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GingerBoi123Gutsnaga was a git, snekart was a git. Dey was all gitz, every wun uv im. Zagruk reflected on dis truth as 'e sat on his rump behind da low wall an’ fiddled wit' wun uv his buzz bombz. Try'n ta rememba how 'actly 'e was supposed ta use it. Did 'e pull 'da strappy fing? unscrew 'da lid furst? was it supposed ta 'explode? Eventually 'e jus got frustrated an popped up long enough ta hurl ‘da kontaina at ‘da 'umiez ‘n rage. It hit wun unfortunate clean ‘n 'da chest an' knocked 'em back on his ass as 'da kanista finally kracked an' released it's swarm. Well, most uv ‘da swarm. Putt'n a few airholes into 'da kanista might have been a gud idea. But still a dozen or so buzz squigs were claw'n an’ forc'n dere way throo ‘da krack ta breath dere furst fresh breaths ‘n days, an’ eat dere furst meal....
zagruk laughed an fired his slugga wildly at da guardsman 'oo were now swatt'n an scream'n as da buzz squigs descended like... well like buzz squigs! now 'dat was a real kunnin weapon. No fancy gubbinz or bulletz needed. Dat's why it was so kunnin, none uv im otha gitz would know kunnin' if it up an’ bit im ‘n ‘da face! zagruk new wot kunnin' was, den again 'e was a true ork. Not all orks were lucky enough ta be a snakebite like ‘em. Most orks were destined ta be gitz as soon as dey krawled outta ‘da mushroom groves. It was an unfortunate truth dat some orks (snakebites) were simply born betta dan othaz. More loved by gork an’ mork…. a sad truth ‘dat most orks kouldn't handle. 'da greatness dat was a mind an’ body truly blessed by 'da twin Godz. Zargruk almost felt bad for im all.... Den again dey were all gitz an probably deserved it.
his internal musings were interrupted by a lasbolt scorch'n ‘da muscle uv his stabbin arm an squiggly gnaw'n at ‘da harness ‘dat kept ‘em attached ta it's ownaz belt. Empty'n his remain'n clip managed ta only hit wun guardsman, but it took his arm clean off at ‘da elbow an’ wit' a howl uv victory zagruk grabbed his squig, ripped it off his belt an’ hurled it ova ‘da field towards ‘da 'umie.
zagruk laughed an fired his slugga wildly at da guardsman 'oo were now swatt'n an scream'n as da buzz squigs descended like... well like buzz squigs! now 'dat was a real kunnin weapon. No fancy gubbinz or bulletz needed. Dat's why it was so kunnin, none uv im otha gitz would know kunnin' if it up an’ bit im ‘n ‘da face! zagruk new wot kunnin' was, den again 'e was a true ork. Not all orks were lucky enough ta be a snakebite like ‘em. Most orks were destined ta be gitz as soon as dey krawled outta ‘da mushroom groves. It was an unfortunate truth dat some orks (snakebites) were simply born betta dan othaz. More loved by gork an’ mork…. a sad truth ‘dat most orks kouldn't handle. 'da greatness dat was a mind an’ body truly blessed by 'da twin Godz. Zargruk almost felt bad for im all.... Den again dey were all gitz an probably deserved it.
his internal musings were interrupted by a lasbolt scorch'n ‘da muscle uv his stabbin arm an squiggly gnaw'n at ‘da harness ‘dat kept ‘em attached ta it's ownaz belt. Empty'n his remain'n clip managed ta only hit wun guardsman, but it took his arm clean off at ‘da elbow an’ wit' a howl uv victory zagruk grabbed his squig, ripped it off his belt an’ hurled it ova ‘da field towards ‘da 'umie.
