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Yeah... i mean... wait are you a vegan?! *I hold a laughter*

*Within next moment he reappears with a flourish of plates, forks, knives and spoons for the both of us, and condiments and a jug of water, then gives us two... rather thick menus... it is not possible that they would have all human foods ever... right? What's more, once opened it seems like there are no prices next any dish... just a symbol of a star...*

Waiter: I'll leave you to decide, and click your fingers when you are ready! *He smiles and vanishes again*


Thank you!
*Opens the menu*
I stick to plant-based diets when given the choice. But if a culture primarily eats meat, I will in order to avoid being rude. Rejecting a society’s food is a quick route to being branded an outsider.
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Waiter: Much appreciated! Indeed, you'll find that many such paradoxical null-dimensional zones web this entire Akashic sphere. Now if you'll excuse me i'll be right back with the menus and the tableware!

*He vanishes in a flash of light*


*Straightens my chair*
I can’t wait to see what they serve. I wonder if they can even serve meat, since you would have to kill for it.
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Yeah, thanks! Hey, what's up with the senseless world out the windows?

Waiter: it is a pocket dimension world with the restaurant at its center...


That's very creative. I'm glad we have the opportunity to share in this experience.
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Waiter: No worries, it is completely understandable, and considering this is a multiverse serving restaurant, we do not have any specific traditions, but as a formality we do expect our visitors to pray a prayer of thanksgiving to God for the nourishment and the blessings of everlasting life. *He smiles serenely as he picks up the alien targeted tableware* I will be back promptly with a homosapiens specific menu if that is all sirs?


Of course, thank you. I appreciate your help.
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*As you say that, a bright light apears next to us and out of it a formally dressed four armed green humanoid comes out, with eight blue eyes*

Waiter: Ahem... Welcome to The Nexus! How can i help you kind sirs? Would you like a change of tableware since you obviously are homosapiens?


That would be excellent, thank you. This is our first time; is there anything we need to be careful to observe?
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I mean, only from what i'm seeing already here, the only thing that is remotely similar to the restaurants i know, are the tables... probably... though i'm not entirely sure about these tableware here... is that like a set of pliers? ... should i be concerned now?


Well, we can ask once someone comes by to help us. No shame in being uninformed.
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You never saw a restaurant before in your life?

*We go sit to the nearest empty table next to the panoramic paradoxical window a usual table of four chairs - these seem to be the smallest tables here...*


*Sits down*
Not in this universe. I can’t assume they’re all the same.
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Let's get us a table and we can ask the waiters...


*Motions with my hands*
Lead the way. You would be more familiar with the etiquette here than I.
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*We turn and we see a vast, multi layered tower of a restaurant with the immediate ground floor opened, but it looks like it could go up all the way to the surface*



*The sight is quite impressive even at bottom level, especially the windows... people seem to look down a vista of an outdoors city... underground... but it has a sky...*

I guess this must be the place huh?... wait... what's up with those windows? Are those people taking pictures from a citiscap-- *i trail off as i realise the paradoxical nature of what is seen through the panoramic windows*


I’m more curious as to how many people this building expects to house at a time.
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But does it have to be meat?... i mean some alien plants are still... mobile... ew...


It bothers me a lot less when it’s a plant. The moving part isn’t as big of an issue.
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