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7 yrs ago
Current "Soon you will have forgotten all things. And soon all things will have forgotten you."
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@Double Capybara You mentioned homo erectus-type creatures. Are they going to be anything like these guys by any chance? I just want to know to see if there is any point in me creating them (or at least, creating them from scratch rather than having them be a sub-species of whatever you have in mind)
@Skyrte You submitted before the gates to heaven of submission were closed, you're fine xP
Looking forward to seeing your CS ;)
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Nothing will stop Belvast from getting that tuna




To solidify your certainty,* have a look into the Timeline. Call now and do not delay!

*Certainty may be liquefied and subsequently undergo rapid evaporation.
And that, children, is how you win. :D
WHAT HAVE I CREATED?! CHEESY BUISNESS ADVERTISMENTS? STAGED FIGHTS? THIS IS NOT HOW GODS ACT! REPENT BROTHERS, SISTERS, CATS, EVERYONE!


To find out how to ensure repentance of the stray, 'Silencing Sin'* Timeline package recommended. Call for further details.

*Silencing of Sin not guaranteed. Nor is repentance.
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...What's to stop him from making a portal, and sticking his hand through it to just sorta slap the tuna off the fan and into his other hand?





To move faster than it* and get your tuna**, call now.

*Moving faster than the future not guaranteed. Terms and Conditions apply. Minisecondly rates apply.
**Getting tuna not guaranteed
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True...but who doesn't love cats?
Contact Belvast the Cat-Eared fucker bastard Financial consultant today to plan for your future! Build your Tomorrow starting right Meow!



AHA! I have found Belvast's weakness: a ceiling fan with some tuna on it >D
Time for your to consider a merger methinks
@Kho

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