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9 mos ago
Current Alternatively - and now, hear me out - one could avoid looking up photos of such eldritch horrors ... maybe?
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10 mos ago
Back for my bi-yearly visit. Now where did I leave that thingy-ma-jig? Anyone seen that mish-masher? I think it looks like motivation or something!
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3 yrs ago
I now identify as a Master Procrastinator. Thank you all, and good night.
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3 yrs ago
New medical term: Dizzy mummy (condition of patient when world is spinning and only treatment is confinement to bed). I hate being sick...
3 yrs ago
@Vampiretwilight: Funny indeed. Now to make it into a roleplay here...let the madness and sassy Narrator commence.
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@Vas KhaleenAin't I allowed to respond? :O Pesporerous!
@SigurdDon't sweat it! Real Life ALWAYS comes first, even before a RP as badass as this one ;) Good luck though!
@SigurdWell I'll be damned, good to see you there.

...You're dead to me...

I probably should add one more nickname that he'll shoot you down for; "Boy" :P
@FallenTrinityI was hoping that we wouldn't have to arrange such an order, but I think we should also give Sigurd, Stekkmen and DepressedSoviet some time to post without lagging too far behind.
@Fish of OblivionWhich is exactly why I didn't take the Philosophy-class this semester! I like to stay alive and sane rather than insane and questioning my entire existance! Even if it involves remembering so many different treaties, names, organisations etc. etc....
@Vas KhaleenBy talking peacefully with her of course!
Erik Torvald Viken


Erik did his outmost not to pay attention to what was going on around him, instead focusing on the cold glass of water he was given. Except that it wasn't cold, it was room-temperature and a little smelly. When he thought about it, the glass of water tasted of whiskey or bourbon, or even moonshine. Combine that with the brown-ish colouring of the water, and Erik was pretty sure he had been given a glass of trough water, in a glass used normally for booze. But why did he care about details such as these, when things were escalating quicker than a speeding train down a slope?

Wait, was that woman...pulling her gun on that Indian?

Okay, Erik was perhaps only sheriff for a day and perhaps only for finding the stolen cattle, but he was not about to a murder on his hands within the first minutes of his career. Especially not one by a former Confederate female soldier. Did that matter though? No, too much thinking, too little taking action.

"The same as everyone in this saloon is, exercising their freedom." Erik said as he stood up from the barstool and walked towards the woman now with her back to him. He wasn't expecting - or hoping - for it to turn any worse, but he still found himself resting his hand on the revolver at his side, just in case. "Frøken, there is no need to unneeded shooting today. I think you should go back to your friend at the counter and drink on."
@FallenTrinityThe other sheriff? The one with a whole in his cheek and a babbling prisoner bashing against the counter? Pfft, no problem!

@Vas KhaleenIt's not called the Wild West for nothing, let me tell you that.
@Vas KhaleenWhere does Norwegians stand on that list? Because she's going to have one with a loaded gun and a sheriff's star right behind her very soon.
@MoroseWell she surely has some form of attraction that keeps them follwoing her ;) I don't know what or how, but just something.
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