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Most people find it terrifying when a vampire walks up to them and asks, 'Hey, can I drink your blood?'


That's why you need to find the right people!!
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Most people turn and run for their crucifixes, garlic, and stakes, with a holy weapon on the side.


Ask someone nicer? I'd give you some if it wasn't syrup!
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I have. But no one want to donate to the Feed-the-vampire blood drive.


You've just gotta ask the right people!!!
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I never try to kill them. It just....happens.


Can you think of some other way you can do it? Go buy some blood from a hospital or something? Host a blood drive?
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When you do, come and talk to me. Until then, I'll keep draining living things.


Can you at least postpone that? Or make it not fatal?
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Do you have any of these, 'undead plants?'


I bet you I can find some!!
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Resistant is different from immune.


Immune then! Resistant enough for you to digest it! Either way!!!
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That'll die when I get near them.


Not if they're resistant!!!
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I don't know how to care for plants. I've only been able to kill them.


We'll find some wild ones!
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It would still fade away and die after a few hours.


Don't be so negative! I'll help you find something!
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