Kingfisher

Amongst the Lonesome- A return to Santa Somabra [Fantasy Noir]

@JulienJaden The Skywalkers did kind 've fuck up everything.

Amongst the Lonesome- A return to Santa Somabra [Fantasy Noir]

@Kingfisher Oh... So THAT is what the whole Light Side - Dark Side thing is about in Star Wars. Bet those Jedi eat their meat raw, too.

@JulienJaden

If Anakin had eaten a bit more raw meat then he wouldn't have had that whole mess with Padmae.

Amongst the Lonesome- A return to Santa Somabra [Fantasy Noir]

@Kingfisher@DJAtomika It's on, then.

Single combat with steaks.

@JulienJaden

There's a lot... at steak

Amongst the Lonesome- A return to Santa Somabra [Fantasy Noir]

Medium Rare or GTFO. Fight me, ye swine.

Amongst the Lonesome- A return to Santa Somabra [Fantasy Noir]

The slick black car swept through Santa Somabra’s streets with a burst of controlled speed, skidding up to the grimy pavement, and sliding carefully into place. A car door with blacked-out windows popped open, and Agent Voss stepped calmly out onto the street in front of the crumpled old apartment block which lay before him.

“What a piss hole…” He grumbled, hands sinking into the pockets of his trench coat.

“Were you expecting a Hilton?” Agent Kunis said with a smirk, as she joined him out on the street.

“It’d be nice if the scumbags could choose somewhere a bit less...scumy to snort dust and molest children in, for once.”

“I’ll be sure to file a complaint with head office,” Agent Kunis gave a soft laugh “just promise me you’ll focus on putting the child molesters behind bars, and not their interior decorating.”

The pair moved in almost perfect unison, taking the steps up to the apartment in gallant strides, dressed in crisp black suits and ray ban aviators, with the tools of their trade hidden expertly across their forms.

Voss wrapped his hand firmly against the apartment door, once they’d navigated their way up a few flights of rickety metal stairs and corridors that were stained with several substances he’d rather not think about.

“Fuck off!” Hissed a muffled voice from the other side of the door.

“I’m here to see Mister Escuella.” Voss called out.

“I dun’t givea shit! Fuck off!”

“Must be the glasses.” said Kunis.

“Alright, we’ve tried it my way,” Voss rolled his shoulders “guess it's time to try it yours.”

Kunis’ foot shot forwards, slamming into the door, just below the handle, and forcing it open with an explosive burst of sheer force.

“MAGICAL REGULATION BUREAU! HANDS UP!”

The pair burst into the room, weapons raised, as the Nyte Kings inhabiting it hastily scrambled to their feet.

“The Fuck is this?!” snarled Danny Escuella, his blood red eyes bulging out of his pale head “Do you have any idea who yer fucking with?”

“Hands above your head!” Voss barked.

“Fuck this shit-” Danny shot forwards, brandishing a flick-knife.

Before he’d taken three steps, Agent Kunis grabbed him by the wrist and kneed him in the chest. The Vampire let out a startled gasp and lurched forwards, his knife clattering to the floor. Kunis’ free hand vanished into her jacket pocket, and emerged half a second later, grasping a cold metal stake.

The Agent slammed the stake into Escuella’s bare chest, forcing it in with a dark splatter of carmine. The Vampire shrieked in surprise, and then watched in horror as his body began to crumble around him. White flesh turned to powdery grey ash, sweeping across his form in a tide of crawling destruction, until the vampire was little more than a pile of dust on the apartment floor.

“This building is being seized as part of an official Bureau investigation.” Voss announced to the few remaining vampires, who were plastered cautiously to their respective corners of the apartment, most of them off their face on dust or Runez.

“Vacate the premises immediately, or suffer the consequences.”

Amongst the Lonesome- A return to Santa Somabra [Fantasy Noir]

@Kingfisher I cant help but notice that you've got a horrible monster thing hunting Valorie, and I have a horrible monster thing that just hired Valorie. So... I guess what I'm saying is, we should have them fight.

@Flagg

Horrible Monster Brawl 2019. GET HYPED.

I'm on-board with this idea. PM me anything specific you have in mind, good sir.

@Flagg@Kingfisher Or they could... you know, kiss?

@JulienJaden

Horrible Monster X Horrible Monster 2019. GET RANDY.

On a side note, I've gone back to the original OOC post and made some revisions to the Races section, as well as adding some more information about the different dimensions and schools of magic. Its worth a read for those who are interested in developing a greater understanding of the fantasy side of our fantasy noir.

Amongst the Lonesome- A return to Santa Somabra [Fantasy Noir]

Deceased

Name/Nicknames:

Lediyah Gorman

Race:

Fear Gorta of human descent

Age:

33

Appearance:

Whilst lithe in appearance, there’s a surprising amount of muscle clinging to Lediyah’s form, and just a hint of softness around her thighs and stomach. Her hair is cut short, for practicalities sake, and her whole body is adorned with piercings and tattoos.The leather winged sword of the Nyte Kings is inked onto her upper arm, in a myriad of black and purple swirls. Lediyah stopped working for them years ago, but she likes the look of the tattoo. In order to separate herself from vampire goons, a set of tentacle-like serpents wrap around the sword, which slither down into the rest of her arm, sprouting into a set of leaking hearts. A ram skull inside a triangle of bones is depicted on her left thigh, the Hanged Man tarot card is inked onto the right side of her neck, and a flaming clover is tattooed on her ankle. The word “Wrath” is tattooed on the knuckles of her right hand, and “Hate” is tattooed on the left (excluding the thumb).

Personality:

Lediyah’s cruel sadism has gradually been morphed into a precise instrument, but the beast inside her fights constantly against its chains, demanding to be let out. She hides behind attempted glamour and sophistication, but at her core Lediyah is little more than a savage monster. She delights in pain and depravity, and will look for absolutely any excuse to fly off the chain and start ripping hearts out of chests.

Bio:

Lediyah’s dark powers manifested at a young age, and her childhood was one defined by bullying and tormenting other children. Her cruel punishments had no rhyme or reason, and she dished them out seemingly at random. When her family tried to intervene, she butchered them and slunk off into the night.

During her travels through Ireland, Lediyah was abducted by the “Shiv Street” gang, who happened upon more than they’d bargained for when they lured in what they hoped was a potential child prostitute. The child monster ripped her kidnappers to shreds, and stole all the drugs and guns she could carry from their hideout.

Lediyah’s descent into the criminal underworld began then, as her random killing sprees and torture sessions ever-so-slowly began to develop purpose. She took jobs, made connections, and began to put her dark appetite to good use. Over the years she honed her skills, and eventually stopped making reckless and messy mistakes.

She rocked up in Santa Somabra some years later, and spent her mid-twenties working for the Nyte Kings. When she got bored of them she switched to the Reapers, and when they disbanded she set herself up as full-time contract killer.

Lediyah is now a part of the Sharp Speakeasy, a loose network of hitmen and assassins, who exchanged contracts under the guise of a seedy jazz club.

Chase the Night

@Kingfisher hey mate, could you perhaps choose a slightly different colour for your text? Trying to read black on dark grey is nearly impossible. :\

@NuttsnBolts

Sure thing!

Chase the Night

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<3

@Traitor

I have no idea how I'd missed your username, and failed to take advantage of this fantastic opportunity sooner

TRAITOR!

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As long as I know you're around, there's no rush.

I'm more concerned about the good few of our players that seem to have vanished...

Any word, there:

@Kingfisher
@VoiD
@TheWizardLizard

@Dead Cruiser

I knew I was forgetting something! I think I must've accidently unsubscribed at some point, my sincerest apologies. Unfortunately, I really don't feel like I have the time or creative energy to lead a demonic horde at this point in time. I'm really, really sorry for mucking you around, and I hope you guys have a blast with this one.