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*Is there* How did the bust go, Agent Surprise?
Better than expected, Maddie. Better than expected...
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Better than expected, Maddie. Better than expected...
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*Evacuates the circus and installs an invisible safety net*
*Bites down on a candy cigar and waits for the park to evacuate*
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i suggest using several accounts
Seconded.
Night. Laters.
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Must have been pretty tired.
I guess you could say you were a bike.
Because you were
Two tired.
I fell asleep... at 7.
How'd you pull that off?
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*Begins looking for the missing children and returning them*
*Opens the trap door, finding a slew of limbs and organs*
...Take him down.
*The SWAT team fills the creature with bullets*
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*Begins shutting down other attractions and retrieving people from them* Refunds, refunds everywhere!
*We both emerge from the rubble and I shoot another cannon blast at him, knocking him down*
I guess you could say the circus...
*Takes off my glasses and puts them back on*
Is in town.
*Kicks some rubble aside, revealing a trapdoor*
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*Shuts down the roller coaster before the next batch of people can get in*
*The owner turns into a monstrous creature, dripping with slime from all pores*
It's over. We've been waiting to reel you in for a long time.
*Shoots out a support beam with a party cannon, causing the building to collapse on top of both of us*
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*Is in front of the coaster operator* That's very dangerous! What if someone is incredibly light and flies so far that they don't hit the ginormous pillow?
*Speaks into a radio*
This is unit 5P; send in the boys. Operation Surprise Party has been a success.
*SWAT teams descend from helicopters and surround the perimeter*
You're under arrest for negligence, malicious endangerment of patrons, the kidnapping of eight children in the past month, breaking every safety protocol, and about a hundred other offenses. You're going to jail for a looong time, pal.
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