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    1. Lmpkio 11 yrs ago

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6 yrs ago
You can find me on discord if you so wish~
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6 yrs ago
Sorry about my lack of appearances. At this point Im taking a much needed hiatus from here after 5 long years. Not sure when I'll be back, but it won't be for awhile... sorry about that... : (
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6 yrs ago
Revenge of the 5th has always been a thing tho...
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6 yrs ago
Do not forget about the GOD DAMN bacon.
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6 yrs ago
Once upon a time, I used to cheer for May the 4th... now I cry with disappointment. *Except Clone Wars S7 and the Mandalorian - they are awesome*
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@rivaan@Zorogami You guys reaaaaaally are committed to this huh? Lel
Aaaaaaand new character. Gonna be probably introduced in the next chapter.
KING BOWSER KOOPA


As Bowser takes a gander around Peach's bedroom, he then hears an unmistakable battle cry from outside.

“BOOOOWSEEEER!” it cries.

Yup. It was him. After having his plan be jeopardized by a Count Bleck look-alike, King Koopa now has to deal with the Mushroom Kingdom's savior Mario. His expression just turned a 180 as he issues a frown of utter embarrassment. What was he gonna say to him? And if he does, will the plumber believe him? As he tries to think on what to say to him, he hears an audible "BA-DUNK!" from outside, followed by a metal whine. He just destroyed his Clown Car didn't he? He has to fix it when he gets back to his castle... well IF, would be the better word.

It was then when Bowser heard the footsteps hit the balcony. He has arrived at last.

“I’m tired of comin’ to the castle to find you here up to no good!” Mario growls. “You’re not gettin’ away this time! We settle this once and for all!”

Bowser kept his silent back away from him for a long moment. His blood was already boiling once again. As always, he wants to beat the living shit out of the plumber bastard. But is it really necessary in this case? Surely it wasn't. It was then when the Koopa King begins to finally speak.

"Oh Mario... Mario..." he growls, which can be confused for a sigh, "You finally arrived to "ruin" my plans on kidnapping your Princess Peach. BAW-HAW-HAW..."

He then finally turns around, showing no signs of the Princess in his grasp.

"But it seems that someone else happened to catch her first." he then says, but not in an evil flair, but an honest one.

But can Mario identify this?
@Tex
KING BOWSER KOOPA


"Oho-Oho! Ohohoho! Big talk for an over-sized pet! Ohohohohoho!" He mocked, floating in place.

This weirdo is definitely not going to oblique to the commands of King Koopa is he? This only gets him more rilled up as his nostrils flare with steam. The caped weirdo slid Peach into his coat despite Bowser's objections, pulling out a larger, blank cap-card to replace her. It was a glistening white, sharing the same holographic pattern of squares that his cape had, and seemed thicker than the average card. The squares shrank and grew as it sailed through the air in his grip, creating a beautiful illusion of trailed diamonds as it did.

"I would add YOU to my collection as well! But I have other places to be!"

That does it. Bowser roars furiously as he makes a running dash towards the Count. He was really gonna turn that slimy no good bastard into pulp! But before he could reach him, the Count suddenly splits the white card into a rainbow of six equally-thick cards, and throwing them behind him. They flew through the air and SNAPPED into place, shaping a door with 1 card as every corner, and the other two near the center on either side. This distracted Bowser for a bit as he tried to find the enemy he just so happened to make just now. When he turned behind though, it appears as if he may be too late. The Count backed into another door and prepared to make his getaway.

"Bah-Ha! Bahahahahaha-Bye~!"

A panicked expression rippled across the King as he tries to run towards him as fast as his legs could carry him. When he got close, he leaps into the air, arms stretched out, and ready to choke the ever living life outta that snobby weasel! However, the Count backed away into the door-shaped portal just in time, and disappeared into nothingness. Missing his chance, he finds himself rolling into the queen-sized bed of the Princess, making quite a mess and ruckus in the meantime. The six cards immediately fused into one white card again, and vanished just as quickly as its wielder...

Now Bowser was mad as hell.

"GOOOOOOOOOD DAMNIT!" he roars in rage as he pounds his fist on the floor, "WHY MUST THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME!"

He then takes several deep breathes as he tries to calm himself down. He was now back at square one. And what's worth... he has no idea where the Princess has gone. No idea at all. He gets back up on feet and looks outside.

"Shiiiiiit," he sighs with a mumble, "Now what the hell am I supposed to do?"
@Holy Soldier Typical Bowser lol always misunderstood
@Lugia Np man, take your time. It's a slow day for the RP it seems so don't worry.
@Holy Soldier No worries. We'll see what can be done though.
@rocketrobie2 Np lol. My last post was at the very bottom so I can understand how you can miss it. All good. :)
<Snipped quote by The Kid Lantern>

I wonder what used to be here? Perhaps a SECERET?


You need to post man. Without you I can't post at all with my character.
@Holy Soldier LOL! It all goes full circle doesn't it?
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