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6 yrs ago
I am still on RPG, so do feel free to message me. Just don't have the time or energy to actually join any RP's right now. Focusing on a LOT of other projects, including getting into Audio Drama.
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7 yrs ago
Computer is back, yay. I can post again :)
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7 yrs ago
Computer is getting some much needed maintenance. Will be slow posting for the next week or 2.
8 yrs ago
Sorry for disappearing for 2 months. Life kinda went to shit and RPG was pushed to the back of my mind.
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9 yrs ago
Computer is broke AGAIN. Dog jumped on me when I had a glass of water in my hand, but some of it leaked in. Posts are going to be slow for the next week.
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So... I spent most of today watching Ghost in the Shell... And I think my brain has just about melted from an overdose of cryptic bullshit. Christ, i need to watch something straight forward. Well, off to find my Commando DVD.

EDIT: decided to go with Van Damme in Timecop.

EDIT 2: Turns out i can't find Commando, and Timecop is broken, Decided to fall back on my old favourite, Robocop. (I remember that time when I got absolutely shit-faced and was convinced that Robocop was the greatest feat of cinematic genius EVAR.)
She looked rather annoyed at him as he tried to prove the existance of magic. Copying a ring. "Actually, i'd say that's closer to Chemistry... Point is, magic is merely science we don't understand." she said. "You possess the natural ability to manipulate certain forces of the universe, the Anodites can do it, the Celestialsapiens can do it, you should see a Celestialsapien at work." she said. Celestialsapien, the closest she ever came to calling something magic and the closest she had ever come to calling something a god but she had physically been one, she knew for a fact that whatever allowed it to bend space and time to its every whim was not magic. A Celestialsapien was arguably a universe in itself... The problem was that, even if she was able to access it, using it was out of the question, as getting it to do took anywhere between a few minutes and a millenium.
"Magic? Let me tell you one thing, i've hung around with the finest mind in 5 galaxies, he might be a jerk, but I know for a fact that Magic is just physics for morons." she said, prodding his chest. "This" She grabbed the Ultimatrix symbol on her chest "100% technology, no magic." he then looked around "Alright, i'll be straight with you." she took out a badge that looked like a completely red version of the symbol on her chest. "I'm Magister Bexley, i'm with the Plumbers, Intergalactic Law Enforcement... As a coincidence, its the same name as your people that fix your water-systems... Yes, the joke is there and it's old." she sighed. "I'm currently on a reconnaissance mission to this planet. This thing on my chest is the Ultimatrix, it's a natural disguise device. Any information any of you would have on these cracks would be invaluable."
Kyzan was rather taken aback by this new person. "Umm... No..." she replied.

"NEW DNA SAMPLE DETECTED!" the device on her chest said.

"Shut up..." she seethed to it, keeping her friendly smile.

"SCANNING COMPLETED!"

"Ultimatrix, go into silent mode..." she whispered as she turned away from them.

"SCAN DETECTS RIP IN SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM!"

"Good, can-it!" she whispered at it.

"WARNING, FAULT DETECTED, CONNECTION TO CODON STREAM INTERUPTED, RESETTING TO FIX PROBLEM."

"Don't you dare you piece of shit."

"AZMUTH HAS PROGRAMMED THIS UNIT TO CONTINUE WHEN INSULTED."

"Rat bastard..." she said as she was enveloped in a flash of green light and transformed back into her squid-girl form. She turned back to them. "Ok... I can explain this..."

"RESET COMPLETE!" in a flash of light, she was human again.

"This is... I... I do not have any explaination for this... Just... Don't scream..."
Agent B52 said
In a Punisher? Roughly 20000 rounds or so :p .I hate Chaos with a passion even OoC. Cultists always give me the willies when I write them, though I do have an amusing scene in mind involving a Bloodletter of Khorne. Crushing them will be most satisfying.




Hwut abawt culteest chan? haow can hyou nawt liek hrrr?

Superboy watched Geb as he pulled a half digested mush out of his stomach, Superboy stopped for a moment trying to comprehend what he had just seen. "Ok... Do yourself and everyone else around here a favour... Never do that in front of anyone..." He then offered to make him a football. "Thanks... But i'm good... We'd need a few more people anyway...." he said slowly. He was kinda afraid to touch it, thoughts of Steve Mcqueen's The Blob coming back to him. He followed the odd fellow up the stairs. "Considering that most of us aren't old enough to drive yet, why do you think Batman would give us a garage?" he asked.
Psyga315 said Wizard in Magic Land.


Never heard of it...
What Wizard movie are we talking about? I've seen a number of Wizard movies.
Kyzan looked over to see someone else was examining the cracks. Getting up, she slowly walked towards the woman, pretending to look at other things as she did so. "You... You ever seen anything like this before?" she asked. "I'm new to the area but... Boy, where I come from, giant cracks would be considered a Health and Safety violation." She extended her hand for the woman to shake "Kyz... Kathrine Bexley." she said.
Cool i'll wait for the cataclysm before Zen-Aku graces the field.
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