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Make it clear that you don't need him to be reading Dante tomorrow. Also suggest it would be fun if you had a private language that you could use to mock English speakers in secret.
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Early 30's. I know just enough about everything to be dangerous.

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Quick note on tech. Im not sure if we have a process for establishing how tech works. The crux of the argument between Kashvi and Hobbs isnt that nitregon is fuel but that it is part of breatheable air. Im assuming that the Arcadian runs on some kind of hydrogen fusion reaction that uses hydrolysis to generate hydregon from water. Oxygen is freely available from that but nitrogen has to be stored seperately and is harder to replace. Nitrogen is fixed in the soil by plant life which is why Kashvi snarkily suggested it did grow on trees.

I assume their are onboard stores of nitrogen as coolant for various things. I probably should have cleared all that with the GM in advance! Im happy to edit as needed.

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From: Kashvi Sikander Sadek <kssadek@arcadian.mil>
To: Douglas Alexander Hobbs <DAHobbs@arcadian.gov>
Subject: Venting Bays 26-A and 27-A


Chief Hobbs,

I noticed you have denied my request to vent 26-A and 27-A for vacuum training. Vacuum training is an important component of military readiness. I request that you reconsider.

KSS
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From: Douglas Alexander Hobbs <DAHobbs@arcadian.gov>
To: Kashvi Sikander Sadek <kssadek@arcadian.mil>
Subject: RE: Venting Bays 26-A and 27-A


Major Sadek,
I hope this message finds you well. I denied your request because the wastage of gas is too great. While I appreciate the need for training, I cannot commit irreplaceable stores. If you wish you may use evacuation pumps to drop pressure to 2%.

Chief Hobbs

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From: Douglas Alexander Hobbs <DAHobbs@arcadian.gov>
To: Kashvi Sikander Sadek <kssadek@arcadian.mil>
Subject: RE: RE: Venting Bays 26-A and 27-A


Chief Hobbs,

A 2 percent vacuum is not a vacuum . I need to train my men under realistic conditions.

KSS

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From: Douglas Alexander Hobbs <DAHobbs@arcadian.gov>
To: Kashvi Sikander Sadek <kssadek@arcadian.mil>
Subject: RE: RE: RE: Venting Bays 26-A and 27-A


Major Sadek,

Maybe they can use their imagination?

Chief Hobbs

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From: Kashvi Sikander Sadek <kssadek@arcadian.mil>
To: Douglas Alexander Hobbs <DAHobbs@arcadian.gov>
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: Venting Bays 26-A and 27-A


Chief Hobbs,

Just spin up fresh gas to replace it.

KSS

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From: Douglas Alexander Hobbs <DAHobbs@arcadian.gov>
To: Kashvi Sikander Sadek <kssadek@arcadian.mil>
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Venting Bays 26-A and 27-A


Look lady, I'm sure you know a bunch about kicking in doors or whatever but leave the engineering to me. You can spin up oxygen from water but nitrogen doesn't grow on trees.

Chief Hobbs

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From: Kashvi Sikander Sadek <kssadek@arcadian.mil>
To: Douglas Alexander Hobbs <DAHobbs@arcadian.gov>
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Venting Bays 26-A and 27-A


Grease Monkey

I'm pretty sure nitrogen does grow on trees.

KSS

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From: Douglas Alexander Hobbs <DAHobbs@arcadian.gov>
To: Kashvi Sikander Sadek <kssadek@arcadian.mil>
BCC: Lalao Borida <lborida@arcadian.gov>
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Venting Bays 26-A and 27-A


Major Sadek, I hope this email finds you and beats some sense into you. I am not authorizing the venting of any compartments.

Chief Hobbs

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From: Douglas Alexander Hobbs <DAHobbs@arcadian.gov>
To: Kashvi Sikander Sadek <kssadek@arcadian.mil>
BCC: Lalao Borida <lborida@arcadian.gov>
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Venting Bays 26-A and 27-A


Major Sadek, damage control reported to me that bays 26-A and 27-A were vented due to an unexplained mechanical failure. I also note that all security monitors on that deck malfunctioned. Any idea how such a localized system failure occurred?

Chief Hobbs

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From: Kashvi Sikander Sadek <kssadek@arcadian.mil>
To: Douglas Alexander Hobbs <DAHobbs@arcadian.gov>
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Venting Bays 26-A and 27-A


Sounds like an engineering problem a shit kicker like me wouldn't know anything about. Maybe use your imagination.

KSS
“Looks like the Major is in for a sim date she doesn’t know about yet.”


What if we kissed under the - SIMULATION TERMINATED - ZERO SURVIVORS

The Arcadian - 24 September 2190 - Bridge Deck Companionway


Major Kashvi Sikander Sadek


0500 - Revile
0515 - Breakfast
0545 - PT
0700 - Range
0845 - Basic Zero G demolitions
1100 - Boarding Exercise
1300 - Lunch

“Top, we wont break for lunch, have the mess send hotboxes so we can eat without breaking the exercise,” Kashvi Sikander Sadek declared as she scrolled through the itinerary for the next day cycle on her PDA. First Sergeant Charming made a pained expression.

“They are going to love you,” Charming opined as he made a note on his wrist mounted PDA. The two soldiers were striding down the central companionway, the crewmen flowing around them like water on rocks. Partly this was due to the sense of purpose projected by two military professionals habituated to violence, partly it was due to the fact that Charming was still wearing his powered battle armor that made him look like a boxy, brutal insect. Kashvi was wearing her second class uniform, dove gray with scarlet piping on the seams, an electro motive pistol hung in a holster at her waist and a non-standard PDA was strapped to her wrist. She didn’t bother to consult it, instead turning to face her First Sergeant as she reached the bridge hatch. Two of her marines, Bashasville and Chang, were standing post beside the hatch. They were in gray battle dress and carried their rifles at port. Both snapped to attention with almost mechanical precision. Kashvi touched her brow in an abbreviated salute but kept the frown from her face. Too many of her men were parade ground troops, men and women who had checked all the right boxes but had never seen any real action. They were badly in need of whipping into shape. Charming at least had seen the elephant, no one made master sergeant if they hadn’t spent some time putting rounds down ranger for real.

“I’ll tell you what, why don’t you have them get together and take a vote on it, then remind them that they are in the Corp and beat the democratic impulse out of them,” she suggested. Charmin’s face went Marine Corp blank and one of the sentries stifled a snicker. Kashvi spun to glare at the man, her cold eyes boring into him. The man went pale and swallowed hard at what he saw there.

“We will train every minute we aren't fighting Top and we will train until I’m satisfied, and when am I satisfied marine?” she demanded of the pale sentry.

“Never ma’am?” Bashisville asked uncertainly.

“Never ever,” she confirmed.

Kashvi stepped through the door and onto the bridge. For a moment there was an overlay of another bridge, this one depressurized and with the arti-grav gone, globes of blood and burning debris. Kashvi’s body flushed cold and her fingers twitched for her weapon she needed to... and the bridge of the Arcadian was back. She fought through the tingling after rush of adrenaline as she moved across to her station. All was 4A. No problem. She nodded to the Captain, she didn’t salute, it wasn’t appropriate if they weren't wearing head gear and people who worked and fought in zero-g quickly learned to limit unnecessary gestures. The simple body language learned in the gravity well would give you reflexes that would send you spinning off in unpredictable vectors if you weren’t careful.

The Arcadian - 24 September 2190 - Main Engineering Deck


Douglas 'Hobby' Hobbs


The main engineering deck of the Arcadian was a cavernous space, or at least it would have been if the naval architects hadn’t been afflicted by a genetic predisposition to try to cram every cubic centimeter with as much plant and tech as they could fit. Six massive steel drums, each one the size of a cement mixer's barrel, were laid out against the bulkheads. They were painted the surplus navy off white which was always used for the purpose, giving them a banal appearance that belied the fact that each one contained a self-sustaining fusion reaction hotter than a class-M star. The fusion bottles were connected to the ships subsidiary system by a complex network of pipes and cable junctions which sprang off them like capillaries from major veins. Douglas Hobbs was old enough to remember the bad old days when a tramp freighter might have a single fusion bottle. These days freighters almost always sailed with an integrated duplex to provide redundancy. The most powerful modern warships boasted four, as much a hedge against battle damage as for power generation, but six… well it was a thing to see. Two of those bottles were dedicated entirely to the FTL drive, a vast installation which dominated the back wall of the bay. Even that visible section, larger than a suburban home, was only the tip of an electro mechanical web that networked the ship from prow to stern. The power drain was immense. And it was slowly rising.

“Chalkin, where are we with that power drain?” Hobby demanded, turning to glare at the tech. Lev Chalkin was a rangy youth with dirty blonde hair and an innocent looking face which always surprised his superiors when they were forced to bail him out on whatever station was foolish enough to grant him liberty. Chalkin was tossing the jacket he had been wearing for the inspection and pulling a number of non standard tools from various hiding places. Similar scenes were being replicated by the other members of the engineering team, as they ditched their pretense of military parade readiness for what might be generously described work place casual. Power tools whined and welders sizzled as everyone went back to work, tending to the constant labor of keeping a giant steel box hurtling through the void of space.

“No closer than we were when that jackass interrupted us,” Chalkin gripped, pulling on some heavy gloves.

“Addressing an officer that way is insubordination, I think they hang you for that,” Hobby observed as he leaned over and began punching a holographic keyboard with unnecessary enthusiasm.

“You going to report me chief?” Chalkin asked, arching an eyebrow.

“You are going to report to medbay to have my boot surgically removed from your ass if you don’t get in there and figure out whatever is causing our power drop off,” Hobby replied in a tone of perfect reasonableness. Chalkin groaned and levered himself into an access hatch.

“Can you pass me..” Hobby picked up a palm sized multi-spec and tossed it into the hatch after the kid. Chalkin cursed a blue streak as the analyzer struck him but went to work without further comment. Convinced that no one was watching Hobby allowed himself a smile. He had received a mountain of applications for this gig since being appointed chief. Many of them came from the most prestigious universities and technical schools in the USF, some of them were the kids or clients of politicians with considerable pull, he had even been offered bribes for the opportunity to burnish a glittering career or two. He had rejected every single one. Each and every member of the engineering team were men and women whom Hobby had worked with or, more frequently, vouched for by people he had worked with. For the most part they weren’t career navy, they were void prospectors, tramp freighter men, asteroid miners, and even, Hobby believed, the occasional pirate. The resulting crew was a little scruffy, a little insubordinate, but they had more experience in making do and working with what they had than any crew in the USF. Chalkin might have a smart mouth, but when the engine room on the Lizze May had caught fire, Lev had charged in with nothing more than a plasma cutter and a pair of boxer shorts to cut the vacuum seals before she burned up. Every crewman had a similar story, they were a fractious bunch, but there wasn’t one Hobby wouldn’t trust with his life when the excrement hit the rotary impeller.

Hobby laid his hand on the number too junction line and judged the vibration through his calloused hand. Every ship he had ever crewed had a certain… nature to them. Some ships were sweethearts who gave you no trouble no matter what happened. Some were cantankerous bastards which tried to fuck you at ever turn, there were lucky ships, jinxed ships, ships that leaked no matter how much you patched, ships that would take you to rich ore loads ninety nine times out of a hundred. All could be worked with once you got to know them. The Arcadian was different. It was too new, no history to it yet. That bothered Hobby. He drew in a deep breath, taking in the familiar mingled scents of hot electronics, lubricant, steam, nitrogen coolant, and the burned ozone smell the FTL kicked off.

“Relax Caddy darlin’” he murmured to the ship, “we got a long way to go.”

“Well fuck,” Bianca observed. Torm turned to glare at her but didn’t bother to comment. The river which had sprung into existence overnight was more the sufficient. It gurgled along the valley bottom, brown and glutenous with red laterite and half decomposed leaf mould. Here and there the top of a tree waved above the flood, drawing little ripple lines that showed the speed of the current in long tear drops. Rain continued to fall like hail, dappling the waters in a shifting hiss. Torm was irritated that a river had managed to sneak up on them without the scouts noticing but Bianca felt this was a little unfair. The rain was the problem. Bianca had heard of the monsoon of course but neither she, nor anyone else in the company had properly appreciated what it meant for inches of rain to fall within hours. The upper fingers of the Fan had gathered almost unimaginable amounts of water and were channeling it, and the rich nutrients it carried, down towards the river deltas near the coast. Which was great for the crops, but not so great for mercenaries trying to cross the rapidly flooding landscape. It was particularly not good for Bianca and Torm, who had awoken this morning to find a mile wide river between them and the rest of the company with no way of getting back to their comrades save a long and uncertain march up into the hills in search of a ford.

“It looks to me like you are on the wrong side of the river,” a shapeless apparition observed. Torm had his sword half way out of its scabbard before he recognized the acid tone of Black Ryann. The wizard’s physical form was on the other side of the river, but apparently his mental one was somewhat more amphibious. He hung a foot or so above the ground, a shimmering distortion in the rain. It made Bianca slightly queasy, which was more or less the way the flesh and blood Black Ryann made her feel come to think of it.

“Well it looks to me like I have all the horses,” Torm replied, clearly in no mood for the wizard’s airs. That was true insofar as all the cavalry, both heavy and light, was with Torm and Bianca although the truth was that the rest of the company had scores of pack horses with them.
“The Captain wants to know if there is any chance you can cross the river upstream.” This was clearly directed at Bianca but the scout shook her head emphatically.

“Three days until maybe we could ford, and even then it would be risky,” she cautioned. Ryann was silent for a long beat, presumably while he conferred with the captain. Three days was a guess but a conservative one, if the rain continued, as it was reputed to do, they might find themselves racing a rising river all the way back to the head waters.

“We cannot wait for a week in this weather, you are to head east and try to find a boat to cross over, there will be something before you reach the delta,” he told them, then his shadowy form flickered and vanished. Bianca did not know much about magic but she knew that, like everything, it was more difficult in the rain.

By midmorning they had climbed onto a low ridge and pressed on through the downpour. At least up here, where the soil was thinner, there was less mud for the horses to slip in. Bianca began to worry that if they didn’t find somewhere dry soon they might have to start worrying about hoof rot. Mercifully the jungle was also thinner, seeming to tend more towards massive ferns and slumping banyan trees, rather than the thicker growth closer to the river bed. The scouts went out in a screen, three moving ahead, one on each flank and two in drag, though the possibility of attack in such weather seemed remote. Not that you could take that for granted of course, the company had once surprised an enemy force in a sandstorm and completely obliterated it before the enemy even knew they were under attack, no one had any desire to pay the karmic debt on that one. They were about to call a halt to make what miserable lunch they could when one of the scouts, a dour man named Smiley, came racing back along what passed for a trail.

“Trouble?” Torm demanded as the scout reined in his soaking mount.

“Maybe, some kind of stone structure ahead, there are people, maybe fighting,” he reported breathlessly. Torm and Bianca exchanged glances. Neither wanted to blunder into a fight, but getting out of the rain seemed a risk worth taking.

The structure appeared to be the ruins of a temple, or perhaps some kind of fortress. Large stone tigers flanked a crumbled wall that was overgrown with bougainvillea and passionfruit vines, the invasive roots slowly prising apart the dark river stones. Inside was a half collapsed pagoda which must have been magnificent in its day but was now overgrown, its formal gardens hardly distinguishable from the jungle outside save for an unusual regularity in the color of its flowers. A score of men were spread out around the gate. A were in finery of riotously colored silk, now sadly disheveled for being thoroughly soaked. They sat atop astride gorgeously caparisoned horses that seemed to drip with gold and bright jewels. The remainder were among the most muscular men Bianca had ever seen, huge and rippling with corded muscle. An oil or animal fat of some kind must have been smeared across their hairless physiques because the rain beaded on them. They wore only black trousers and white turbans that were probably much more impressive when they weren't soaking wet. They carried scimitars that looked like they weighed as much as Bianca did in a way that suggested they knew how to use them. Clearly the peacocks were in charge and the turbaned warriors were their muscle. Two of the thugs rushed forwards towards the gate, blades raised over their heads. One of the stone tigers seemed to ripple, then abruptly pounced on the two men, dust exploding from the plinth as it tore free. The first man was crushed out right and the second was batted into the air like a toy by the swipe of a stone paw, huge sprays of mud flying up where the tigers legs churned the muddy earth. The unfortunate warrior flew through the air and smashed into the wall with a crunch of bones that Bianca could hear even over the rain, his unnervingly limp body slithering slowly down the wall. As abruptly as it began the tiger froze in place, a new found snarl on its bestial face and one paw raised mind swat. It seemed to sink a few inches into the mud, as lifeless as any other statue. By some miracle or trick of fate the rain chose that moment to slacken.

“Your sorcery will not avail you heretic!” one of the silk clad men called in a language close enough to that of the South that Bianca could follow it, though she suspected that the word she translated as ‘heretic’ was closer to ‘most unclean and polluted apostate’ or some such.

“How long can you keep it up?” the sodden nobleman demanded. As if in answer a bolt of lightning struck from the sky and blasted a crater in the mud ten paces from the fellow, causing his horse to shy and throwing him to the dirt. Enough men turned to see what had become of their commander that they caught sight of the approaching mercenaries through the drizzle.

“Ware!” one of them screamed and ran forward with a blade raised. Bianca raised her empty palms as she and Torm reigned in.

“Whoa, we have no quarrel with you,” she shouted back in her best Southern. The approaching thugs slowed, though probably more due to the fact that they saw they were facing more than a score of mounted soldiers than to Bianca’s words.

“Identify yourself!” the nobleman squealed as he pulled himself from the mud and drew a scimitar so encrusted with gold and jewels it must have been a struggle to lift. He looked vaguely ridiculous and clearly knew it, his face controrting with rage made hotter by his humiliation.

“We are mercenaries, from the Company of the Silver Sword,” Torm called as the thugs flowed towards them to create a loose front.

“Mercenaries?” the pompous noble asked. He was clearly very unhappy to find an unexpected variable in what was clearly already an unstable situation. Bianca gripped her reigns tight as her horse nickered in response to the tension and the smell of humans prepped for violence.

“Mercenaries?” another voice demanded. A woman with dark curly hair and an alabaster complexion way out of place in the South had popped up from behind the wall, standing atop a portion of a ruined gate house. She was beautiful even wrapped in saris that had been ruined by rain and dirt.

“I’ll pay you a thousand pai in emeralds if you exterminate these cretins,” she declared cheerfully. There was a world of difference between hiring a professional mercenary company and paying off a handful of street toughs. There were contracts to sign, rates of pay and length of service clauses, victory bonuses, compensation for casualties, logistical agreements, and a hundred other particulars to be worked out. Unfortunately the noble either didn't understand this or was too scared or angry to care.

“Kill the heretic’s lap dogs!” he yelled, waving his sword at Torm’s troops. The bare chested thugs charged without a second thought.

“Gods below!’ Bianca shouted and pulled her pistol from her saddle. Torm’s men were lowering their lances but there wasn’t space enough to charge. Bianca’s pistol clicked wetly as she pulled the trigger, being as thoroughly soaked as everything else. Howling with frustration she pitched the weapon into the face of the onrushing thug. He batted it away with an arm and staggered a step towards Torm. Lykurgus kicked out, his mighty hoof connecting with the thug’s neck with a wet crunch. The man stumbled away and collapsed to the ground, blood bubbling around a crushed aorta. The rain surged into downpour again as the thugs hit the line of horsemen. The knights thrust out with their lances, using them as simple spears. Two or three of their attackers went down screaming. A javelin flew at Bianca, scraping a bloody gash down its flank. The horse reared and she was suddenly tumbling, slamming on her back in the wet ground. A thug hacked down at her but she rolled aside, passing beneath Lykurgus. The thug followed but caught a cut across the eyes from Torm’s now unsheathed sword. He went down screaming. Bianca’s hand scrabbled for a discarded lance as she came up. One of the mounted nobles was charging, deep and entirely justifiable reservations on his face. Bianca set the butt of the lance in the mud a moment before the horse impacted it. There was a metal on meat sound as the horse spitted itself so forcefully that the lance bent and shattered, showering Bianca with splinters as she rolled away. For a few seconds the trail was a chaos of screaming men, horses, mud, and blood and then, as abruptly as it had begun, it was over. Not one of the turbaned men was left alive though several of the mounted nobles were fleeing off down towards the river. The pompous man was backing away, terror written clearly on his face.

“You don’t understand this woman is a …” the boganvillea vines snapped out like bullwhips, wrapping around the fellow at wrists and waist. Three inch thorns drove into his body and he was yanked from his feet, howling in agony as blood spurted from the constricting tangles. He vanished into the mass of purplish flowers which continued to thrash and convulse. The screaming went on for a long minute as blood ran from the base of the wall to mingle with the mud. The woman, looking haggard but extremely pleased with herself, jumped down from the wall. She removed a necklace of emeralds from around her neck and tossed them at a bemused Torm, who caught the glittering prize without apparent effort.

“Well that went well.”


@Xandrya

Dr Sorens: And how does that make you feel?
Kashvi: Don't say kill them all
Dr Sorens: Do you realise you said that out loud?
Kashvi: ... I had not.
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