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6 yrs ago
I am still on RPG, so do feel free to message me. Just don't have the time or energy to actually join any RP's right now. Focusing on a LOT of other projects, including getting into Audio Drama.
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7 yrs ago
Computer is back, yay. I can post again :)
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7 yrs ago
Computer is getting some much needed maintenance. Will be slow posting for the next week or 2.
8 yrs ago
Sorry for disappearing for 2 months. Life kinda went to shit and RPG was pushed to the back of my mind.
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9 yrs ago
Computer is broke AGAIN. Dog jumped on me when I had a glass of water in my hand, but some of it leaked in. Posts are going to be slow for the next week.
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@DJAtomika What about Space Wolves? They all "They Shall Know No Fear"
umm... Space Marines can't piss their pants. They are physically incapable. Their bodies metabolism is so insane that they don't produce any waste whatsoever. Every last bit of energy and nutrients is absorbed into the body and used.
Sure, I'd be down for this.
The only problem with a plot like this is... Well, it's hard to be afraid of Cthulhu when you are a 10 foot tall asskicking machine.

Anyway, I'd like to play an Inquisitor, if you'd let me.
So, do we have to wait in order to post? I mean, since this is a live show, would I have to wait until just before the third match before posting.
Is there any chance I could play a Zeppelin pilot? I fucking love Zeppelins. They are the way forward, and until the RAF realizes that having a floating battleship is a brilliant idea, the world will continue to disappoint me.

I have always wanted to fly a zeppelin, and this seems like the best RP to do so in.
Appearance:



Wears a white vest with the Union Flag on it, and a pair of black wrestling tights. Union Jack wrestling boots, Kickpads and Kneepads. He also has Weightlifting Gloves

Name: Sammy MacDougal (The Flying Scotsmann)
Hometown: Edinburgh (Scotland)
Height: 200cm (6'7")
Weight: 240lbs

Alignment: Face
Gimmick: Proud of being Scottish. He refers to the Americans as "Yanks" and is known for constantly singing some scottish folk-song or another. He can play Bagpipes and believes Haggis to be the greatest food on Earth. He tends to often feud with other Patriots and has had many Flag Matches. He is also known for his sense of right and wrong, being a highland warrior, often doing run-ins during squash matches.
Entrance Music: Scotland the Brave
Entrance Description: A Scotland flag appears on the Titantron before he appears from the top of the ramp. He comes down in a black leather jacket with the Scotland flag on the back. He reaches around his back and points to it with his thumbs, before taking it off and hanging it on the ring post.

Wrestling Style: Technical Wrestling/Tae-Kwon-Do
Finishing Move:
Flight of the Scotsman (Top Turnbuckle 360 splash)
Last Stop (Reverse Underhook Piledriver Super Finisher)
Signature Moves:
1 O'clock Cannon (Faux-Kick Drop Punch, generally used to signify that he is rallying and taking control of the match.)
Coupler Crossface (Cross-Face Arm Lock Submission)
No Ticket (Firemans Carry into Choke Slam with Theatrics. Turns to crowd afterwards and says "No Ticket? No ride!" usually followed by Flight of the Scotsman)
Appearance:



Wears a white vest with the Union Flag on it, and a pair of black wrestling tights. Union Jack wrestling boots, Kickpads and Kneepads. He also has Weightlifting Gloves

Name: Sammy MacDougal (The Flying Scotsmann)
Hometown: Edinburgh (Scotland)
Height: 200cm (6'7")
Weight: 240lbs

Alignment: Face
Gimmick: Proud of being Scottish. He refers to the Americans as "Yanks" and is known for constantly singing some scottish folk-song or another. He can play Bagpipes and believes Haggis to be the greatest food on Earth. He tends to often feud with other Patriots and has had many Flag Matches. He is also known for his sense of right and wrong, being a highland warrior, often doing run-ins during squash matches.
Entrance Music: Scotland the Brave
Entrance Description: A Scotland flag appears on the Titantron before he appears from the top of the ramp. He comes down in a black leather jacket with the Scotland flag on the back. He reaches around his back and points to it with his thumbs, before taking it off and hanging it on the ring post.

Wrestling Style: Technical Wrestling/Tae-Kwon-Do
Finishing Move:
Flight of the Scotsman (Top Turnbuckle 360 splash)
Last Stop (Reverse Underhook Piledriver Super Finisher)
Signature Moves:
1 O'clock Cannon (Faux-Kick Drop Punch, generally used to signify that he is rallying and taking control of the match.)
Coupler Crossface (Cross-Face Arm Lock Submission)
No Ticket (Firemans Carry into Choke Slam with Theatrics. Turns to crowd afterwards and says "No Ticket? No ride!" usually followed by Flight of the Scotsman)
I wish John Cena would go heel....


Every time someone wishes Cena to go heel, it resets that big countdown timer in Vinces office that denotes when Cena will turn heel.
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Actually scientific studies shows you are wrong on both counts. Male brains are typically 10% larger than those of women (though that is literally just a measurement of size and could not be used to infer factors such as greater intelligence) and males have faster reaction times on average than women.

Obviously wrestling quality is highly subjective, so I can't prove anything with science there. But more men have been awarded five stars by noted commentator Dave Metzer than women, with only one women's match ever been given the five star ranking. Though obviously again, whilst he is considered to be an authority on the subject, I can't present that as anything more than the collected options of a single person.

Yeah, but to be fair, that's because women's matches are rarely given as much time as mens matches. I work for a small wrestling promotion, our loudest pop of our last show was our tag team champions (The Superheroes, May and Sam) So much so that it got May scouted by one of the bigger promotions.

And even in WWE, Paige's match with Nikki on RAW last week was one of the best matches of the night, why? Because they actually fucking gave her time to work with, and we know it was her, because it sure as fuck wasn't Nikki working it. Nikki, let's face facts, Nikki is only on the roster because she has an identical twin sister and when Dunn asked "Hey, mind getting a boob job and wearing this outfit that's clearly too small for you?" she replied "Sure!" That, and she's fucking the guy who Vince thinks is the most over guy in the company, and is related to the girl who is fucking the ACTUAL most over guy in the company.

Paige is legitimately good... Just don't ever talk to her dad, because he is notorious on the British Indie circuit for being absolutely fucking mental (There is a rumour flying about that he beat one of Paige's old boyfriends into a bloody mess.) And one source tells me that her mum isn't much better...

Sorry, didn't see the "Can we drop this" remark, sure it's dropped. Just... Yeah, never remark on how she has an absolutely fantastic bottom around Norwich, or you are likely to be stabbed by one of her relatives/someone who knows one of her relatives.
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