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You can find me on discord if you so wish~
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6 yrs ago
Sorry about my lack of appearances. At this point Im taking a much needed hiatus from here after 5 long years. Not sure when I'll be back, but it won't be for awhile... sorry about that... : (
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6 yrs ago
Revenge of the 5th has always been a thing tho...
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6 yrs ago
Do not forget about the GOD DAMN bacon.
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6 yrs ago
Once upon a time, I used to cheer for May the 4th... now I cry with disappointment. *Except Clone Wars S7 and the Mandalorian - they are awesome*
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COLLAB WITH @Floodtalon

-: CONCLUSION OF PREVIOUS THREAD :-


A long battle had transpired on the mountains of Renpia, with the Vassal of the Nether, Titanica, pitting her atomic flames against the chilling cold of the Vassal of Ice, Archorus. As it so happened a certain Machina soldier was caught in the middle as he so often is, helping Titanica fend off Archorus in his pursuit of the skin of a Black Goat. A few missing limbs and a thousand foot fall later Henry was barely alive on top of the tallest peak of Renpia while Titanica was sitting pretty. "Five of you. I've survived five of you insane bitches." He kept laughing as he repaired his liver, rolling back to his stomach and pushing himself off the ground, flying in midair as he observed Titanica. "I really hope you're not gonna try to kill me. I probably couldn't take you on when I'm at my best and I'm far from my best right now." Henry gestured at his missing legs and laughed a little harder, feeling his eyes straining as he finished working on all his internal organs. Henry reached to his left and a portal dropped a syringe of red liquid into his hand, a quick jab into his right thigh emptied all of it in one fell swoop.

The Vassal gets up slowly as she issues a low growl while shaking off her joints from the battle at hand. She figured quickly that Archorus was not physically there, rather she simply controlled the mech that mocked her organic glory. But she'll be back... when and where however is not a question she cares to answer. Yet there is indeed a question she has regarding the presence of this... boy. A boy that survived five encounters with different Vassals? He must've had some serious luck, both good and bad, for having encountered them and actually surviving. If this is true, then the least she can be is a hint impressed. The looming vassal ominously eyes the demon-looking figure as she listens vaguely to his pleads for mercy, only for him to laugh cruelly towards his legs as he tries to recover from the initial blast of Titanica's nuclear pulse. She simply snorts as her tail smacks the floor, yet does not finish the boy off. Not yet anyways. She inspects him carefully before issuing a response.

"Why are you here?" she simply asks bluntly towards him with a cold face.

Henry's left eye twitched as Titanica smacked the floor with her tail, the legs were already beginning to reform due to the healing potion at the very least. Would they reform in time for any sort of fight? Maybe. She asked why he was here and he thought over his answer for a moment before eventually settling on a safe but honest answer. "I'm searching for the leather of a black goat. Roma wants it for a contract, you Vassals don't settle for anything but the best apparently." If he pushed a bit of mana into his legs they would reform faster, but that was valuable mana for opening and closing his primary offense and defense. Would the short term boost in mobility outweigh the long term combat viability? Dozens of calculations along these lines ran through Henry's head as his fight or flight response kicked in and he prepared for battle once again. On the surface he maintained a cool demeanor, but the air was tense as Henry stared down Titanica, awaiting a response from her.

The vassal processes this information carefully. So he has been instructed the same task as well from Roma the Eel? It was an interesting revelation. Before she begins to answer however, she suddenly hears baying coming from behind her. Titanica growls as she turns around to notice a single black goat perched on a rock formation. The grazing goat's hide was indeed black, the same one that they have been searching for no less. She glances down at Henry again before looking back at the grazing mammal. Before anything else can happen, her tail smacks the ground again, only significantly harder. The black goat perches up suddenly, startled by the sudden shaking, only to realize too late that a loose rock below one of his hooves was loose and sent Billy Goat tumbling down the small hill before plopping down on the ground. It landed at a very odd angle, the same hoof having been sprained upon impact with the ground. Even as it bays for help, there was nowhere for him to run, let alone stand. The vassal quietly walks towards the fallen goat as she eyes her prey right in her sights.

"Ah shit." Henry burst forwards as the goat's eyes began to glow an ominous red, drawing his blade and slicing the goat's head off as three spikes of hardened steel began to emerge from the ground. All of which were pointed directly at Titanica's throat. "Fucking goats, can never accept death without a fight." He flicked the blood off his blade and smoothly sheathed it, looking at Titanica with a unreadable expression. The goat head rolled to her feet, bumping into her before stopping and staring at her with dead eyes. "A lot of things are like that in the Nexus. They never go down without a fight." His message was clear. If she planned on killing him, he wasn't going to make it easy.

Even as the eyes glowed an ominous red towards the massive vassal, Titanica didn't flinch or move. She only stopped dead in her tracks only after the spikes nearly tried to pierce her throat. She looks down at her feet, seeing the goat's head roll down by her feet. Yet the vassal produced no sudden jolts of movement, only another ominously guttural moan as her yellow eyes give off a vitriolic glower towards Henry. As she turns, her tail chops the spikes with a clean sweep of her tail, the stone cones rolling off to the side, with one of them falling off the edge. She gives off an audible grunt as a small blue flame escapes her toothy maw.

"You have no idea who you're fucking with." she warns bitterly as her heel crushes the goat's skull, spilling brain matter, horns, and eye balls from it, "It may simply be coincidence or fate that brought us here... Yet our goals seem to have coaligned. Other goats roam this mountain... so find your own. Yet if you wish for a fight, so be it."

Her stance begins to shift as her arms begin to become covered in dark-grey scales, her spines cackling in blue aura with a low hum, and her tail stiffing up in aggression.

"Do not expect any mercy from me."

Henry waited a few moments before turning away from her and prodding the corpse that lay before him. "I have a good idea of the powers that I prod. Even if I don't consider the battle of the gods I was just a participant in, I've been punted through enough mountains by Juno to know exactly what a Vassal is capable of." His legs finally grew back and he touched upon the ground, clothing forming around his legs already as he began to walk away. "You eat them don't you? Actually no, don't answer. I don't want to know what someone like you would want with a goat." He flipped her off and moved on from the corpse, stopping just before he stepped off. "We'll meet again Vassal of the Nether. But next time I'm going to be strong enough to kick your ass." Henry grinned to himself and leapt off the mountain, spreading his wings and flying away from the icy battleground.

It appears he knows who she was. Yet this, on top of a cheesy speech of blind bravado, did not worry Titanica as she watches him take off from the cliff. She has heard many speeches during her journeys before, yet they never followed up on their claims of victory. Yet those who tried were gravely put back in their place. Even his claim of having contact with five vassals was, while slightly impressing, only issued empty threats. She gives a single chuckling sigh, as her stance relaxes as she keeps her composure this time. She walks back towards the decapitated goat and eyes it for a short moment before proceeding to rip open his hide. It was a gory, yet surprisingly short process as she wears the skin over her body. She glances back at the cliff where Henry leapt off of briefly before she issues another portal that takes her back down to the bottom of the mountain. Indeed may they meet again down the line - only time will tell - but Henry seems to have forgotten or be blissfully unaware of her purpose here.

He better hope he doesn't encounter her when that time comes... for his sake, and perhaps the entire Nexus' itself.



Location: Union Station Space


“Greetings, I am Five-Four-Three-Nine Ascendant Retribution. Monitor of Installation 00-D.”

The personnel crew over at the Executor stood by as they heard the initial alert for the so-called "expert" of the Flood. No one knew exactly who this so called expert is, but they didn't speak another word for a good half minute before congregating amongst themselves. Onboard scanners detected that while this ship is bigger than a Star Destroyer (1,600 meters), it's still drawfed by the massive Super Star Destroyer dreadnought looming in the distance (13,469 meters). They planned to essentially eliminate the flood and entire station along with it as soon as their troops come out with the Senator, but alas it appears that plans have been changed.

One of the officers beside Lord Vader looked at him curiously, looking for orders amongst the black sith lord. Yet he was one step ahead of him.

"Permission to contact that ship." he states bluntly as his arms was crossed in front of his chest.

With direct orders coming from Vader, one of the officers attempts to communicate with this ship on his plans of action.

"This is Admiral Larkoff of the Executor-Class Super Star Destroyer," states the admiral, "Your 'expertise' in this matter requires your assistance towards the parasite-infection on the station. We demand for your plan of action against this monstrous menace, or we will fire upon the station within firing range once our men are out!"





Samus was rather surprised when she finally uncovered the victim of such a horde. Could it really be who she thinks it is...?

"Kirby...?" she asked aloud, lowering her arm cannon slightly.

While Kirby doesn't necessarily live in her Universe, they have fought one another in a little competition known as the "Super Smash Bros. Tournament". It pits fighters within a multiverse sector classified by the "creator" as the "Nintendo Sector", in which they selected a few chosen fighters to fight within this contest of who is truly the strongest fighter. Characters not only included Samus and Kirby, but even more famous fighters such as Mario (the hero of the Mushroom Kingdom), Link (the hero of Hyrule), Fox McCloud (the famous Star-Pilot of the Lylat System), Marth (the Hero-King of Altea), all just to name a few. In fact, she and Kirby were part of the first tournament, when it casted a roster much smaller compared to her latest one. And she knew it was going to get bigger in the next event.

However, despite their fighting, it was only competitive and nothing serious. Samus considers Kirby the Dream Warrior as an ally regardless and they had even made an interesting duo during a team-up trial. He was a good partner to have, despite his lack of syllables that don't start with "Poyo" or "Hi". Now here he is... standing motionless... as he is encapsulated in ice that he must've swallowed when she fired the ice beam at the parasites.

Uh... Oops.

Well there was only one way to free him out of that block of ice. She points her gun again at the pink marshmallow, setting her cannon to the "Missile" setting. She has 15 missiles locked currently in her weapon... it was enough to get her by, but she definitely needs to refuel and reammo her suit once she gets back on board. Her cannon hums ambiently as she prepares to fire with a sigh.

"Hold still, little guy." she orders as she quickly fires her missile, ultimately breaking Kirby free out of his icy prison.





The stormtrooper company enters a large dark hallway within their planned formation as they officially step into the contaminated zone. The flametroopers' lead both the front and back, surrounding the regular stormtroopers as the Commander guided them with a holograph of the station provided by a nearby information booth just before they entered. It was a rather dark hallway, with patches of flood-green material having slowly beginning to grab ahold of the station. Cold and odd was the feeling that everyone had while marching in, always on a constant alert on when and where the enemy will strike. Even with the sounds of blaster fire along with the occasional screams of an unfortunate victim, not a stormtrooper stirred. They've been in situations like this, although admittedly it's not often those exactly like this.

Yet behind their helmets, each one had that uncanny feeling that they were surrounded by something... and that they were being watched.

"They're coming..." Abigail alerts cautiously as they soon come up near a corner, when suddenly several large zombie-like tendrilled abominations came roaring from the corner, "And they're hungry!"

The flametroopers in the front stood their ground as they ignited their weapons, spewing several long volleys of reddish-orange flame at the plant-like monsters. They seemed to reel in anger and pain as they slowly began to burn away from the intense heat. One trooper feels one of the long tendrils nearly brush his helmet and gun before falling to the ground and dying agonizingly Just like what the debriefing said... these guys are indeed weak to fire.

But according to the redhead "Those aren't the problem." as she points behind them to reveal the vent openings above them release a green mist into the room before bulbous creatures starting pouring out of it. "These are the problems!" If the mist attempted to take control of the stormtroopers with their spores, then they would be out of luck, as the helmets were specialized to filter out harmful chemicals and spores of nearly any kind. As Abigail raised her blades, the flametroopers at that back began to harass them with their flamethrowers, burning most who get too close. Yet even as one began to crawl up one of their legs', a stormtrooper recognizes it and quickly takes aim at the leg... and surprisingly didn't miss it. Even the rest of the nearby stormtroopers began firing briefly at some of the creatures as they slowly continued moving forward down the hallway.

"Keep in line men!" the stormtrooper field commander states sternly as they continue to move slowly, "Keep these scum-bags at bay and move in tight formation! Do not let them break through!"

Also... @mattmanganon. We havent heard from you in a long while. Are you still planning to participate or have you basically left?
I highly doubt it. These are just basic minions. The Flood has virtually millions of them. We at least have an idea on what we should be doing.

Right now, my characters/troops are going about three different agendas.

1). Samus is going to most likely destroy the core... but first saving a familiar friend in the process. Wink wink, @Juicy.

2). Junior is gonna save his koopaling breathern. If any one of you guys want to encounter him on his way there, you are free to do so.

3). The Stormtroopers (And Im guessing Abigail) are going to get the Senator. Again, if anyone wants to encounter them on their way to the Ethreal, feel free to do so.


As Samus runs deeper into the space station, she begins to see more of the Flood creeping from the solid metal hull. She tries to ignore the smaller patches seeping in, knowing it would be a waste of time to blast everything she comes across. Her helmet also happens blocks out the highly contagious spores that would threaten to control her if they happened to get into her system, and although she is doesn't necessarily know it regarding the Flood, her experiences with other parasitic lifeforms give her a good bet that she's safe from them. Soon she encounters the first major enemy units, taking the form of spider-like critters and grotesque humanoid abominations walking towards her like zombies. These enemies were no match for the bounty hunter though, as her plasma weapons made short work of them with her power beam. Weak as it may be towards stronger opponents, it's still an energy-saving weapon when going up against these weaker, less-dangerous opponents.

Suddenly, she hears something over the intercom. She heard not the sound of the robotic automatic protocols telling everyone to evacuate... but of two persons. They mentioned something about overloading the station’s sol-drive. This automatically clicked in Samus, recognizing without a second thought that the only way to stop the flood from taking over the station is to blow it up completely. This isn't new to her. After all, she escaped countless self-destructing stations and managed to barely escape their destruction with each time. Yet before that can be accomplished, they needed to rescue the Ethereal. Can the rest of the allied forces be trusted in retrieving the mission successfully while Samus goes to destroy the core? Or must she go along with the original mission before considering blowing up the station?

Yet before she can make her mind, Samus hears a cry for help coming from one of the nearby rooms. The bounty hunter immediately enters the room where the cries were coming from, only to see a swarm of those crab-like flood engulfing something in the middle. She couldn't tell exactly what it was, only being able to see flashes of pink peaking from the swarm. She needs to set the victim free, yet in order to not risk damaging the specimen, there was one beam that was perfect for the job. Samus changes her power beam into its ice beam form and fires away at the swarm engulfing the victim inside. This should allow the character underneath easily escape from the swarm threatening to engulf it. The feral flood shriek in surprise and pain for only a milisecond before being encapsulated in ice, the survivors fleeing back into the ship's hull in an attempt to conquer easier sections of the ship.





BOWSER JR


@jynmi88


As Bowser Jr prepares his troops to move out, he and the stormtroopers hear a loud whistle emitting from Abigail nearby.

"Great. Great! So you're all very impressive with what you do, but it looks like whatever is going on is getting really serious. So I say we got a move on and find that diplomat before we're all unceremoniously made captains and have to go down with a ship."

She then turns to the bay door and smashes the emergency opening button, leaving that section of the ship open.

Bowser Jr growls at the redheaded lady, the same one who seemed to give his papa a hard time earlier... or so he heard anyways. He flies his koopa copter towards her with a scowl plastered on his face.

"Hey! I'm the commander that gives the orders around here!" outbursts Junior loudly as he points to her aggressively, "You don't tell us what to do! I'm here to rescue my siblings and that's all! If you want to do what you do with these bucket heads, then fine by me, do whatever you want if they let you! Just don't get in my way, ya hear?! Good!"

With that, Junior storms out of hangar bay and goes out the opposite door leading to where the prison cells are located. The faster he can free the koopalings, the faster he can get out of here.

He pays no attention to the conversation on the intercoms.





As the Stormtrooper Captain prepares his troops to move out, he and Bowser Jr's minions hear a loud whistle emitting from Abigail nearby.

"Great. Great! So you're all very impressive with what you do, but it looks like whatever is going on is getting really serious. So I say we got a move on and find that diplomat before we're all unceremoniously made captains and have to go down with a ship."

She then turns to the bay door and smashes the emergency opening button, leaving that section of the ship open.

This caused Bowser Junior to go into a fit, scolding Abigail as he tries to put her in her place before storming off to the other direction. The stormtrooper field commander shakes his head nonchalantly. What kind of mutant does that turtle freak thinks he is? Regardless, it was pointless to get into any argument with them. It looks like they're going about their own agenda and as long as they don't interfere with the actual mission, they should be fine. After ordering his troops to get into group formation, he boldly approaches the redhead with military-esque precautions.

"Ahhh forget that brat." he says to her, "I don't know who he thinks he is, but pay no attention to him. You want to save the senator yeah? Then I agree. We should move. But first, let me tell you about our plan to get there."

He then points to his men quickly before continuing.

"Allow the first wave of flametroopers to head in to burn a clean path through the parasites. The rest of my men will go next and remain in the middle, with the other flamers guarding the back. This way we'll be ready to burn any opposition from both sides. Death Squad will remain here as guards and as back up. We roughly know where the Senator is so if we can get to her quickly, we'll pull out and allow the star destroyers to get into firing range and blow this station up, unless someone decides to blow up the station's core. Our ships will be in range within forty minutes, so we don't have much time. Now that you and I are on the same page, let's move."

With that, the stormtroopers begin to march towards the rough location of where the senator may be located. They need to act quick before the flood can override the station, or if someone decides to blow up the station in the first place. The clock was ticking and they needed to move or die.
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Pretty sure that's Lmpkio's department, don't look at me.


Kage imagined kissing Dreadl—.


It's only been a few pages in and now shipping has finally emerged itself!

But... not sure if its the best one though XD
And as promised, I got one up!


As Dreadlin swiped his tail, he quickly realized that it didn't connect to anything. Did the trickster manage to dodge just in time? No, it couldn't have... the swipe was too fast and sudden. Unless it had super-speed, cat-like reflexes, or the ability to transform into a ghost, then there was no way one could've dodged at point blank. And as far as the lizardman knew, he didn't know anyone who had two of the three abilities...

The lizardman turns around to see who attempted to grab his attention with a very worried look, hoping everything was ok back there.

"Oi! did I hit anythin' back there?" he asks concerningly, "So sorry abut~"

And then he notices the shadowy fog trail forming around the base of his tail. Dreadlin soon realizes that he knew someone who could transform into a 'ghost' as he hears a familiar giggle. Magus stepped into view while waving mischievously at him.

“Haystacks (Back), Wizard Lizard.”

An audible growl, mixed with relief and light aggression, emits from Dreadlin's maw as he looks on at the masked wizard.

"Oh don' give meh that treament, ya garden tool (fool)!" he hisses at Magus defensively, "Ya know not to do meh dirteh like that! I could've sen' yew flyin' fer way yonder an' break yahr everythin'! "

Regardless, Illedrith proceeded to cool the hot waters by giving a stern stare and statement not to do it again. Once that was finished, they began to look at the job applications they can enter. Dreadlin had the decision in picking where they should go. He considered trying to give the young laddies an easy and calm mission for them to go on... but the first job proved to make Dreadlin much more excited than anything...

Enough to forget his original goal.

"Ahahaaahaahaaaaaa!" he bellows out in childish glee, "Les' go on tis one! I call all da marbles on dis job!"

However, would the ladies accept in going on one Gypsy Nell (Hell) of a journey?

@lmpkio, if you could have a mission chosen by the next post, we can be on our way, leaving people more free to post about what they're doing re:preparations and the like, rather than all hinging off the previous posts to determine who needs to be posting next. Whichever one you choose will be fine, I'm sure!


I'll get one up momentarily actually.
@Savo My apologizes. It seemed as I was slightly rushing to get the post out, I over saw that. Must've been thinking about something else. Allow me to edit.

Edit: Done.
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