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9 yrs ago
Current Birds > Wolves
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10 yrs ago
Someone remind me to stop staying up into the next day. I'm way too tired to function as I write this.
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Hello people of this website! I'm a dude, I just really enjoy playing female characters, don't ask why 'cause I don't know. I'm something of a die hard Mass Effect fan, and that's about it.

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@KoL
Do you want that post sample from your regular hum-drum no life friends or can I be lazy?
<Snipped quote by TheWindel>

I swear, I've seen this video so many times that Bread Jester's words are ingrained on my soul already.



I also hit the post button too quickly, still need to put up a part for Marquis.
Torag Draken

Torag nodded and slid his claymore into it's sheathe on his left hip and caught Diana, setting a protective arm across her before dusting her off and standing her up to the side. He left his hand on her shoulder for a moment to make sure she would stay standing after this encounter, then crossed the dried appendages while he listened to both of their propositions. "I see the conditions of the Queen's Treasure as fair. I shall tell Juno to stand down, as well as the other warriors under my command." He extended is arms and began to trace a sort of golden pentagram into the air before him with his bony fingers. A moment later, the spell took effect and the voice of Torag wormed it's way into the minds of the significant units and commanders of Heaven, causing both an uneasy sensation with welcome news. A deal has been struck with the Queen's Treasure and the Queen of Carrion. For all intents and purposes, this battle is over. These two are to leave Alt Signia peacefully." The spell broke and the lich's voice faded from the heads of those he addressed, forever leaving the haunting image of his voice in their heads.

With little left to do now, he crossed his arms and leaned on the wall behind him, crossing his legs. "Maybe, just maybe, war isn't our eternal existence. We've entertained that here today." He looked up at Bastion and Suprana, chuckling hollowly to himself at just how cheesy that line was, though it was quite clear that he had a point. He honestly had a hard time believing that a warmonger such as himself had said such a thing...

Maybe this warmonger had enough fighting for his lifetime.


Marquis

After the initial rage from only winging Henry and disabling his flight faded, Marquis resumed his scans of the battlefield through the scope of Bindlebane, searching for another target. Unfortunately for him, his swept over Omega once again just in time to watch him basically become a burning stick of magnesium. Under normal circumstances, purely just from the distance, the AI would've been perfectly fine up in his flying nest... however, a 10x scope tends to complicate the matter just a little. He was blasted with the light, forcing his optical sensor into an overloaded state for a few minutes, during which his back flared open to vent as much heat as it possibly could. He fell to the floor in the process, laying prone and minimizing movement to maximize the process' efficiency, though his comm channel flared up as well, only with the voice of his royal charge. High Queen Eos.

She spoke of Grafdakka being mentally impaired at the moment and command shifting to him, and a goal to reach a peaceful solution as quick as possible. Plans had changed drastically, it seemed. The second his eye came back online, his own, robotically Germanic voice took over the mic and blasted out some orders in quick succession. "Commanders Hibiki and Shizuka, I advise you pause your infiltration. A peaceful solution is very much available at this point. Endian, keep Grafdakka focused on Juno in a hope to keep her occupied. She can floor us all if not stopped, wear down his program if need be." With that, he quickly patched together a code fragment to override the stock commands of the Killa Kans to pacify them, and peered through the scope of his rifle again. He focused in on Omega and made use of the scope glare to grab his attention. Following a pair of flashes, he began to lean the scope in and out of the harsh sunlight to signal a form of treaty in a way he'd understand; Morse Code.
S-T-A-N-D D-O-W-N T-H-E M-A-C-H-I-N-A S-E-E-K-S P-E-A-C-E

With the message sent, he enacted the Kan-pacification code via a signal broadcast, the entirety of the amalgamated mechs stopping their attacks, some even in mid swing and falling over from the momentum.

By the way, I just thought of the perfect make up gift from Juno to Henry. A DS with Pokemon Moon on it, so that he can use his greed in a better way, while trying to Catch'em All.

Now, I wonder if the third game of that generation will be called Pokemon Eclipse, it would only make sense given what you have when you join Sun and Moon.

Do that and we have to go edgier than this thing.


@TheWindel I swear to God if you pull up the Coldsteel video again.
@KoL
Holy hell, eight half-courts in a row? Hot damn, Itsuko's a straight baller.
I'll be dead for the next few days, busy weekend. Don't end this without me!
@TheWindel
Or, y'know, zap the guy.
@KoL
I have a few questions before I go and create a character:

1. How far has technology advanced since the world went tits-up?
2. How much of a restriction is there on races? Are we talking standard fantasy or Sci-Fi?
3. Is Dark and/or Shadow magic capable of manipulating a battlefield?
@TheWindel
I am fully aware of this. And if this is a sin, I'm going to my own special circle of Hell.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU MADE A TABLETOP RP?

I may or may not throw my two cents in here, depending on if I have the time or not (It's probably a yes).
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