entirely impossible. She got a tad closer to Akoni, and asked him, in a hushed tone, "We shouldn't risk your friends life. Do you have any exorcising spells?" After this she quickly repositioned herself to his right and his front. Here she was closer to Sevrin, but farther from the main group. The Yamato swiped in large swaths. If they were grouped up, it would spell their doom.

The Mushroom Kingdom: Between Worlds

@tex oh yeah, sorry about not posting. Got kinda side tracked.

Underlake: An Othertale

♥ Ash Hare

Ash coolly slid his arm off of Nina's shoulder as she wiggled uncomfortably. He could take the hint, certainly. Hopefully they weren't being filmed. That really wouldn't look good on camera. For him, at least. Anywho, after a brief pause Lorelei answered positively. Yes! This was great, now they had time to prepare for the myriad of questions to be thrown at them. It wasn't a ridiculously large amount of time, especially since Ash wanted to spend a day allowing Nina to get acquainted to the city. Still, it was better than nothing.

As the angel of death flew off, a deep sigh escaped from Ash. Finally, she was gone. Ash's shoulders dropped into a lax position. That took a lot of him, but now, hopefully, they weren't being filmed. Still, you never knew what was going to happen, or if she had really even left. Ash really needed to get back to his home. He began walking towards the city. "Once we get to the city, you should put your hood on. Unless you wanna be assaulted."

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♥ System

"No problem." System said, in reply to Dorkle's thanks. She quickly began to work on the photocopy version. She cleanly printed both sentences on the top and bottom of the paper, and began tracing a drawing of a human. She had assumed she was doing decently. It might not have been the worst idea to mention that this was just the general idea of a human...

Once she had finished, she handed the paper to Dorkle. "I hope that seems good, but I really have to be going now." She explained, before leaving. She had left the shop for a half an hour to an hour. That probably wasn't very good for business. She quickly made her way back home, it's familiar "Closed, return soon <3" greeting her. Nobody was waiting in front of the shop, luckily, so she took out her key and walked inside. Once there, she quickly checked her answering machine. There was indeed a message. Another job from Lorelei about Ash. She was going to delete the message before it even finished, but the word "human" caught her interest. She listened to the message in full after that. That certainly seemed interesting. She quickly dialed the idol's number. "Hey, Miss Lorelei, I'd like to take you up on your offer. My regular rate is fine, yes?"

Underlake: An Othertale

I believe its my turn to post. I assume we arent rebooting now that @Major Ursa is back?

Underlake: An Othertale

@Major Ursa Holy shit youre back! :D

Im here, def

Underlake: An Othertale

@Vesuvius00 I could help out as a Co-GM, yeah. Id probably be focussing on the political side of things though, since i don't have much interest in undertale itself any more, and i really was looking forward to the relations between human and monster, the murders, and the election and all that jazz.

@UnknownScarlet4 I dont believe humans have access to magic anymore. Nice 2hu though.

EDIT: and did you mean to say a few weeks? I think just a week is a long enough time to wait. Of course, i understand if you disagree.

Underlake: An Othertale

<Snipped quote by UnknownScarlet4>

First off, Yes I will poke the new thing. It is cute, I must poke it.

Second, I'm not sure this is still alive or not. Go ahead and post your CS, I'll pester everyone else.

pestering everyone else

@karamonnom@Kafka Komedy@BCTheEntity@Guardian Angel Haruki@BCTheEntity@Major Ursa

I believe that's everyone? I'm still waiting on people to respond so it's up to you guys to help me keep this alive!

Or if it's already dead I'll just drop it, it's ok....
*sits in dusty corner and hopes someone responds*

@Vesuvius00

I believe it would be best if this were rebooted. After all, there's no way everyone is still active, and I'm sure there would be a lot of plot threads that would have to be dropped or altered. Plus, @Major Ursa has posted in 19 days. You could try and take up the GM mantle if you wanted, but I'm pretty sure this is dead, yeah.

The Mushroom Kingdom: Between Worlds

As will I definitely now.

(Or still wait for @Kafka Komedy

@Lmpkio

I already posted bro. Unless you mean responding to Soggy? In which case I would prefer to respond to more than one person at once.