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13 days ago
Current The outdoors be like: "This mf forgot his Zyrtec, get his ass!"
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19 days ago
At last, the correct amount of garlic πŸ§„πŸ§„πŸ§„πŸ§„πŸ§„πŸ§„πŸ§„πŸ§„πŸ§„
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2 mos ago
I have consumed far to much garlic bread. My hubris has doomed me once again.
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2 mos ago
It's either: sleep is for the weak, or sleep FOR a week.
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3 mos ago
Pink Starburst gang, wya?
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"No one can escape the fate given to them.
All that remains is the end, where you will all perish.
Eternal greatness exists only within myself.
Sing a song of sorrow in a world where time has vanished."


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One of the names Codworth in Fallout 4 can call you is "Orgasmo" which is probably based off of the movie "Orgazmo". But he only calls you "Mister Orgasmo" so I was like "I can do better than that" and thus Lord Orgasmo was born. The first time I used the name was in a D&D campaign as an Air Genasi Paladin. I ended up becoming a terrorist after blowing up an airship and setting a bakery on fire after seducing an air elemental that they were using. We then proceeded to tame a T-Rex using fedora magic, and killing the leader of the fighter's guild by getting our vampire friend to drink all of his blood after we paralyzed him with Hold Person.

So yeah, nothing too special.
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Isaac looked over at the fiesty girl, declaring her intent to find said Shinx that had made its home around here. "Uhh... look, I'll let you go looking for the thing, but if you get knocked out, I'm not carrying you Cherrygrove." Isaac snapped his fingers, causing Kick's head to immediately turn towards Isaac's direction. "Go with her. Make sure she doesn't end up getting herself killed. If push comes to shove, step in." Kick nodded, before standing up and taking a few quick strides over to Ema, before bowing with a short squawking sound. He stood close behind her, giving a quick "thumbs-up" to Isaac.

"I'll let you take point on this one, since you're so adamant about catching this thing. Besides, if you get knocked around a bit it'll be a good learning experience. And really funny. As for you, little man," He looked towards Leo. "Keep an eye out yourself too, y'hear? Heaven forbid both of you get KO'd." He groaned slightly at the thought of these two getting seriously injured. That probably would earn him some pretty bad press, and he'd never get to hear the end of it from his PR manager. Then there'd be a mountain of insurance paperwork, hospital bills, and who knows what else.

Fortunately, Isaac had been zapped more than a few times at this point, and was completely overhyping this thing. He knew that smaller electric types like Shinx weren't capable of doing much harm alone. If that brat did end up getting zapped, she'd probably just get stunned more than anything. He looked over to the ash on the tree nearby. It was likely from a prolonged battle against something with a decent amount of fluff. Probably a Sentret. If they were lucky, it would probably be all tuckered out by now. Isaac gestured down the path, a smug grin on his face. "By all means, lead the way princess."
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