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STATUS: I'm bringing Dragon Cave back and no one can stop me. 5 yrs ago
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  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
  • Posts: 978 (0.23 / day)
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Recent Statuses

5 yrs ago
Current I'm bringing Dragon Cave back and no one can stop me.
6 yrs ago
MEEP
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9 yrs ago
I am back into this shit, I guess. Say hello if you'd like.
9 yrs ago
I am one with the force and the force is with me.
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10 yrs ago
I have suddenly become deeply troubled.

Bio

"That's why we must eat the old people first. They can't have that kind of power."


I've been roleplaying for six years, and if I do say so myself I've gotten pretty good. I've been to many roleplay sites around the internet, and for right now I'm happy calling this one home. I write fantasy, high science fiction, and poetry. I'm involved in the Nerdfighteria community as well, making the world suck a little bit less one day at a time. Though sometimes it's rough and incredibly time-consuming, roleplaying has brought me some of my closest friends, some of the most genuinely awesome people I've ever met. This train is still going, and there's no stop in sight! DFTBA.

The Disappointment Club:


"What the fuck did I just read"


We're special-ed special forces, the most exclusive internet club that no one wants to join, and the most thoroughly disappointing group of individuals the world has ever seen (we even disappoint when it comes to disappointing). Together, we're quite possibly the best six friends the internet has know.

- @Junkmail : Living Proof That God is Dead.
- @He Who Walks Behind : I still won't forgive him for what he did to that starfish.
- @Dragonbud : Her Gregory Cosplay is fire.
- @Surtr : I think he's still trying to pimp me... Help.
- @Spoopy Scary : He's Greg.

List of Super-Power Pet Peeves:

-Shadow Powers
-Blood Powers
-Pain Powers
-"Dimensional Storage" Powers
-Spider Powers

Most Recent Posts

In BAR FIGHT - WITNESS ME → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
POST OR I'LL KILL EVERY SINGLE LAST ONE OF YOU.
In Bot Reporting 2.0 → 10 yrs ago Forum: Suggestions/Problems
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We seem to be under attack, captain. I'm putting links here to all of the posts that @The Fated Fallen hasn't commented in already. Not sure how that will help, but it's something, I guess.

Sure this has already been recognized, but the users are @ftvweewg, @yong14142, and @aiunn789. Just figured I'd do what I can to lend a hand. Luckily few people are on right now, so it won't disrupt much.
In What Are You Listening To? → 10 yrs ago Forum: Off-Topic Discussion
What song is inexplicably stuck in my head right now: "All Along the Watchtower" by Bob Dylan. Great classic folksy rock song. The Bob Dylan version is inexplicably not on Youtube.

What song I'm listening to right now: "Brothers on a Hotel Bed" by Death Cab for Cutie. This is my favorite song from my favorite band. Seriously, if you guys like indie rock or indie pop, give Death Cab for Cutie a look. Their music is complex and beautiful, with an the best rhythm section on the indie scene and incredible lyric-writing courtesy of Ben Gibbard, who is in my opinion the best songwriter in the world. Enjoy!

In Baybridge™: Era of the Old/New Gods™ [COMPLETED] → 10 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
You all suck ass.

That is all.
In BAR FIGHT - WITNESS ME → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
THE MANLINESS OF TAUROS CANNOT BE DEFEATED BY YOUR SILLY TRICKS, MORTALS!

I CAN'T READ THE POST ABOVE THIS. IT'S NOT IN CAPITAL LETTERS!
In BAR FIGHT - WITNESS ME → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
GOLEM HORSE USED HEADLOCK!

TAUROS HAS BEEN HEADLOCKED BY GOLEM HORSE!

TAUROS USED FLARE BLITZ!

IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

GOLEM HORSE FAINTED!

TAUROS GAINED -42 EXP!

DEADPOOL USED SCREAM IN PAIN!

TAUROS' ATTACK FELL!

TAUROS USED FUCK GIVE!

TAUROS HAS NO FUCKS!

TAUROS' ATTACK ROSE DRASTICALLY!
In BAR FIGHT - WITNESS ME → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
NO! YOUR LANGUAGE IS OVER, PANCAKE DICK! I WILL USE MY OWN LANGUAGE

SJHG FNJFN FNROPTJPFNS F FNDGPWE OSNPWEVV FNRWBR.
In BAR FIGHT - WITNESS ME → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Wade Wilson SHOULD I BE READING YOUR POSTS IN NOLAN NORTH'S OR RYAN REYNOLDS' VOICE?


ACTUALLY, DON'T READ THEM IN ANY VOICE! CAUSE THEY'RE SHIT!
In BAR FIGHT - WITNESS ME → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
TAUROS USED HEAD CHARGE!

IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

DEADPOOL FAINTED!

TAUROS GAINED 69 EXP!

TAUROS GREW TO LV 9001!

TAUROS WANTS TO LEARN FUCK GIVE!

BUT...

TAUROS ONLY HAS ONE FUCK!

DELETE A FUCK TO TEACH FUCK GIVE!

>YES< NO

.

..

...

AND POOF!

TAUROS DELETED A FUCK!

AND...

TAUROS LEARNED FUCK GIVE!

UNFORTUNATELY, TAUROS DOESN'T HAVE ANYMORE FUCKS!

FUCK GIVE WAS NOT VERY EFFECTIVE...
In BAR FIGHT - WITNESS ME → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
ANYONE WHO CALLS SOMEONE AN IDIOT BUT ALSO PLAYS UNDERTALE LIKELY HAD ELDRITCH AUTISM AND CANT TELL HIS OR HER OWN HEAD FROM THEIR OWN SIX ASSES.


OH YOU REALLY QUABBED UP AN INSERVE THIS TIME YOU OOH BABBA LABBA SQUEE.
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