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*A hundred tons worth of weight crashes against you, our descent slowing greatly, but not halting*

How annoying...

*Sends out a mental command to the world below, laser batteries and anti-air installations beginning to open fire directly on you*


Great...
*Keeps my back to the people and slams my fist into you, bursting into sparks with each hit, while the weapons making contact with me cause a similar reaction, my flesh healing as fast as they strike*
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*Begins to enter the atmosphere*

Talk is cheap! Especially with ants!


*Bursts forward in a flash of colorful sparks and catches you mid-air, punching you with a large mechanical gauntlet that shapes over my hand*
Seems like it!
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*My eye widens and you almost, almost, think you're getting through before it rolls in its socket. A clear gesture of disregard towards your words*

Oh no! Anyway...

*The eye vanishes as we draw nearer to the planet's atmosphere*

Dinner nears.


You're not making this any easier! Are you sure we can't talk this out?
@Caldizar

True true.
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But you see...

*An eye the size of a small moon appears within my mass to regard you coldly as the planet nears*

...that would require me to care about such inconsequential matters. I do not.


It's consequential to them!
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*Bubbles, a few maws lining my form snapping aimlessly*

The fact that my kind do not care about such quandaries like yours do, apparently.


You could always try it.
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*Alters my course slightly to slither around an asteroid*

You really should. At least then sentimentality could be used as an excuse. As it stands now, however, what harm does their inevitable demise do to anyone?


You... mean... other than the harm it does to them? Am I missing something?
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*Ripples as we casually drift past a star*

Well first of all, could you stop being such a bother? And secondly, why? Are they acquaintances of yours?


No, I don't know them. But I shouldn't have to!
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*The force ripples through me, but I reform and carry on regardless*

You're being very distracting, you know. Do the ants on some backwater world really mean that much to you?


Yes! What of it?
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*Reforms instantly and continues on*


Stop that!
*Slices through you, creating an explosion emanating outward*
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