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3 yrs ago
Current I'm bringing Dragon Cave back and no one can stop me.
4 yrs ago
MEEP
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7 yrs ago
I am back into this shit, I guess. Say hello if you'd like.
7 yrs ago
I am one with the force and the force is with me.
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8 yrs ago
I have suddenly become deeply troubled.

Bio

"That's why we must eat the old people first. They can't have that kind of power."


I've been roleplaying for six years, and if I do say so myself I've gotten pretty good. I've been to many roleplay sites around the internet, and for right now I'm happy calling this one home. I write fantasy, high science fiction, and poetry. I'm involved in the Nerdfighteria community as well, making the world suck a little bit less one day at a time. Though sometimes it's rough and incredibly time-consuming, roleplaying has brought me some of my closest friends, some of the most genuinely awesome people I've ever met. This train is still going, and there's no stop in sight! DFTBA.

The Disappointment Club:


"What the fuck did I just read"


We're special-ed special forces, the most exclusive internet club that no one wants to join, and the most thoroughly disappointing group of individuals the world has ever seen (we even disappoint when it comes to disappointing). Together, we're quite possibly the best six friends the internet has know.

- @Junkmail : Living Proof That God is Dead.
- @He Who Walks Behind : I still won't forgive him for what he did to that starfish.
- @Dragonbud : Her Gregory Cosplay is fire.
- @Surtr : I think he's still trying to pimp me... Help.
- @Spoopy Scary : He's Greg.

List of Super-Power Pet Peeves:

-Shadow Powers
-Blood Powers
-Pain Powers
-"Dimensional Storage" Powers
-Spider Powers

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I'm making pretty good progress on this sheet. I'll probably be done by tomorrow evening.
<Snipped quote by Maxx>

Slob on me knob


Sure thing boss.
AUGHHH

fuck. It's been a while.
Your true family is the RP.


Chill Shade. We're not supposed to let Jesse know he's adopted...

Oh...this is awkward.
Baarsuth



The captain wasn't funny, but that didn't surprise Baarsuth one bit. He was a straightforward guy, which Baarsuth liked quite a lot. What Baarsuth didn't like was that Varen Kray seemed criminally arrogant about this whole mission. In fact, just about everyone on this ship was too full of themselves for Baarsuth's taste, everyone but the droid. That was a blessing at least, he thought. Last time Baarsuth had a haughty copilot, things hadn't gone so well. Kid ended up getting them inspected by Sith and nearly gave the crew up to an imperial inspector. Kid was never seen again; Barnx drove him out into the desert and nobody heard from him again.

After the tour, Baarsuth walked into his quarters and threw his satchel on the bed. It was old and green, covered in multicolored patches that hid dozens of tears. The black residue around one of the patches looked suspiciously like a blaster mark. He unbuttoned the satchel and threw its contents onto the bed. Inside were two jumpsuits, a strange, block-shaped object, and an ion blaster wrapped in a powder blue cloth. Baarsuth put the blaster on the nightstand in the room and picked up the blocky object. It was about five inches long and two wide, with a black screen and a thin body. It was slightly transparent.

Baarsuth walked into the bridge, the strange device in hand, and sat down in the captain’s chair on the left. The little droid silently sat in the chair on the right. Baarsuth studied Bo’s face; it was expressionless, but something told Baarsuth that the droid was in thought. He shrugged; probably just projection. In his experience, rogue droids had that effect on people. They always seemed to be thinking, contemplating. Most of the time, someone couldn’t take them or, worse, they couldn’t take themselves. Most of the time their lives ended in scrapping.

“Hope you like music, Bo,” Baarsuth said. “You’re gonna hear a lot of it this trip.”

From Baarsuth’s pocket, he produced a thin white wire. He plugged it into a port in the ship that was connected to the cockpit speakers. He plugged the wire into the device in his hand. Then he hit the silver button on his device. The speakers crackled to life, and music began to play. It was loud and thrashing, with heavy guitar.

"Ya ever hearda this kinda music before?" he asked Bo. "Blastin for You by White Wompa Club."


So how long until we get this ship in the sky?
Baarsuth



The robot was cute, Baarsuth thought, but perhaps a little flighty. As a matter of fact, Baarsuth felt that most of the crew was rather flighty and distracted. Nerves, perhaps, he thought. He hoped that wouldn't be a problem later. As a matter of fact, Baarsuth felt a little nervous himself. Something about this ship, this crew, and that captain gave Baarsuth a very off feel. As the captain began talking, Baarsuth came to the realization that this mission was going to be very different from others he had been on. There was something going on here beyond his grasp.

The talk of comfortable beds made Baarsuth forget this thought. A better bunk, eh? On his old vessel, a rogue droid destroyed Baarsuth's quarters, so he had to sleep in a hammock hanging from the ceiling of the cockpit. It was actually kinda nice, but boy did it hurt his back. Baarsuth nodded when the captain finished. He looked over at Bo, who seemed lost in thought. It was weird for Baarsuth to anthropomorphize a droid, but this, after all, was no normal droid. Baarsuth looked down at the dirty floor and twisted his face up. He wondered what song he would play when he first put the ship into hyperspace. Star Trucking? Spaceline Star? Highway to Devaron? Once he was in his room, he figured he'd look through his MP3 player and figure it out.
Baarsuth



Baarsuth looked at the machine as it spoke with a look of wonder and confusion. It was certainly a strange droid, speaking in a mix of voice recordings and simple speech. He near-immediately recognized it: the strange voice, the recordings. This was a droid who had gone too long for its own good without a memory wipe. He had seen it only once or twice. It happened most commonly on planets that were sights of massive battles ending in civilization collapse. Droids who couldn't find their way home would wander aimlessly, their memory banks filling up as they travelled and not going away. Oftentimes, they would develop an advanced sentience of some form, a desire to live and, thusly, a hatred of scrappers. In his line of work, Baarsuth knew them to be bad news. That said, Baarsuth wasn't sure what kind of droid this one was. She was thin and almost skeletal in design, certainly not a combat droid at all with nearly no armor.

"Custom droid!" Baarsuth said, looking at Bo. He walked over, figuring he should play it cool as possible. Pissing off a feral droid would be bad news for everyone. "Name's Baarsuth. I reckon I'm the pilot a this here mission. Look forward to workin' with ya!" He held out a hand for the droid to shake and smiled.
I shall also post so Lizardman and Rob0girl can be united as the Shlock Film Pilot Crew!
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