Captain Uni
Finetales
Plank SinatraYagamine
The sounds deafened his mind.
The sounds of people banging(?) on the door, the sounds of people desperately trying to seal his fate! No, those probably weren't people! They must've been... reapers.
Grim reapers!
They must've come from another world!
And now they're here to take me!!
Do they really think... that they can take me alive?!? EGHHHHHHHHHHHH?!?!!!
Slamming his hands against his dimly lit worktable, Yagamine grinned in the most composed way he could possibly grin. Take him to the other world so early? Not a chance! He still had to be a detective! That's right, he still had cases to solve! And he needed to write his perfect fanficti-
And that was when he realized... something was truly wrong.
He had died in his own story just now. But now there were things outside of the door... waiting to take a hold of him.
Could it be?
His story actually came true?!
"No way!!" Yagamine seethed as he glared at his door. "THERE'S NO WAY... THERE'S-"
There definitely was a way for them! He could no longer deny it!
Bolting up from his chair, Yagamine picked up a pencil sharpener and crammed all of his belongings in a plastic bag! There were no more options left! Before he did anything else, he would have to at least fight back somehow, even if it meant to run and run until he possibly died.
And with his most important(?) belongings in hand, Yagamine ran over and burst the door open, his eyes wide in madness as he screamed...
.
.
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"ERRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"
It was truly the sound of a god. A god of chaos, that was.
He proceeded to run to his right, forcefully shoving aside anything in his path with great force as he screamed incoherently. He ended up tripping over a rake. As his face abruptly slammed itself against the ground, Yagamine suddenly twisted his body forward and used his face as a spring, letting him continue moving forward. He landed on his feet as he started running around the building, his eyes as wide as they could be.
"YOU WON'T TAKE ME ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!! EREEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGHHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
The Landowner
The Landowner continued to sweep the gates without paying any attention to Yagamine.
Alex
Alex closed her eyes as she sighed, thanking Hibiki silently for the meal she made for her. The girl had always been there for her whenever she got into visually depressing situations, so she really couldn't thank Hibiki more than she already had. At least the apartment she lived in was a fine place to be in.
It was a peaceful morning- every morning was.
That was, until the Yagamine nation attacked.
For the ten thousandth fucking time.
Her closed eyes twitching erratically at the familiar sound of Yagamine screaming, Alex felt a vein pop in her head.
"Wow, Kurosaki," the plum-haired woman growled with demonic smile as she got up and took out an assault rifle from her closet rather than the usual pistols she used. As non-lethal her pseudo-weapons were, they still hurt like hell. Not that Yagamine could ever feel the difference.
Kicking the dorm's entrance open, she cocked the rifle with the angriest snarl ever. Her eyes resembled that of someone who wanted to wipe out a battalion in a war. As Yagamine ran around the building, he froze when he saw her.
Her eyes slowly turned over to Yagamine, wide with absolute rage.
"Today's your fucking funeral, you cuntsack of blue balls."
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! THE SHINIGAMI! AGHHGHAHGHAGHGHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
Soon enough, Alex began firing red paint pellets at Yagamine, who ran expertly back to where he had just run from. The woman soon chased after the detective as she roared a streak of vehement words most children would be told not to ever say until they were dead.
Someone had to stop Yagamine, and possibly the monstrously pissed off Alex. It seemed clear that stopping Alex would only be possible with words, and Yagamine...
Well, he was a completely different story.
