Mahz is the Admin. He's the man with the plan and the Guild's head honcho.
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1 yr ago
Ok, I made a major change to the database (but I'm not done). Please hop on discord if you find errors doing something!
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1 yr ago
I'm making some upgrades to the guild database. Sorry for any errors!
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3 yrs ago
I'm working on experimental server changes. Email mahz@roleplayerguild.com if you're having problems.
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7 yrs ago
Getting some more work done on the Guild today and tomorrow.
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8 yrs ago
Investigating the catastrophic performance issues.
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I'll be on my goblin site in my goblin bunk.
Soulserenity20 said
Nerds are always good looking ;) we put up a fake persona so people don't flood our sexy role playing world. I agree about the eyes, stunnnnnning


Exactly. I was just pretending to be uncool in highschool. Suckers!
Blitzkrieg said
They annoy me, I would rather get something showing me when I got replied to or something new was posted.


Captain Jordan said
I'm appalled that the Subscriptions feature isn't listed in the "Recent updates" part of the main page's top blurb. This is a terrible bug that needs to be fixed.


I still need to create an admin panel to update it without rebooting the guild.
I'd like to create a robust mod workflow this time around.

I really hate watching a voluntary chore squander the time of some of the most productive/engaged members of the community.

This is mostly a note to myself, but here are some random thoughts from someone jaded by seven years of vBulletin:

- To prevent spammers, newly registered users will be assigned the rank of "Junior". Juniors can't do anything until they've made a topic in "Introduce Yourself". They don't need to write an Elliquiy-level biography. Just a quick paragraph of coherent sentences so that someone can confirm that they are probably real and promote them into a "Member". This rate-limits human spammers.

- This time I want to empower members to do basic things like re-title and move their topic. GMs should be able to "hide" user content, and hidden content is still visible to its creator (i.e. GMs shouldn't be able to destroy content). -- This is actually how even my delete button works except I haven't yet programmed the creator-can-still-see-it function. "Can you move my topic?" is such a waste of time for both the member and the moderator slave.

- Everything should pipe through the report system, and acting upon reports should be as effortless as possible. In fact, the member that reports a PM/user/post/topic should be able to actually act on it themselves. Like, the report should show up as "KittyGiggle wants to [Nuke] this user" with the attached message "Obvious spambot". A moderator reads it and just clicks "Confirm [Nuke]".

- The mod kit should empower people to help the community, not shackle them into a customer service position and drape them in awkward political anguish where they suddenly have to openly moderate their own friends. It just feels lame when last week you were trolling a topic with your buddies and now you have to get "Um okay guys stop it it's not right" like a prat. Ideally when someone submits a report, it becomes a rendezvous channel between the reporter and the moderators. Except it'd be better if the user only sees "Moderator 1" and "Moderator 2" rather than real usernames.

- Roleplays should be self-contained ecosystems if they want to be. Within them, they should have their own little serfdoms where little knights can stick their own topics and create their own tabs and moderate their own serfs. I haven't even begun to ponder how that would actually work particularly from a UI angle, but it's what I mean when I say that users should be able to manage their own going-ons.

I have the unique opportunity to actually see these things through. I also want to polish the software with this kind of kit for when I create my goblin smut forum.
GoblinxSlave
Agreed.
Some sort of inner-temple treasure seems to float up from the other end of the manapool and drift towards Gooseblight.

Wait a second. That's no heap of treasure. That's the bronze muscled body of a male human.

Gooseblight wretches. He goblinwand immediately subsides.

He crouches back into the manabath hoping to reenergize his goblinstaff, but it just floats around like a lilypad.

When the bronze man starts twirling his own nipples, Gooseblight backs away. Was this guy charging some sort of charm spell? Or perhaps some form of magic missile? This goblin wasn't about to sit around and wait. Not with his magical extent reduced to a noodle.

With his little green goblin legs, he launches off the side of the manapool towards the bubblemaiden. He's willing to do anything necessary to reinflate himself with magical vigor. Until then, he's vulnerable. A weak, wet goblin.
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