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Myriad Reality

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Because I can travel though time. For all I know, I'm here, form the future, visiting the past, and I'm walking past, and I'll suddenly remember this conversation, and deliberately steer around us to avoid a paradox.

@Shadow Dragon

Why can't you just watch the clocks though?

Myriad Reality

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The clocks moving tell me nothing.

@Shadow Dragon

Whyyyyy?

Myriad Reality

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Ok...but I can travel though time, so that doesn't tell me much.

@Shadow Dragon

I can just travel forward in time at one second per second! But I don't see how time travel makes it harder to track down when Christmas is!!

Myriad Reality

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Ok....that told me nothing.

@Shadow Dragon

There are clocks around the market so you can keep track of how long you've been here! When the hands go around sixty times, it'll be close to Christmas!!!

Myriad Reality

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When is this, Christmas?

@Shadow Dragon

That depends on how fast time is moving for you! If you're here, I would say it's probably sixty revolutions of the clocks in this place!

Myriad Reality

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I don't carry anything I don't absolutely have to.

@Shadow Dragon

Then buy it immediately before Christmas?

Myriad Reality

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*He shrugs, floating a foot in the air, legs crossed.*

@Shadow Dragon

I think you should give it a try! Gifting is so much fun!

Myriad Reality

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They hate me for good reason. I can't change that.

@Shadow Dragon

New friends, maybe!

Myriad Reality

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I don't know many people, and most of the ones I do know would rather have my head on a platter then a gift.

@Shadow Dragon

Then it's a perfect season to give the gift of friendship!!

Myriad Reality

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What kind of gifts?

@Shadow Dragon

Whatever they might like!!