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Have we covered all bases?


I think that's everything.
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Babe, we're in a relationship. In a normal, healthy relationship, people don't hit their significant others. Thats highly frowned upon in the society I come from.


That's not what I mean, but that's good to hear.
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Don't have a reason to, not my perogative. Any others?


I still feel pain, so don't make me a punching bag. Besides that, nothing I can think of off-hand.
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Understood. Continue?


None of the other fairies have the same traits, so don't go around killing any of us for sport if you happen to meet any.
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Completely understandable and respectable. Go on?


Number two: I hate dead things. I don't like dead animals, rotten flesh, or surgery. I like machines, which don't even rust if you treat them right. Don't make me mess with dead things, because I won't touch them, I can't bring them back to life, and I can't help fix the problem. Disposing of my own corpses is bad enough.
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Alright, lets hear it.


Number one: Never call me a zombie. I'm completely alive, even if I'm on my second or third life. Everything about me is living, and to suggest otherwise is insulting.
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*watches you*

Y'know, I can make that easier for you.


It'll freak you out too much. I don't weigh anything, so it's really not much of a problem.
*Brushes my hair out of my face*
But now that you're getting used to it, we need to have some ground rules.
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... that is so strange...


You get used to it. It's like changing clothes.
*Drops it against the wall without any degree of grace*
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*follows you*

Alright then... so what do we do now?


*Walks into the room and heaves my corpse over my shoulder*
I need to burn this thing. I really don't want it sitting around.
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