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Could even be totally worthless.
*Shrugs*


Worthless is right. I hate gushy stuff.
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I don’t know anything about the dog at all is the thing... In this weird metaphor.


Well, the suspense is killing me.
*Unfolds the letter and skims through it*
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Only one way to know.


You’re acting like the dog I don’t have died or something.
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Singularity is the name.


Ah, magnet's the game? I've heard of her, but can't say I'm on friendly terms or anything.
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I don’t know what it is. But I can tell you who it’s from, if it means anything to you.


Sure, let's hear it.
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An earful and then some.


*Picks up the letter and burns a line in the top of the envelope by running my finger across the paper*
This thing isn't going to summon me into some sort of infinite fighting universe, is it?
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It... Hasn’t taken me long to learn that he’s a handful.


*Laughs*
So you've already gotten an earful. You're in good company.
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Yes, and we’re holding your brother here as collateral.


*Exhales, relieved*
Oh, phew. Sure, you can keep him. Last time someone tried that, they sent him back.
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Well your hair itself would be real, obviously.
*Shakes my head*
But that’s not important. Sorry to be abrupt with it, but I can’t just pretend to be casual without dealing with the elephant in the room first.
*Takes out the paper Singularity gave me and sets it on the table*
That’s for you.


*Raises an eyebrow*
Am I getting a summons or something? If this is about my taxes, I already told you guys that I'm not paying them.
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It’s just what I hear.


*Tugs at my hair*
Feels pretty real to me.
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