Legend Begins

Myriad Reality

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Big Filter, huh? Alright, and I thought Isis was the weird one.
*eats a slice from my box*
I can probably get us some good ones.

@Galvanize

*Yanks another slice of pizza*
Come on. Obvious joke is obvious.

Myriad Reality

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Maybe we should buy some filters for our system and have some installed as well.

@Galvanize

That’s what I was thinking. Still weird though. Maybe it’s a conspiracy by Big Filter.

Myriad Reality

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So the filter isn’t working?

@Galvanize

That’s a question for city infrastructure, not me. I mean, I doubt it’s actually toxic or anything, but it tastes gross.

Myriad Reality

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No, unless I got a sore throat or something. Though I more of gargle it.

@Galvanize

The point is that they filter it, goofy.

Myriad Reality

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Uhm, we do live on a water planet.

@Galvanize

Do you drink the sea?

Myriad Reality

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There have been issues? How?

@Galvanize

It’s been, like, kind of salty recently. And way too soft.

Myriad Reality

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*leans back and relaxes*

@Galvanize

Did you hear about the water supply issues recently?

Myriad Reality

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Just take a slice of pizza ya, weirdo.

@Galvanize

Fine.
*Grabs a slice and takes a large, awkward bite, crust-first*

Myriad Reality

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I waken from deep slumber

@Dark Cloud

If Dark Cloud is so great then why is there n—