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Myriad Reality

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I mean, next time you feel like doing a job that's boring I can come along so it'll be less boring!

@Disdain

Sure!! Mysteries are great when you have a partner in anticrime!

Myriad Reality

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I can help you make them fun if you want!

@Disdain

Even more detective work??

Myriad Reality

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That was a great Halloween special!

@Disdain

Yeah! Most of my cases aren't nearly this fun!

Myriad Reality

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*High fives you*

@Disdain

Woo! We did it!

Myriad Reality

Myriad Reality

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*My stack of forms grows larger* I'm petitioning the city to consider setting up its own event in future years!

@Disdain

That's a good plan—they can keep it clean and safe.
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We put the evil owner behind bars and discovered whatever was left of the missing kids. And thus ends the Case of the Conniving Caper of the Captured Kids from Kadberry Court.
This is Surprise from Noirprize Detective Services—Case Closed.

Myriad Reality

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*Opens up a filing cabinet, pulls out a form, and begins filling it out*

@Disdain

*Starts typing*
Tuesday, October 31st. Maddie and I arrived at the supposedly haunted amusement park and began clearing it out. We found several violations of safety code and called in the enforcers because of the general threat to public safety.

Myriad Reality

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*Follows you*

@Disdain

*Enters into an office where everything adopts a sepia tone, and sits in a chair in front of a typewriter*

Myriad Reality

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*Skips out*

@Disdain

*Opens and walks through a lone door standing on the sidewalk*

Myriad Reality

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*Wrings my gloves* What a stinky place!

@Disdain

Good thing we've already... taken out the trash.
*Walks out of the park*