Maxx

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So I see. I apologize for lashing out at you, John, however it was very much so warranted. I have roleplayed with people before who would say something like that without joking. I honestly couldn't tell (and I have a singing cabbage as an avatar so don't tell me I don't know a joke when I see one). I wouldn't have gotten so angry if I didn't think you were being serious. Just be more careful in the future.

@Maxx

It's cool, i'm sorry I wasn't more obvious with my jokes, I didn't realize my jokes weren't obvious enough, that's a bad part on me. I've been banned from many roleplays all for stupid reasons. You read a book, you threw a weapon, you wanted everyone in the rp to be on equal ground! Or y'know, another reason i've been banned before, from an advanced roleplay. I've been banned for.. literally having emotions for when things actually go down, like apparently to the roleplayers, it's foreign for a character to cry over someone else's death like common sadness is apparently a mythological concept...! XD But yeah, everyone, calm, i've only been joking, i'm a jokey person...!

@The_written_John

I can't stand it when people do that. Don't worry, there'll be tears a-plenty when I'm done here. @All: I'm whipping up a very short list of notable NPCs for the OP. For right now it'll just contain the names of the kings of the different nations.

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Holy crap guys, I was literally just joking around, christ almighty... o.o I thought that was obvious with the constant bad spelling, overuse of emoticons and constant gif images... Jezus H christ, calm down. :l Why is it every "advanced" roleplay I join, it's like everyone I meet forgets not everything is literal. It feels like i'm talking to robots who don't know what a joke is o.o

@The_written_John

So I see. I apologize for lashing out at you, John, however it was very much so warranted. I have roleplayed with people before who would say something like that without joking. I honestly couldn't tell (and I have a singing cabbage as an avatar so don't tell me I don't know a joke when I see one). I wouldn't have gotten so angry if I didn't think you were being serious. Just be more careful in the future.

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@UrbanEvolution

Oh dear I seem to have dropped all the shits I don't give! XD It's just fantasy man, it doesn't have to be appropriate for the medieval time period. I don't think I remember the documentary about the living Minotaurs hurling battleaxes the size of children at elven mages using mystical magicks, must have skipped that documentary, because that totally fits the medieval period, doesn't it? XD Look at the fantasy gaemz out there, it's for fun, not for realism. So what if our characters are 6 feet tall, power to us, we're awesome, who cares? Don't try and throw realism into the mix when you have monsters, and MOUNTAIN SIZED BEETLES, cuz those sure as hell aren't REALISTIC to medieval beetles! XD Let us have some fun, let us enjoy ourselves, if we can't enjoy ourselves what's the point in a roleplay that's made for enjoyment? -snip- Also, our characters aren't overly special? BARTLEBY BEGS TO DIFFER WITH HIS CLUMSY ELEGANCE AND AMAZING FAT CAT!

Hider

@The_written_John

Okay okay! All of y'all knock it off; the boss is home. Firstly, Shade and Nick, you guys need to calm down. This isn't worth flaming over. Ok look, we're here to have fun. Roleplaying is supposed to be an enjoyable experience, but enjoyment without rules is anarchy. Every race has specific characteristics for a reason: because if every race could be whatever people wanted them to be, we'd have fifty-foot Saurians and gigantic fairies running around trampling people. I'm not going for realism here, John, I'm going for standardization. I myself have modified my characters because they didn't fit the criteria of my races. For example, I wanted to make a human baron of Haderlock who had super strength, like Hercules, but that is against the rules, so I modified him and, though he's not done yet, got the best of both world. Now he is a Halforc (though he doesn't know that, between you and me). I can guarantee that you will have fun if you participate in this roleplay, but you need to understand that this roleplay has rules and you need to follow them. Oh, and for the record; while I like having you here and I think Bartleby is one of our best characters, speak rudely like that to my mods again and you can leave and take your overgrown roley-poley cat with you. @Ink Blood That'd be great, but your issue is that there is no magic in your sheet. Golem-making and enchanting count as magic, and can be used in battle, meaning that they take a slot up. Surely this makes sense considering that a skilled golem-crafter can basically build himself a troop of soldiers.

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(yes I know I said I wasn't gonna be on tonight but I'm a dirty liar and a procrastinator) @Ink Blood Iver needs to be reworked a little. The appearance is okay, but you didn't describe your attire enough; you can provide a picture but you need to describe the picture too. What are the materials that his clothing is made out of? Personality-wise, he's okay, but with the "untrustworthy but also nice" thing you want to be careful because he can pretty easily become an evil mary sue. Might wanna reword that if you're going for "silver-tongued devil". History-wise, the wall has only been up for a little under ten years, so Iver going to the other kingdoms wouldn't have been a problem until about twenty-five years ago when the war between Nepharie and Ostracus began. How long ago did Iver leave Ostracus? Also, magic isn't listed in his powers. If you use magic in this rp, you must specify in the power section (a) that your character can use magic and (b) exactly what you can do. I don't want any "Surprise! it's Gandalf!" moments. Sorry if any of that seemed harsh, I'm just kinda stressed right now IRL. Take your time working on the sheet. The IC is probably gonna get pushed back and I'm not gonna kick you out of you needed time to edit a sheet. If you need any help with anything, feel free to contact me (though God willing I'll be doing schoolwork for most of tonight).

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Alright then. He's accepted. Just figure out the name thing before you put him in the character sheet area. I don't really care what you do, but I think it'd be cool if he was related to the royal family of Talbor. Also, just a heads-up; I've got hella work to do tonight, so I'm getting off and I won't be back on till tomorrow. If you all have any questions/issues/burning desires to give me your virginity, please direct such requests to SepticGentleman and UrbanEvolution.

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Calm down, mortals. Your god is here. @SirBeowulf Sheet looks good, but it's a little light. I think you should try a little harder in the personality and appearance sections personally, but they're acceptable I suppose. When you say longsword, however, what kind of sword are you referring to? While in a lot of MMOs a longsword is one-handed, in real life they're generally two-handed weapons, which don't seem to fit Tazzano's style. If you're pressed for a sword, I would suggest an arming sword, as it was generally used by knights in the medieval periods and was fairly long. I think the weaknesses are okay, but it does seem a tad odd to me that he's fairly unscathed from combat but has such an aggressive attack style and light armor, though if he had money I suppose that he could have gotten some scar-healing potions or something. It's funny that you say his last name is Ferdinand, because that is the surname of the King of Talbor. The Ferdinand family has ruled in Talbor for about 75 years. If you wanted to change Tazzano's backstory some and have him be related somehow to the King of Talbor, you can, though you certainly don't have to.

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You don't have to, you just have to make a Gnome hooker.

@Mr Allen J

Since nobody has said it yet... COUGH... HAPPY JOY-PY! YORIPIKU-NE~ DIO-CHAAAN!

@The_Written_John

Oh dear, John has been infected by Weeaboo Virus, a dangerous STD. We must begin the operation immediately.

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Ok man, that's cool. Take your time.

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I like Toby, John. Just two small tweaks: firstly, if the Wilderness Wars refer to the cyclopes, that was nine-hundred years ago, though if that referred to a fight with a centaur tribe or a minotaur clan, there's no problem. Just specify. Also, while healing potions can cure disease, slow bleeding, and remove infection, they cannot actually heal any wounds. Also, just some sentiments from my fellow mods; Toby seems a tad old for his personality. Even though orcs live long and mature more slowly than humans, a seventy-year-old orc would probably be a tad more wise than Toby is. I'd suggest moving him down to say...fifty-ish, though I personally won't deny your sheet for something like that. Fix those two small things and you're in. I like the concept of a fisherman with dreams of being an explorer -very creative.

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... ... ... Actually, allen, I'm not gonna respond to that.

Celo mah boi. Celo.

@UrbanEvolution

Yeah. I miss Celo. She was great. Haven't texted her in forever. Think she still does stuff on dA. So Kimi, are you doing the tower spirit?