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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Funky Fistfight Freezers

Was thinking about vampires and how I'd beat vampires and after following a long and strange line of thought I'm left with a question.

If I ORAORA a vampire and replace all the parts I'm damaging with plant matter using Vitalogy until every original part of that vampire has been replaced, is it the same vampire?

@Gentlemanvaultboy

A better question; if vitaology replaces every cell in Milo's body, would he become a vampie empowered by the sun? Would it cancel out and the sun wouldnt matter any more? Or would the vampire cells over take the plant cells, making it so that Milo disintegrates in the sun like normal?

My bet is on the third one, considering how flesh buds work.

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Funky Fistfight Freezers

@BCTheEntity Sorry for posting again so soon, but I was struck with inspiration.

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Funky Fistfight Freezers

Milo growled lowly, barring his fangs as one of Nick's servants insulted him. Luckily, the other two physically reprimanded him, and also reminded him that the device in his hand was a parasol, not an umbrella. A very major difference. As one of them approached, Milo quickly raised his body temperature to a more regular level, though still cool, and tried to make himself less murder-y. As he was wrapped in one of the buff men's embrace, he again responded negatively. Milo wanted to chuck him across the room for laying a finger on him, but it was rude to harm another man's servants, and Milo needed Nick on his side. So the physical abuse would have to wait.

As they all approached the inner warehouse, the man whose arm was wrapped around Milo called out for his boss. Nick drops down onto the ground floor, his face shifting ever so slightly as he lays eyes on Milo. Nick seemingly studied him for a short while. As the Kaiser Chief got closer, he had a look on his face like he was recognizing something. Something bad, something he didn't like. He quickly dismissed his servants, and they leave through the door which Milo came. Good. Now they could talk.

Nick continued to get closer, seemingly taunting the vampire child. Milo couldn't help but smile as the gang leader got closer to realizing the truth. Or maybe he already knew, and was trying to bait Milo? The gang leader was a smart man, after all. He seemingly mastered his ability, the stand, from the stories he had heard. The man got closer again still, crouching, ready to strike, peering at Milo from under the large hat.

And finally he says it. That word. "Vampire." Milo mimicked at the same time, unable to help himself. As Nick threatened Milo, a particular sentence caught in his head. 'the last vampire died in seconds.' A sickly sweet smile graced Milo's face at that, and he could barely contain himself. He huffs in some kind of pleasure, before shoving his fist into the air. "Yes! The perfect specimen, yes! You'll be such a great help to me, Nick! Oooohhh I can see the look on my father's face as he shrivels into ash! Show it to me! Show me your Stand!" He exclaimed manically, before summoning 「HEART OF GLASS」, it morphing through his fingers. The normally cool and superior Milo seemed to be replaced with a childlike and perverse teen, obsessed with his new toy.

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@Prince of Seraphs SP is energy that can alter time and space, made of hopes and dreams. It's only purpose is to alter time and space, but apparently it can also give people souls and be condensed into a beam to destroy things. Basically it's a plot device and it's never really explained what it's limits are.

Magic is simply a learned spell that produces an effect. Anyone can learn magic, all you need to do is memorize a scroll containing the incantation, or, if you're particularly adept, create an incantation of your own. Unfortunately, magic's effectiveness seems to be based on your natural intelligence.

At least, that's how I remember it. BD is a very character focused game, and it's never really explained how a lot of this stuff happens.

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Kaiser Oblivion - Gourd Lake

The Kaiser sighed in relief as the Marine aimed his rifle down, before slowly holstering it behind him. Turning back to Henry, the mage seemed disappointed, unwilling to stop fighting. Denys was unsure how the spell would be triggered, but if it did, he'd try to take the hit. The dark mage stood there, staring at Denys whom apparently, had betrayed him. Luckily, the immense pain in Henry's hand seemed to distract him from casting the spell long enough for Spring Awakening to hit him. Eventually, a crow came to his side, calming him enough to lower his tome. The situation was defused, for now.

Everyone seemed to split up for now, a good idea in the Kaiser's mind. Whenever his troops got in a fight, time to be alone and cool off was verily appreciated. The marine went back into the odd shack, possibly to find more clues. Henry walked over to some benches, intent on interacting with his murder. The only one who hadn't left him was the skimpily dressed woman. She (frankly rightly) assumed he was the only other sane man here. She asked him what they ought to do, and the Kaiser thought the question over for a second. He had many a goal to accomplish, firstly to discover where he was. But that would be much harder without allies. "For now, I suggest we wind down. If you wish, we could try to find a local again, but the others should be left alone."

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Red - Hyrule Field

The odd trio trekked down the ramp into the town proper. Though the other two didn't seem to be very hesitant, Red was sure the process was here. Just at a glance she could see there was something odd about the city. It was too clean, too polished, too empty. The only living thing in the street was some sort of knight or guard.

As Birdie took off down a side street, Red travelled further down the main street until she reached a plaza, where her fears were all but confirmed. It was so off. Mixed and matched buildings, some all but gone, others brand new. This could only be the work of those dreaded robots. There were also corpses strewn about, victims of the process. It seemed some cells also inhabited the corpses, moving them around aimlessly. Red was shocked and stunned for a bit, but the calm voice of Mr. Nobody snapped her out of it. "Red, I think we need to find out what's going on. We should ask that man."

Quickly running back to the main street, she stopped in front of the man in armor and Blu began speaking. "Sir, do you know what happened to the town?" He asked, unsure how to bridge the question of the robots who had surely been the ones who had transfigured the fair town. It was odd he still stood here, but it seemed this area had already been cleared so the process must not have had any reason to return.

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@Prince of Seraphs If you're talking about SP, yes. The only place SP works is BD. But magic comes from the person themself, so the Kasier, and anyone he give his asterisk badge to, can use their magic whenever, as long as they have enough stamina.

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@Prince of Seraphs Ah, I think you are referring to the Holy Pillar. That's not where magic comes from, that's simply a huge pillar of transdimensional energy (SP, as it's called in game). It normally allows travel between parallel universes, but said energies can also be harnessed to alter time. The heroes have a device that can store a little of said energy. They can use it to briefly stop time, but if there is enough SP, then the Compass of Space and Time can send users through time, either forwards or backwards. At least, that's how i understand it.

As for the crystals, they seem to power the world's magic, since, although everyone can use magic freely once they're destroyed, the oceans stagnate and the wind refuses to blow.

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@Prince of Seraphs Magic in bravely default is a channeled purely through the user, Draining there "MP" which probably stands for some kind of stamina considering some non-magical attacks use it.

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Well in that case i oughta get a post out tomorrow.

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Funky Fistfight Freezers

Finally posted. I assumed there weren't many windows in the warehouse because generally thats the case. If you want though, i can edit it @BCTheEntity.