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Current So what part of keeping conflicts private do people not understand?
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COUNTER SPELL*
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Apologies for the disruption, please return to your smutty rps
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There's technically no rule against it...but there REALLY should be
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This week I am both moving, and am somewhat sick, so there shall be delays on posts. Apologies!
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Name: Ben
Username: The one and only. Dare I say?
Age: 33
Ethnicity: Mixed
Sex: Male
Religion: Christian (Nondenominational)
Languages: English, Japanese (Semi-fluent & learning), I also know some Scots Gaelic, Quenyan (Elvish), and Miccosukee (My tribal tongue)
Relationship Status: Single (Though generally unavailable unless I find I really enjoy someone).






Current Projects/Freelance work

  • I am a voice talent and script writer for Faerun History
  • I have a much smaller personal Youtube channel that I use to make videos on various subjects. Only been making videos for 2 years, but it's growing!
  • I'm the host of a Science Fiction & Fantasy Podcast where I interview authors of the genre.




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  • Writing/Reading (Love writing and I own too many books)
  • Video Games (Been a gamer for close to 23 years now)
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  • History (Military History is my specialty)
  • Zoology
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  • Voice Acting/Singing
  • Tabletop Gaming (Started late in the game. Been at it for 3 years. I was the kid who bought the monster manuals and D&D books just for the lore for the longest time. I've played 3.5e, 5e, Star Wars D20, Edge of the Empire, PF, and PF2.)
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  • Fantasy, Sci Fi, and Historical are my genres. Fantasy being my favorite and Sci Fi/Historical being close seconds.
  • Advanced / Nation / 1x1 / Casual (only in certain circumstances)
  • I generally write at the 'Advanced Level' meaning 4+ Paragraphs with good grammar.
  • I am usually busy with many projects and RPs, but if you wish to do a 1x1 with me, you'll need to present your case. Those I already do it with have my trust as a Roleplayer.
  • I love many, many fictional universes so me trying to list them all is an effort in futility!






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Anyone have any good stories to tell for the road? (IC)

Well, I just posted a prologue!

Alright everyone. The first IC post was merely introducing some characters and background, but if you prefer to, you only need to read the 2nd IC post. Just remember

No one is allowed to post yet
. This is simply something to read and prepare for so we can start in 2 or 3 days.

Year of the EverGod 2189 A.D. (After Decimation). One week later.




"Mercenaries," the statesman said with disdain, pacing back and forth. "Cutthroats...Sellswords." He was obviously overcome with disgust. The room within the keep was dark this night, with only one torch and a small fire in the fireplace to illuminate the secret chamber.
"A legitimate organization, and guild, if they win." Lord Deckett reminded him, lounging in his chair. "Fine." his colleague said. "Up-jumped Cutthroats. Legitimate Sellswords. Loyal to nothing but their coinpurse and mad grabs for meager power."
"Sounds like humanity." a voice from the darkness uttered. Deckett bothered to glance that way, but his business associate Lord Harold didn't even grace their guest with acknowledgement. Harold continued, his stately visage visible even in the dim lightning. "Is this really the sort we can trust?"
"We don't have to trust them, but this is the exact sort that we need." Deckett said, leaning forward. A shorter man, he still commanded great respect from rivals and allies alike. "Someone who is famous enough to be known, but not known enough to be loved. Someone who is believable, perhaps with a criminal background? Someone people celebrate to see but no one will miss. Prize winners."
"And you can convince the Count to hire them?" Harold asked. Deckett's lips curved into a smile. "Of course I can. We're old friends." That last statement seemed to convince Harold, and he turned to the shadows that hid the third voice. The flickering hearth fire illuminated their pale and deadly guest every few moments.
"Where is your kin?" Harold asked the Vampire. Varo'shus leaned against the stone wall, arms crossed. His disheveled blonde hair lightly covered his predatory eyes. "Just because we are both of the blood does not make him my Kin. But if you refer to Drakelid, how should I know? Probably wooing some tavern wench to bed and sup the blood of."
"We've paid quite a lot for your services, Vampire. We expect a clean job." Deckett said, giving an amused smile as he spoke. If the Vampire still drew breath, he would have sighed. "Fear not." he replied in a tired tone, as if he had been repeating himself. His cultured and pale hand fell upon the hilt of his rapier. "The Count will not even feel it."


Dawn of the next day...


Starkvale's huge stone walls stretched across the small valley that lead into the greater Dethu'lun, both ends reaching the northern and southern mountain ranges to completely block off the pass. Before the wall, a huge field stretched outwards that lead into the forest, and the southern and northern mountain passes. Right outside of the gates was a shanty town of tents and huts, with cooking fires already being lit for breakfast as sellswords, mercenaries, refugees, and travelers selling their wares began their day. Near the center of the camp, a young sellsword and a Dwarven warrior stepped out of their tent.
The Prince handed the Dwarf the map that represented the tent of everyone he was to visit, and gave Morek a pat on the shoulder. "Remember, we want to make an impression later, not now. Make sure you don't stop to talk to anyone." Kayden said. Morek just looked at him, for a very long time. "...Right, I don't know what I was thinking. Ok, good luck."
The massive plate armored Dwarf gave Kayden a thumbs up, and headed out into the sea of tents, moving with the strength and purpose of a steamroller. The dark haired Prince hefted his pack, and decided to check around the small shanty town for any drinks and chairs he could purchase. He just hoped a few real Mercenaries took his message seriously. He and two others, even so formidable as his companions, couldn't pull this off alone. Before the afternoon, every Mercenary Kayden had thought would be helpful to their mission received a letter as followed.

If you're looking to get into Starkvale, and looking for some bounties to grab, meet me and my friends at the ruins of the old guard tower, north east of the field. Meet us at dusk. I contacted you because I believe you'll be of some use. Hope to see you.
Captain Kayden
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As the day slipped into afternoon, Kayden and Morek made their way over. Passing the northeastern edge of the tents, they passed through a wooded gully with a small stream, before finding themselves going through a bit of the forest proper under a thick canopy of trees, before they reached a sudden curve up, indicating a hillock with scattered trees that led to a small summit near the northern mountains before they spread out into the wider Dethu'lun. At the top of the Hillock was a wrecked watchtower. Only reaching up to its halfway point, once you stepped inside there was a rotted wooden roof above that used to be the first floor you would reach after climbing the stairs. Two sides of the tower were shattered, the stones scattered about as if a giant had pummeled gaping holes in it with a warmaul. It gave a fine view of the trees and lowlands however. The fireflies flared and dimmed before Kayden's eyes, and the sun behind the mountains made the world seem dimmed and blue, except for the fiery torch flickering at his back, set upon the wall. Once people arrived, they would find Kayden at the head of a table that curved outwards. Morek stood at the entrance with his Axe haft upon the ground, his gauntlets resting on his Axe head. Before each chair set at the able, was a pint of Ale. Kayden hoped he and Morek didn't need to drink them all.
Your kink is aliens
Still awaiting posts! Aye!
Alcander Mires



Location: Back to the Hotel
Interacting with: Nobody




Alcander was surprised when Claire hugged him, but he didn't pull away. He felt like he might have made a friend or two that night. Then again, looks can be deceiving. He helped Murphy move Desh up to his place, grunting a bit from how awkward it was as the drunk man slumped along his shoulder, but they finally put him to bed after a minute or two. "Thanks for the help man, will see you in the morning," Murphy told him. Al nodded. "No problem dude. See ya."

Alcander headed up to his room, shut the door, and tried to get his bearings. He hadn't had too much to drink, and the party wasn't packed like he had expected it to be. But all the same, he needed some relaxing and decided to read a bit. For some reason, he couldn't quite concentrate on the Hindi-English book, and did his best to sleep. After taking awhile to get to sleep, he had no trouble staying asleep, being used to the heat and getting a bit of a breeze from outside.

He woke up a few hours after dawn, stretching before relaxing completely atop his sheets for a few minutes. He needed to hit the pool, he decided. His hair was a mess and a headache had creeped up on him that night. A swim in the daylight would do him wonders. He elected to put on a different set of clothes, and then headed down to the pool at the university for a small swim. He wouldn't be gone too long.
So what I gather from this is that you're giving me time to write a 29 paragraph exposition on the way Laila's eyes sparkle in the moonlight. I'm picking up what you're putting down.

Well it will be quite a lengthy IC, so I am giving time to both read and to get hype. Though, always check the things to remember in the first post Let's not get all Robert Jordan taking-3-pages-to-describe-a-blade-of-grass here.

@FuzzybootzThere is still room. Though I have yet to decide if you will join after the first mission. I'll count everyone out soon and let them know. It is safe to say though that everyone who has already submitted a character will begin when the RP does.
@Sigurd I was going to reply with a gimli pic that was appropriate, but I found this and had to share. DOWN WITH CAPITALISM
@boomloverGolems are possible, yes. Not as a playable race, but for guarding places, surely.
I might be inclined to set up the first IC today but only allow posts on the weekend.
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