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Mary giggled, as the young man chuckled. It seemed he didn't particularly care about her outburst a tiny bit ago, or was being nice about it. She knew it was probably the latter, so she'd try and be as lax and happy as possible around him. "Well, actually, I do. Or, the order does. We were studying the soul of a demon named Orpheus, but, we're done with the experiments. I'd like to see if you could make him into an armament." She explained, hefting Midori up ever so slightly as she threatened to fall out of the half-blood's hands. Though a Watcher had patched the demon girl up, it would be best to put her in an actual bed, and let her sleep.

"As soon as I put Midori to bed I can pick it up. Or, should I just have them send it to Regalia?" She asked. As much as she hated to admit it, she did not know much about how demons were compressed into weaponry. She did want to know more, as they were generally more powerful than blessed weaponry due to the divine abilities they possessed. Maybe Souta could teach her? But that was a question for another time.
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@Kafka Komedy Had more weapons in his arsenal, although aiming to recover his DeSoto and flamethrower is not restricted.


Well, now I know what Maxxy's next mission is!
Sacha will just say to Maxxy:

"I picked up new toys from the Godmother. Every good kitty deserves good toys."

@Kafka Komedy


I have the PERFECT response to that dude. Can't wait to post again!
Maxxy
The Hole

Maxxy smiled as the wolf agreed to buy her pizza when they got back. She betted she could bleed this dope dry once everybody got back. Two larges, one for her, and one for Sam. With all the toppings, pepperoni, anchovies, olives, extra cheese, fries, mayo- but she was getting ahead of herself, and the hours she would spend regretting eating such an abomination of baking. She needed to actually procure the package first.

As Jerry answered his phone, very clearly not enthused by its caller, he glanced to her, before turning out the window. He, from what Maxxy could gather from hearing one side of the conversation, was passing a job of his onto an associate, probably one of his many female friends, judging by the name Kait. That name was oddly familiar, but she really couldn't place it, so she dropped it as he dropped the call.

The two completed the drive in relative silence, an odd circumstance considering whom he was seated with. Maxxy excused her lack of annoying banter with the fact that she was unsure of Sam's safety. She had taken his gun, and the Freelance Pigs were probably still on them, considering the DeSoto had shown up in a chopshop. But, as much as Maxxy hated to admit it, Sam was resourceful and hardy. He wouldn't be taken down so easy.

As the two hit Sacramento Drive, they were greeted by another driver, presumably called by Jimmy. Following the man, she give his associates a 'how-do-you-do' curtsy, before making rude gestures at them. After that, they both hopped in the second truck, gunning for the location which Maxxy so helpfully provided the goon. She armed herself, gas mask and Lil' Devil equipped, as the sped off into the wastes looking for guns. Hopefully, the wolf would do similar, though she didn't bother to check.

As the two got closer to the drop point, Maxxy told the man to kill the engine. This was a delicate operation. She'd fuck it up herself, with no help from loud engines unless she jerry-rigged them herself! Coming close enough to actually see what was going on, Maxxy was astounded. If she was seeing things right (a debatable issue in the heavy sands) Sacha had already apprehended... was that the godmother? The sand pirates were loading weapons into what really seemed like the Godmother's armored truck. Maxxy wasn't exactly familiar withy it; she never got far enough ahead to be taking on that particular mob. These people were tough customers. How exactly powerful was Sacha?

She practically ran up to him, but the armaments of the gators made her actually think for just a second. "Sacha, you ol' bastard, what are ya doin' here? Haven't seen ya in years old pal!" She joked, before coming up to him. "But, seriously, why the hell did you need my help?" She asked. It didn't particularly matter if she was still getting paid. But then, the armored car suddenly pulled a U-y. and began driving off. Had they already gotten what they came for? Were they escaping? "Is that the reason? Should we be stopping that?"



Alice T.
Barren Wastes ==> Electronic Store

The group filing in took a fairly long time. Some would regard it as days, even, but Alice T. was in no rush, so it was fine. She finally managed to enter the store, one of the last stringers. Everyone fanned out, not making many sounds or the such. The beasts of the wasteland were deadly, and ammunition was expensive. The less of both seen the better.

Alice T. carefully made her way up stairs, before hearing a loud scream. She made her way down the stairs, carefully and slowly, only to find two corpses. One of a Beast, and the other of a team member. A bat holding a smoking automatic stood above the both of them, fear on his face. He must've been new here. The man called out to her, "Hey! We're not alone!" but that proved to be a good idea. Something replied to his call with a roar, and he quickly face palmed. "Shit, shit, shit." He mumbled, getting ready for the worst. Alice T. too, tensed up. Yup, definitely new. Still, wasn't anything she hadn't dealt with before.

The rat closed her eyes and focused herself, feeling the vibrations on the floor. Thump. Far enough away, but on the same floor. Thump. Closer, stay on your guard. THUMP. It was near her, she'd need to take it down. Opening her beady eyes, she scanned the room she was in. Just a glimpse of something black told her all she needed to know. It would be coming out of that isle in three... two...

A monstrous, muddy black, enraged beast stomped out from the laptop section. Alice pulled her gun and focused. It noticed her. She moved her hand a bit to the right. It roared again, the huge vibrations throwing off her aim slightly. She readjusted again, the beast now charging her. Finally, she pulled the trigger twice, unloading to large caliber bullets into the beast's skull. Her body instinctively threw itself out of the way of the now falling giant. And with that, the store was quiet. It seemed she was safe, for now.
Gonna get a post out soon, writing it up right now. Got a lot to catch up on though.
Man, I've got a lot to catch up on. II'll get something out for both of the girls today, hopefully.
If we're all discussing age, Maxxy is actually quite young; only 19 years old compared to Sam, who's 23. The easily forgotten Alice is actually 26, and she should also be getting a post tomorrow when I stop slacking off and playing favorites.
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"Do whatever you want with it. Its not like I'm insecure or anything." - Sacha.


"It's no fun when they don't squirm! Ugh, I'm gonna go poke the homeless or something..."
@VKAllen

Found Sacha



Wow, all lynx look the same to you? You some kinda Specist?
Kaiser Oblivion - Gourd Lake


The Kaiser's resolve wavered a tad bit as he heard the cawing of ravens outside and saw the expression on Henry's face. In truth, Denys didn't want this to escalate to violence, but he would stand by Henry, at least for now. The mage reminded him so much of his late allies, he couldn't help but defend him. Even when he was directly threatening people he had just met.

As the dark mage flung a spell at the knight, one could see blood leak from the interlocking plates of his armor, and a dark flame seemed to consume him. But he did not falter, he did not die. He calmly turned around, before tackling Henry through the shack back to the lake clearing. The Kaiser quickly turned around to face the two, now seeing the thing with inhuman strength again approaching Henry. For just a second, Denys hesitated on what to do. Henry was probably the only one who could harm the man, and casting Westwind would make his ally useless. He decided to just try and get the attention of the marine, take some of the edge off of Henry.

But as he got close, suddenly the debris from the destroyed wall started floating in the air, levitating seemingly on their own, before flying back towards the wall, both at Doomguy and Denys. The Kaiser was stunned for a second. Had Henry the power of the Exorcist? But it didn't matter, this was the perfect chance. He hopped back into the shack, and cast Westwind. Now the knight's high defence would become high resistance, and vice versa. Denys's blade would cut through him like butter. As the knight was carried back through the wall, Denys would attempt to pierce his hide with a straight stab, hopefully somewhere nonlethal. The Kaiser did not want to kill so uselessly, so if he could knock the man into unconsciousness with shock, that would be much better.





Red - Hyrule Field


Red frowned at Bayonetta as she tried to manipulate the large british man into helping them. For two reasons actually, firstly that was quite rude, but also Red had no want to get near the odd man. In fact, if Bayonetta wasn't so nice, she'd probably not want to be around her either. But, she shrugged, it wasn't horrible, and this was probably going to be the only way to get inside, so she gritted her teeth and went with it.

The british man agreed, luckily, throwing down the limp chain so he could pull the two women up. She wasn't entirely sure he could lift two women up on his own, but the Transistor itself was weightless, and he did look like he had a lot of mass on him. Red grabbed a hold of the chain, also gripping the Transistor tightly in her hands. It seemed Mr. Nobody had nothing to say though.


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