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Recent Statuses

5 yrs ago
Current I'm bringing Dragon Cave back and no one can stop me.
6 yrs ago
MEEP
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9 yrs ago
I am back into this shit, I guess. Say hello if you'd like.
9 yrs ago
I am one with the force and the force is with me.
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10 yrs ago
I have suddenly become deeply troubled.

Bio

"That's why we must eat the old people first. They can't have that kind of power."


I've been roleplaying for six years, and if I do say so myself I've gotten pretty good. I've been to many roleplay sites around the internet, and for right now I'm happy calling this one home. I write fantasy, high science fiction, and poetry. I'm involved in the Nerdfighteria community as well, making the world suck a little bit less one day at a time. Though sometimes it's rough and incredibly time-consuming, roleplaying has brought me some of my closest friends, some of the most genuinely awesome people I've ever met. This train is still going, and there's no stop in sight! DFTBA.

The Disappointment Club:


"What the fuck did I just read"


We're special-ed special forces, the most exclusive internet club that no one wants to join, and the most thoroughly disappointing group of individuals the world has ever seen (we even disappoint when it comes to disappointing). Together, we're quite possibly the best six friends the internet has know.

- @Junkmail : Living Proof That God is Dead.
- @He Who Walks Behind : I still won't forgive him for what he did to that starfish.
- @Dragonbud : Her Gregory Cosplay is fire.
- @Surtr : I think he's still trying to pimp me... Help.
- @Spoopy Scary : He's Greg.

List of Super-Power Pet Peeves:

-Shadow Powers
-Blood Powers
-Pain Powers
-"Dimensional Storage" Powers
-Spider Powers

Most Recent Posts

Ooh yeah lots of activity!

@Zorogami Also, if you send me your Skype username I'll add you to our chat.
@Zorogami it's all good, bro. I know people have more important stuff going on than this rp. I just want to make sure we keep momentum up.
@Mr Allen J Ha ha ha! You don't even know where the rusty New York City manhole leading to the stairs to the sewers to the elevator to adequacy is!
I'll try, but I'm currently visiting my family for the last chance I'll get for probably a year or more. Once this weekend's over I'll be completely free.


That's alright. Just get a post in whenever you have the chance.

@Junkmail I know. I just wanted to remind you to put Arya somewhere.

The Knights of Maceron



It looked as if the knights were beginning to take control of the situation. Some held the chains tight, restricting the wights' movement. Others walked forward with large metal shields locked. Slowly, they pushed the chained wights back away from the city center. Sir Fallon trotted around the square on horseback, shouting out commands to the other knights. He walked over to where Kane and the statue of King Draco held off a large group of wights.

"Great Jessup's ghost," Fallon shouted! "That is miraculous! Even the statue of our dearest sovereign ruler is assisting us in this altercation! Praise Ma'el! No ethereal apparition can overwhelm your glorious military!" Fallon's words excited the crowds at the fringe of the city square. Citizens of the town cheered as the knights pushed back the hordes. "Now keep shoving back," Fallon shouted! "We'll push this decrepit lot all the way back to the necropolis from which they originated! For Talbor!" The crowds cried out "For Talbor!" The banging of shields could be heard from some of the knights.

As the knights reached the streets at the edge of the city square, however, the tables quickly turned. The rows of knights stopped in their tracks. The wights began to push back, hundreds of feet all moving at once. The knights began to skid and slide backwards towards the square. City guards flew from nearby to aid them, shoving behind the knights to increase the pushing power. The wights were undaunting in their resilience and unmatched in their strength. The rows of knights began to slip and slide backwards. A few fell to their backs and were walked over by the skeletal beasts. The wights returned to exactly where they originated from and then stopped. Fallon's wide smile dropped immediately. He looked nervously at the crowds. They looked on from the sides of the square, their mouths agape. Most were quiet. A few groups of adolescents cheered the wights on.

"All is well, folks," Fallon said. "We, the Knights of the Ram of Talbor, will remedy this situation! I ask that all onlookers return to their homes now, in the case that our efforts to protect the city resort to violent means." He nodded to a few knights. They sheathed their weapons and began to walk towards the civilians.

"The knights will escort all of out out of the square and back to your homes," Fallon said. "Everyone have a safe and harmonious evening!" The crowds of onlookers began to clear. Fallon dropped down from his horse. He spat at the ground and cursed quietly.

"Gods! Ma'el," he muttered. "What do we do about this?" He looked up and cried out. A wight stood not six inches from Fallon's face, staring him in the eyes. He realized that the creatures' jaws were now mouthing a different word. They no longer said "go to Maceron." They now said:

"Quorum."
I'd like the following people to post within the next 24 hours:

@Junkmail

@Zorogami

@NickTrano

@Nosuchthing

All you need is a short intro post. Just say where your character is and what they're doing.

I'm going to make a short post to keep things from going stale.
I'd prefer that everyone get at least one post in by tomorrow so we can start moving the rp forward. Don't want to get bogged down and have the RP crash before we get into the story. Because all of the intros most likely won't be in by tomorrow evening, I'll extend the deadline for sheets to Monday.

EDIT: Also, for any of you league players out there, word of advice: don't play support mordekaiser. Just don't. It's not fun, and you won't have fun. There are so many things better than playing support Mordekaiser, such as:

  • Flying a Kite
  • Taking a walk in the park
  • Eating a sandwich
  • Petting a small furry animal
  • Rigorously masturbating (fan favorite!)
  • Setting your own hair on fire
  • Chasing Singed
  • Jumping off of a tall building without a parachute
  • Cutting your dick (or other various genitalia) on a cheese grater
  • Playing literally any other champion as support


Thank you, and have a good day.
[@All] I'm setting up the Skype chatroom later today. Please PM me your Skype username if you'd like to join.
You'd smell awful too if there were dead people inside you.

@Maxx You know, I want to hate but like Pietro at the same time. I will say that I find his assessment of Kathleen to be the most flattering and I don't know how to feel about this.


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