Meta

Myriad Reality

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*Its paws phase through me and I tap it with the newspaper again* You're too dirty for a hug! You need a bath! *It is doused with water and soap*

@Efficacy

*Once wet, the fur droops down, revealing a small puppy underneath it*

Myriad Reality

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*The werewolf encounters squishy resistance and a squeak sounds from my neck like a plush toy* What bad teeth you have! Do you ever brush them? *Is outside of the werewolf* Bad dog! *Taps it with a newspaper that also makes a squeak*

@Disdain

*It grabs you*

Myriad Reality

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*Squees* Ooh, you're adorable! Where did you get that costume?

@Disdain

*The werewolf bites off your head*

Myriad Reality

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I was literally just hugging you in mock-fear a few seconds ago!

@Disdain

*The train exits the tunnel and standing in my place is an eight foot tall werewolf*

Myriad Reality

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Surprise?

@Disdain

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Myriad Reality

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Spatial distortion without warning? Double no-no! Another X-mark, Surprise!

@Disdain

...

Myriad Reality

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That is definitely not safe! And what happened to quiet sleeping? Two marks off!

@Disdain

*The train continues to move through the tunnel, despite the tunnel being short*

Myriad Reality

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It looks to be just the right height for the tunnel! Is there a light switch on this thing? *The train blacks out*

@Disdain

*Metal scratching echoes throughout the tunnel*

Myriad Reality

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Wow, really? There's not anything unsafe about this train?

@Efficacy

Not a thing!
*The train heads for a tunnel*

Myriad Reality

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I don't hear any squealing, so they're oiled well!

@Disdain

I'm pretty impressed by this train. Perfect score.