LegendBegins

Myriad Reality

Valiance said
*Everything happens as it is supposed to*Lie?! What lie?! What on Earth are you talking about?!... I need to call an ambulance!*Pulls out a cell phone*

*It heals*
Listen, I know my boyfriend. He doesn't just collapse like that. Besides
*Glances back*
You're smart enough to know that
A) Nobody ever calls a bloody ambulance.
B) He would be dead right now.

Myriad Reality

Valiance said
*On the second side you look at, Legend's body lies on the floor, with each of his limbs dismembered and his head rolling toward you*

Heh. And to think that I almost believed this lie for a second.
*Slits my own throat*

Myriad Reality

Valiance said
*Moves back a single step*Wow. That's impressive, but I think you may need your soulmate's help.*Points over to where Legend was behind you*

...
*Glances side to side*

Myriad Reality

Valiance said
*Shrugs and grins ever so slightly*Tell you what. If you can make me leave, I'll stay out. Deal?

*Pushes you away*

Myriad Reality

Valiance said
Why? Tell me where we are right now, and I'll leave.

You are in a room with me and my boyfriend, so leave before I make you.

Myriad Reality

Valiance said
*Legend turns to say something to you, when suddenly Ridge walks in the door*Ah, I finally found you!

Huh? Get out. I'm busy.

Myriad Reality

Valiance said
Meh. Either way...*The energy slips into your head through your nostrils, and you suddenly wake up sitting on a couch next to your boyfriend, without any memory of the events that transpired, nor any memory of how you got there*

Huh? What just happened?

Myriad Reality

Valiance said
You're very sexually inclined for a robot. I bet your boyfriend loves you for that.*Converts the quarter into energy*

*Laughs*
Nah, I just like screwing with people's heads. I have a low sex drive anyway.

Myriad Reality

Valiance said
*Pulls out a quarter*And look what I found behind your appendix! Well, what would've been an appendix if you were an organism.

*Snickers*
I thought you said orgasm at first. That would have been fun.

Myriad Reality

Valiance said
So then it is foreplay.*My hand phases through your stomach, and I start feeling around inside of you for something to pull out*

Try to find something. Sven already removed my internal parts. Ah, Sven. I hated him that day.