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The what now?


It's where I put my stuff!!!
*Pulls out a popcorn machine from behind my back*
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It's a bag that's bigger on the inside then on the outside.


Ohhhhh! No, I just put it in hammerspace!!!
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*He spins it on one finger*

You've got bags of holding on your person?


Bags of wha???
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Do you have a oil tanker on hand?


Hold on...
*Rummages through my back pocket*
I thiiiiiink... Hey! Yeah! I think I do!!!
*Pulls a tank out of my back pocket by the barrel with industrial cans of oil stored inside and drops it on the ground in front of me*
Oh wait, that's an oil tank.
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I can pick up oil tankers with one hand.


There you go then!!
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Like?


A really long steel beam!
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Yeah, I still doubt that they'd let me.


Use something else then!!
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They'd just think I'm insane.


Ask really nicely!!!
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Because normally people start asking questions if a random man uproots a skyscraper?


That's why you ask first!!!
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I don't know.


Why???
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