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4 yrs ago
Current Ethical? No. Illegal? Also no.
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4 yrs ago
Some people need to make a hard choice when deciding which two karaoke streams they want to listen to. I have no such weakness: I have two ears for a reason.
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5 yrs ago
The hard part about trying to play some politically savvy mastermind is the assumption that the world operates off real world politics and not your DM’s politics.
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6 yrs ago
Don't put too much stock in prophesies. At best they're full of shit, but more often than not they're one of those self-fullilling kinds. Plan for what happens afterwards instead.
6 yrs ago
A character isn't deep or compelling just because you let them get hurt a lot, are always depressed, or do morally questionable things.
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If you're here either you're wondering what I'm doing cause I need to post in your RP (In which case, calm yo tits, I'll get around to it), or you want to know who I am. So let's begin.

I'm a college age asian kid who has more heart than he has senses. I'm still working out this whole "adulthood" thing, so until then I just do what I feel I must. As far as personality and traits go, I'm not one for boasting. So if there's anything redeeming about myself you'd have to figure it out in person or by word-of-mouth. Generally however I'm rather perverted, in the best and worst ways. nothing is too much until I've crossed the line, and that just means I've started.

As far as Roleplays I like, I have a thing for fantasy, though I'm also good for some types of sci-fi, supernatural, Modern, and slice-of-life. If it's open and sandbox, I'll probably join it. Never really been a romantic, I often chose to sexualize any notion of romantic encounters I come across. I generally write at Casual quality, though I have no issues with Free-Level Rp/Players and I can hold my own in Advance.

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Multiple blow bombarded the ogre all at once, the two pesky holy warriors at his legs being a particular nuisance. The paladin slashed his sword deep into the cyclops's exposed ankle, hacking right into bone and causing a violent gush of blood to shower the conqueror. The cleric's necrotic touch rotted the Cyclop's other leg as the chains that kept it's makeshift shinguard together rusted and shattered under the strain. The cyclops fell to his knees from the sheer damage, but didn't intend to go down quite so easily. He hefted his club up, smashing it downwards towards the two warriors at his feet. But as the beast was slamming downwards, Roy's bullet flew between the helmet's visor and right into the eye of the beast. It ripped through the membrane of the eye, bouncing around inside of the giant's thick skull, and generally tearing apart the giant from the inside out. Blood spilled forth to once more shower the warriors in blood and gore, and the beast threaten to crush them. But not with his club, but with his corpse.

The body falls still as the beast was slain. Still there was no time to celebrate; already the sound of trogs screaming in the distance to alert their kin could be heard. There was no telling when they would arrive to swarm this place and no doubt feast upon the cadaver of this mighty beast. Most of the armor and metal plates on the giant appeared rusted and cheap, but there were a few that seemed suspiciously prestine despite the cyclope's lack of upkeep. There was a reflective breastplate that served as a part of a pauldron, and a small buckler that seemed to have some sort of mechanism attached to it. On the waistband of the cyclops also appeared to be a makeshift sack made of unknown hide. And of course, there was the orc's original hideout free for the taking. Aoi would know that the orc had brewed various potions and drugs there, and she might've not have taken all of them.
Nothing of particular note happened as the trio of pokemon were debating how to reach the bird's nest. The rain was picking up a little, and with it the wind, but this deep into the forest it wasn't immediately noticeable. Should the pokemon choose to climb, the bark of the tree was course enough to provide an ample enough grip, and a few stubby branches could make for improvised handholds. Of course it'll be treacherous for any pokemon, even Vi, as the wind came in short gusts that could threaten to knock and of them off the tree and towards the ground. The nest was merely the current option for the youngsters, and perhaps there were safer, lower hanging fruits to find.

Those back at the cave would wait to see how Celina would react to the mysterious roots. It was... Bad. Largely because it tasted like a raw, dirty carrot. But aside from that and the awkwardness of eating the stiff tuber, it didn't seem poisonous or otherwise toxic to the fluffy bird. Indeed, perhaps if they actually wash, peel, and roast these things, they would make for a half-decent snack. But speaking of the fire, the flames were getting low to the point that the embers were starting to die out. Their fire wouldn't last more than an hour at most without some sort of tinder to keep it going. The other three hadn't been gone for long, but there was no telling when they'll be back.

In the distance, there was another crack of thunder, followed by a flash of lightning. And then, cutting through the darkness, a faint orange glow. And following that glow came a more thunderous boom but not from the skies. It sounded more like a tree had fallen. For those listening carefully pass the rain and wind, they may even make out some sort of garbled noises akin to barking and shouting in the distance. The ones who left the cave would hear it more easily, but it was loud enough that even the ones within the cave could hear it if they were looking for it.
@Rabidporcupine

Looks good, accepted. Welcome to the game.

@Vapor

Make a CS and my EYES OF JUDGEMENT (the other one healed up) shall decide if you are worthy.
@Rune_Alchemist

A light that only Vi would be able to see, mind you.
Yeah I’ll work on a master post ASAP.
@Rabidporcupine
My EYE OF JUDGEMENT shall judge you accordingly.
@Rabidporcupine

Make a sheet and I shall cast my EYE OF JUDGEMENT upon ye. Just the one eye, I’m having surgery on the other.
@Tangletail

I can tell you right now the hideout has served its purpose because it’s hidden, not because it’s sturdy.
@Gavin

I was just thinking that Gren would follow you guys. He’s here for adventure after all and chasing after a bad guy Wurmple sounds like the bee’s knees. You can go ahead and post.
@Zverda

Rolling stealth with guild dice. You know how to use the guild’s dice system?
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