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Hmm, I certainly don't remember anyone buying the deed to the Valley of Peace off me.


With what I'm planning, you won't need a deed!
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Projections are run by Sin Industries Financial Division, take it up with them. So Valley of Peace. It's a very popular region, which could jack up the price a little. How much are you willing to put down?


Depends. Do you accept severed heads and bones?
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This is exactly the kind of propaganda we can expect from Keriss & Co. While Sin Industries is suffering from a slump this quarter, we are projecting global domination next quarter. Keriss & Co for one, have NO employees to vouch for, while Sin Industries boast over 60,000. And Tauga still works for Sin Industries. Your best friend...works for Sin Industries, and we thank her for her service.

Before you try and bad-mouth a superior, make sure your Advertising Division knows how to spell.


Hey, it's a start up business! Also where do you get these projections? I can't see them behind all the bullshit you boast. Anywho, now that we got all that smack talk out of the way, lets discuss a price on the Valley of Peace. Soon to be the Valley Water Resort!
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Who says we aren't gonna give her one to have? Then take it away again?


That is redundant! Plus what kind of Security will you offer your customers?! What is a benif of being an employee in your company of the damned? Here at Keriss & Co. (More like Keriss & @Kho) we offer the complete suffering if anyone were to break into your house, representatives of the company would be there in an astounding 0.00000000001 seconds to apprehend the criminal!terms and conditions may apply As well, if you were an employee one would recieve full insurance as well as a free coffee mug that states Sin Industries Is Gay! I am sure my little birb friend, Tauga, would certainly love working here rather than a company in its death spiral such as Sin Industies

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You truly believe Sin Industries is still crying about Project: Xerxes! It was only a test, an incubator to groom Amartía into the perfect Business Man! Methodical, Moraless, Movivated, Ambitious. Worry not though. Sin Industries is coming...and its gonna steal your bitch.


How are you gonna steal Keriss' bitch when she doesn't have one? Sin Industries can't even get its own facts straight! Talk about true incompetence!
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Corporate takeover-mode.....activated.


And how would you manage that? Staring us down with the one burnt down city your company actually owns?
#Keriss&Co

Here at Keriss & Co, we believe all resources can be exploited. Include your resources!


Okay. Anything else?


Aren't chimichangas supposed to be everywhere?
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How DARE you! Here at Sin Industries, we literally have the ability to bring about the END of the universe if we wanted to. But that would be bad for business.


*leaves bad review on Google*
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For the entirety of the council, Lord Demotoriaus had sat with complacency held close as the others spoke their piece. Demotoriaus, himself, was fine with most of the subjects brought about until the pastor had spoken in which a greater tax had been suggested. Being of peasant birth, the lord knew of how taxes were not something to be trifled with, a thin balance between what is good and what would cause rebellion. “My liege, I do not believe that the Parnal power gain addition gold at the expense of us. While I do agree that the Templar would crave the blood of the wretched Orcs, if they truly wished to field them then mayhaps they should not field them all at once.”

The eyes of the man shit over to the pastor before returning to his king, speaking once more with a rather neutral tone, “Additionally, if they cannot afford to maintain these Templars then perhaps they should consider disbanding some of these elite forces.” Demotoriaus crossed his arms while speaking, his voice growing colder as he continued, “How are we to be taxed because the Parnal powers wish to make war? If you ask me, the powers should be the final bastion of defense of our great Kingdom if our armies would fail or should we request their aid. That is my only suggestion as of now.”
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