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Current The longer you spend awake the less time you spend asleep.
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Every hour spent not eating is an hour spent getting hungrier.
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Cats are like dogs. Except dogs are better.
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Oh boy! Oh BOY! It's almost time for MHW: Iceborne.
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Mire hissed as she didn't feel any of her attacks connecting, not being able to see fucking sucked. She would continue stabbing into the dome even after a beam burned through her. Suddenly the dome was on the move, the speed it was moving meant they had to be running and more importantly, standing up. Shifting an arm into a massive cleaver she got ready to send a slash into the dome at around stomach level, but was rudely interrupted when something crashed into her head. It'd come from the same direction as whatever had blown a decent amount of her mist back. Obviously someone in that direction wanted to get perforated.

Mire had heard Creeps words telling her to fall back, and had chosen to ignore them until now. While Mire very much wanted to stab whoever it was that hurled the object at her head, she wanted to stab the shit out of the shit stick that had blinded her more. Letting out a growl Mire swam through her mist and burst through the front of the building, landing on the ground and taking a moment to let her mist spread out.
Gasping at what Felix had said, Jenny instantly took a step back from the tree she was about to knock down. "Oh goodness you're right." Jenny then cautiously leaned close to the tree and poked it. "H-hello?" she said before patently waiting for an answer. After a few seconds of not getting a response she heard Felix felling trees off in the distance, along with Cahreli doing what sounded like attempting to fire her weapons at the trees. Jenny blushed under her helmet as she realized these were just normal trees, of coarse they were just normal trees. Why wouldn't they have just been normal trees! Jenny quickly turned to the direction Felix was and started gently pushing trees to the side and making her way towards the signal.




Eileen listened to Felix say she'd found a signal and instantly jetted towards Felix's location, transforming her mech into it's fighter mode for added speed. "I'll see if I can't find the source of the signal." Eileen said as she passed over Felix's head. Eileen shifted back into mech mode so she could better scan the area, hovering high above the treeline. The canopy was completely blocking her vision... She let out a sigh, deciding to land and continue her search on foot. Powering on her Photon blades and started cutting her way towards the signal. Eventually Eileen found herself in a clearing, a large de-powered mech sat there. This was the source of the signal. "I think I've found them."
@FluffyKnife

Blorb growled as Wet Towel asked if he had anything better to do than throw food around, the gall. "You know very well that I don't. This place is evil and must be destroyed!" Blorb narrowed his eyes as he saw Wet Towel coil one of her towels into a rat tail. He would quickly put his hands to the floor and transmute the concrete in front of him into taco mince with spicy seasoning. "I won't let you stop me this time, wench." Suddenly the meat would lunge towards Wet Towel, the mass of cocked beef forming a greasy tentacle.

@BCTheEntity

As Maceroy closed in on the college he would easily be able to spot the fight between Wet Towel and Blorb. The villain had summoned a tendril of meat and was trying to smack Wet Towel with it. It seemed that Maceroy hadn't been noticed by the portly criminal yet, leaving Maceroy an opening to strike.



@Gardevoiran

The moment Eve looked up from her phone she'd see a woman in a suit smiling at her. "Hello Eve. Do you have a moment?" The woman would ask, her voice having a distinct aura of authority to it. The woman didn't even wait for a response before walking past Eve and it seemed she was expecting Eve to follow.



@Chiro

The figure would flinch as Mr Gimmick spoke through the drone, quickly jumping back and raising their fists. The figure looked up towards the drone, revealing themselves to be a rather meek looking teenager. The boy kept his fists raised and tilted his head at the drone, small jets of steam escaping from little exhaust ports on the boys back. "Mr Gimmick huh? You're that master thief right?"


Silvia was still shaking as she watched Eyeblight vanish, his sights seemingly set on whoever was unfortunate enough to be on the second floor of the building. She couldn't help but feel relieved as the terror in her slowly subsided. That relief would quickly be replaced with anger, then shock. Outsider had picked her up with one of his tendrils, at least he was polite about it. Silvia curled up as much as she could so that Outsider could more easily fit her through the hole he'd made in the second floor window.

She noticed she was still shaking when Outsider set her down, she didn't want to go after Eyeblight, she silently wished Outsider could just do it. But at this point if Outsider got more involved he might bring the building down. "O-ok I'm going in." Silvia clenched her fists and set off, hopefully she could corner Eyeblight, perhaps then she could pin him in an area using her body and win barrier as a wall. Silvia would freeze the moment she found Eyeblight, all she could do was fire another weak blast and try to advance on the villain. Though the pure terror induced by looking at him made it rather hard to approach him.




Mire's mouth distorted into a razor toothed maw as she got closer to Swarm and Firefly, a horrid screech escaping her as she raised her blades into the air ready to bring them down on her opponents. But a shotgun like blast of pellets ripped into her mid section and punched many small holes into her, causing her to stagger for a moment. Mire let out an angered hiss as the holes almost instantly vanished, she didn't get a chance to resume her charge before Firefly popped another hole into her and covered her face in light blinding her. "Gaaah! Nooo!" Mire roared, she hated not being able to see anything, it brought back bad memories. She growled and took a moment to asses the situation, she was limited to using her mist to sense where her opponents were, and at the moment she could only see a room with an empty bubble in the middle. The bubble was where Swarm and Firefly were held up so she'd just stab into that, eventually she'd nail one of them, then she'd drag their ass out into the mist and peel the skin from their stomachs.

Mire would morph her blade arms into grossly exaggerated lances and point them towards the bubble. She aimed for the center being fairly sure that's where Swarm would be standing, launching a barrage of stabs into the bubble, the only indicator of where they were coming from being the glob of light still attached to Mire's face. Her stabs were rabid and imprecise, like an enraged beast, Mire was fucking pissed because she couldn't see anything. So much so that she didn't even notice the newcomer, mostly because she couldn't see them. Though Mire's mist was starting to fill the entire room having already surrounded Swarm's force-field entirely, so it wouldn't be long until Mire's mist would pick up the new arrival.
@Chiro

Jake's drone would go unnoticed by the intruder, they were fully distracted by the pile of scrap they were digging through. Even with this better view of the intruder it was still difficult to get any kind of read on them, mostly because they had some kind of steampunk exoskeleton on that obscured a large amount of their features. The only things that really stood out was a dirty head of long white hair, the rest was a mystery. It was also quite obvious that the suit wasn't just for show, the figure demonstrating strength far greater than his form would have you believe. Whoever they were, they were obviously some kind of villain.



@BCTheEntity

Maceroy's phone would go off, he'd received a message from Taylor, a fellow teacher at Linkertown college. "Hey Mace the schools in a bit of a spot at the moment. Blorb is having a poke at us again so don't worry about your lectures today. You can come if you want but I'm pretty sure the students are just going to use this as an excuse to dip outta class. But hey it's up to you."



@FluffyKnife

Blorb would be hurling globs of spiced mince meat at the windows of the Linkertown college main building. "Ha take that yo-!" Blorb's attention would be taken by the emergence of Wet Towel, he would growl as he turned to face her. "You again!" He hissed as he placed his hands on the floor and made a few handfuls of Doritos chips out of the pavement. "I'll best you this time!"

With a wave of his hand Blorb would send a spray of Doritos in Wet Towel's direction, they'd be traveling pretty fast but Doritos aren't know for being powerful projectiles.



@Gardevoiran

Eve's flight through the sky would obviously not go unnoticed, a ball of fire flying through the sky was kinda hard to miss. It was also pretty concerning for quite a few people, a fireball was scary enough even if people knew Eve was one of the good guys, her flying overhead probably meant there was a bad guy out there causing trouble at the moment.

Eve herself would have a rather nice flight for the most part, at least until some light started blaring into her eyes. It flicked for a moment causing a slight strobe before dissipating, light bouncing off some windows or car side-view mirrors could be pretty dangerous Eve.
Hogan slowly dragged himself into the room after everyone else and took a position near Mieke's feet, while also keeping a close eye on the newcomer. Bugsy was a proper chatter box it seemed, a fact that was getting on Hogan's nerves. Hogan kept his eyes locked on Bugsy and made a quite rumbling sound. While yes is was a good thing that Bugsy had come quietly. Why did he have to be so stupid looking? Hogan's head dropped to the floor when Louis asked if there was anything else he needed to know, he looked over at Arthur expecting the man to explain their uneventful day and then touch on what Mieke found. But to the Lizards surprise the Mieke spoke up about her own findings, looks like she was more confident that Hogan thought she was, good for her. And her stand made crystals hmm? What kinds of combat applications could that have, hmmm. Hopefully Mieke would be able to get some practice with her stand before she had to use it in an actual battle. And if Battle did find her before she was ready, well Hogan would be there.

That out of the way Arthur went over how they didn't find anything and would hopefully have better luck next time. Hogan hoped so, he didn't want to endure another day of driving around the city, then not get the opportunity to bite something. Hogan made a groaning sound and then lay his head next to Mieke's feet.


Eileen's radar picked up an object hurtling towards her at incredible speed, she looked up to see an escape pod hurtling towards her and her party she casually drifted out of the way and then jetted down after it. That's when the coms came on and a mans voice came on, but it wasn't the thick German accent she was used to, no this was a much more understandable. A very angry sounding girl cut the man off threatening to kick the doctors ass. They sounded like they would be enjoyable to have as part of the squad... Eileen would touch down next to Roxanne and crossed her arms as the the girl introduced herself. Eileen raised an eyebrow as another new arrival came along and introduced herself " Eileen de Laroche. Nice to meet both of you. We should talk on the move, there is a lost pilot who we need to find." Eileen's monotone voice would make it hard to tell if she was sincere or not, before she could get a response she'd already turn and start heading off. She would take a few steps then jump into the air and jet off so she could go back to surveying from the skies.


Mire continued bounding across rooftops towards the Rockers HQ completely unaware of the call she was supposed to have received, in her haste to get involved in a fight she'd left her bag (which had her phone in it.) back in the alleyway with Visage. Mire couldn't help but feel excited as she saw the HQ building off in the distance, things were looking bad, and Mire was going to make them worse. Mire Leaped from the rooftops, shifting her density mid air becoming more gaseous so that her impact on the ground wouldn't slow her down. Reforming into a human shape Mire looked around taking in the situation while slowly walking towards the HQ, the building was falling apart. Mire would spot two people at the receptionists desk, one of them was obviously some kind of cape judging by the rubble deflecting off the air around them. Perhaps they were the one taking down the building, though the sounds of crashing and smashing from further inside indicated otherwise Mire didn't care. Theses guys were already here and she was itching to fight, and she'd rarely fought other capes so this conflict was going to be interesting.

Mire's mist quickly started spreading outward and her arms formed into curved blades that were long enough to drag along the ground. Mire broke into a sprint, her bladed arms scraping against the pavement as she headed straight for Swarm and Firefly.





Silvia's eyes widened in horror as she saw the mangled mess of what used to be a child, tears instantly started running down her cheeks as she took in the grizzly sight. The blood, the bones poking through the skin. Silvia fell to her knees and started silently crying, I... I didn't save her I-I'm... Silvia put her face into her hands. Silvia started shaking If I hadn't hesitated, d-din't cover my eyes... I would have seen her... I could have saved her, but I didn't. I'm a useless piece of waste. Here I am with bullet proof skin and the power to make tornadoes, and I hesitate and got people killed. I should be dead not them... Silvia was slowly shaking her head when she felt a hand on her shoulder and flinched. It was Outsider, thank goodness someone useful was finally here.

She looked up at him as he spoke, she wished she could agree with him about there being nothing she could have done but it just wasn't true. Though Outsider was right about Eyeblight needing to be stopped before he could cause more damage, Silvia stood up slowly still very clearly shaken from the dead body. Silvia watched Outsider fly off down the road, there was a hero, no fear and the drive to protect those in danger over himself. Silvia curled one of her shaking hands into a fist and started off after Outsider, she couldn't waste time feeling terrible now, that would only lead to more deaths. Silvia ran as fast as she could to the Cafe skidding to a halt next to one of Outsiders tentacles, she looked through one of the shattered window. There Eyeblight was, his hideous form sending a wave of fear over Silvia, her wings quivered as she felt her resolve rapidly degrading. I-I can't do this! Silvia went to cover her eyes but stopped, she couldn't do that again, last time people died because she looked away. She just needed to get Eyeblight's attention, Silvia built up a wind blast in her mouth and fired it off at Eyeblight, the blast would be pitifully weak because of SIlvia's lack of focus but it would still fell like a stern shove if it were to hit Eyeblight.
@Old Amsterdam

Ali's walk was uneventful for the first couple of minutes, which was probably good considering that that she was a little anxious about going to a new school. Suddenly a car horn started going off as a collision happened right in the center of the street, it wasn't a serious crash or anything only a simple bump, but that didn't stop the drivers from being furious with one another. The two men got out of their cars and started arguing and shouting, the yelling being loud enough to mask the sound of running that coming towards her side.

Crash



@TheMushroomLord

Ava run to school would be nice an peaceful the sidewalk being fairly underpopulated today allowing Ava to really pick up the pace. Ava would hear a slight commotion up ahead, some dudes yelling at one another about incompetent driving. As Ava rounded a corner she'd catch a glimpse of the scene before she bowled into something.

Crash



@Chiro

Jake would have a solid forty seconds to enjoy his eggs before his alarm sounded off again, though this time it was alert. Someone had broken into his scrapyard. At the moment it was unclear who it was that had the Audacity to steal from the great Mr Gimmick, but it seemed that today was going to be a bit exciting. He could call the authorities and tell them what's going on, or he could deal with this intruder himself. Decisions decisions.



@FluffyKnife

As Nat left the exam hall she'd catch a pair of boys and a girl looking out a window at something, whatever it was they were extremely unimpressed. "Oh great... It fucking Blorb again..." She'd hear the girl them mutter. One of the boys would open up the window and yell out "Fuck off Blorb! You're not even a good super villain! Just leave us alone!" Which was quickly followed by the girl yelling "Yeah! Some of us just got off midterms! We don't have time for your shit!"
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