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Very well, where do I begin?

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.

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I'm only gonna say it once.

I'm not against a temporary ban against some folks if this keeps going.

I'm 100% serious in that I want to nip the Star Wars thing in the bud before some harsh words are exchanged over who likes what, who thinks what is bullshit, who believes Boba Fett was the secret savior of the entire franchise, ect. This is a path that has literally led to paid actors and directors either leaving social media due to harassment or saying goodbye to the prospect of working on the franchise in the first place, and it's a slippery slope of toxicity that has no place in a game about superheroes.

I am not interested in who thought what about The Last Jedi (nor do I want to divulge my thoughts), just as I'm not looking to start a debate over the prequels, the spin-offs, or anything else. This is the stuff that idiotic online fighting is bred from. Unless you're literally Mark Hamill posting on the forum and want to reference the day you had to film in the bacta tank for Empire in order to relate it to writing a post, this conversation is done.

I do not appreciate being undermined, nor do I want to start inflicting punishment over something as trivial as this, but that's the way it is. This is exactly why I had reservations about doing an SW game in the first place, because if the OOC thread is going to be nothing but this type of snide swiping at parts of a franchise some people like and other people don't ad-infinium, it's not worth the headache.
You all think I'm playing?

Enough.

There will be a time and a place if I launch my own game. But given that's months from now, if at all, I don't want to hear so much as a peep about no Jedi's returning, nor Sith's revenge, nor awakenings of the Force.

Otherwise I'll be littering this thread with Prequel gifs and nobody's gonna be happy, then.



*grabs mic like Kanye West*

IMMA LET YOU ALL FINISH BUT TLJ IS THE SECOND BEST STAR WARS MOVIE OF ALL TIME

*leaves to go finish another monster IC post*


WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT DEBATING THE FILMS?!

It's too early and I don't want to commit to anything yet, especially since I don't know if I'll go through with it. But I'll say that it's something I've wanted to do for awhile, now, and have developed my own concepts for based on alot of different elements of all of Star Wars - including alot of stuff Lucas either abandoned or changed before he made A New Hope, and the countless inspirations that even started the whole thing. Blame @AndyC for pitching one hell of a Star Wars concept of his own years prior that got my mind racing on the subject.
... Did somebody say "Master Bruce helmed Star Wars game?" We talking OT, PT, ST, Old Republic, war game, seedy underbelly scoundrels game, Force users game, or Holiday Special?


Not sure if I'm ready to share that in the open, yet.

PM incoming...


I honestly have no idea when, how, or if that's happening and my hope is that a bit of this is resolved with Johns' Doomsday Clock mini, given Rebirth basically came about in the lead-up to that. I was just expressing the other day that I've grown a bit impatient with DC fitting the pieces of their old universe back together as slowly as possible.

And no, I don't know why Bruce just up and decided to put on a helmet in the vacuum of space when he, Robin, and Arthur should already be dead either.
Ut!

Oh, god yes. I do not want to get into SW arguments in the current landscape. It's bad enough that if this game reaches another season, I want to try a Star Wars game of my own.
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