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5 days ago
Current So what part of keeping conflicts private do people not understand?
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8 days ago
COUNTER SPELL*
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9 days ago
Apologies for the disruption, please return to your smutty rps
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17 days ago
There's technically no rule against it...but there REALLY should be
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29 days ago
This week I am both moving, and am somewhat sick, so there shall be delays on posts. Apologies!
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About Me








Name: Ben
Username: The one and only. Dare I say?
Age: 33
Ethnicity: Mixed
Sex: Male
Religion: Christian (Nondenominational)
Languages: English, Japanese (Semi-fluent & learning), I also know some Scots Gaelic, Quenyan (Elvish), and Miccosukee (My tribal tongue)
Relationship Status: Single (Though generally unavailable unless I find I really enjoy someone).






Current Projects/Freelance work

  • I am a voice talent and script writer for Faerun History
  • I have a much smaller personal Youtube channel that I use to make videos on various subjects. Only been making videos for 2 years, but it's growing!
  • I'm the host of a Science Fiction & Fantasy Podcast where I interview authors of the genre.




Interests (Includes but is not limited to)

  • Writing/Reading (Love writing and I own too many books)
  • Video Games (Been a gamer for close to 23 years now)
  • Working Out/Martial Arts (Wing Chun/Oyama Karate mostly. Some historical swordplay as well.)
  • History (Military History is my specialty)
  • Zoology
  • Art (Mostly Illustrations. Used to be good. Am picking it back up)
  • Voice Acting/Singing
  • Tabletop Gaming (Started late in the game. Been at it for 3 years. I was the kid who bought the monster manuals and D&D books just for the lore for the longest time. I've played 3.5e, 5e, Star Wars D20, Edge of the Empire, PF, and PF2.)
  • Weaponry of all kinds
  • Anime (mostly action/shonen. DBZ & YYH being my favorites)
  • Movies (Action/War/Drama films being my go-to)
  • Music (Rock of all kinds, as well as historical folk songs, sea shanties, pub songs, a bit of classical music, etc)
  • Guitar (am learning to play, but being left handed makes it challenging)
  • There's more but if you care enough you can PM me :P




Roleplay F.A.Q.

  • Fantasy, Sci Fi, and Historical are my genres. Fantasy being my favorite and Sci Fi/Historical being close seconds.
  • Advanced / Nation / 1x1 / Casual (only in certain circumstances)
  • I generally write at the 'Advanced Level' meaning 4+ Paragraphs with good grammar.
  • I am usually busy with many projects and RPs, but if you wish to do a 1x1 with me, you'll need to present your case. Those I already do it with have my trust as a Roleplayer.
  • I love many, many fictional universes so me trying to list them all is an effort in futility!






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Most Recent Posts

"Never thought I'd be the weird one in a different dimension too," Ben said with a grin. Tic was really starting to grow on him. "Not that it bothers me. Embrace it, I say." The young man leaned back and took the last sip of his drink, before setting it down. "You got me pegged right, bud. Fantasy and Sci fi are for me. Adventure's what goes on in my head, so it's what's put down on paper. Which makes me curious on what kind of stuff happens around here when people aren't talking normal."
Ben looked to Anthony, and smiled amiably. This guy was pretty amusing too. He'd watch him do his thing, but signaled for another refill as well to the Elf woman. He'd thank her warmly when she came over. She seemed quite nice.
@Pineappletumble@Ionalien@Alisdragon911
@frapetHe seems to have disappeared a lot of places (sleater) I'm sure he'll be back soon, though.
One of the swordsman that had entered earlier leaned forward. He had a thick mustache of grey, with iron eyes and a chiseled look to him. When he had strode in earlier, he'd been on the tall side. "Pardon." he said. Kayden glanced his way, and spoke next. "Yes, sir Virgil?"

The older man smiled. "So you did your homework lad? I'm no sir, anymore. But to let others know, I am Virgil Swordhand. I was a Knight and cavalrymen fighting the Khalahar for near 13 years, and served almost as long as the Captain of the Guard for the city of Ridgehaven. Now" he continued, speaking with a drawl. His voice was low and deep.

He pointed to Cassilda. "The lady has a good eye for tactics, but I think we're all here because we're a bit short on coin if I am being blunt. The more bandits we kill, the better. If we were simply trying to take their keep, attacking them when they were only using a skeleton crew, and then occupying it for a siege as the other 30 came back would be optimal. But see, we want those 30 to be on our bounty list. If we captured the keep, knowing bandits, even cutthroat ones like these, wouldn't stick around to take it back. They'd be gone. Even if we set a trap for them, we'd be using up precious time and resources, and they would still outnumber us in a place where they know the terrain. As for the-" he glanced at Nuva. "-Skayleigh's idea..."

"I had a similar idea." Jex said aloud, cutting the old Knight off. He placed a clawed finger along the map, upon the bridge within the forest south of them. "We needn't split our forces. If we hit the 30 attacking the Lord from their flank, they would be cut down like young prey."

"What if one of the bandits escaped and made it back to the keep?" Kayden said. "Even if the bandits don't know our aims for their stronghold, they would have seen a well armed group having knowledge of their secret plans. The rest would then prepare for us at the keep. I was planning on their stronghold being unaware of our attack."

"I would hunt down anyone who would run away." the Drabarian promised. "It's what I do." His last words sounded like a an alligator's rumbling hiss.

"You probably would. But I don't enjoy taking a chance on that either." The Captain replied, placing his hands on the table. "It would be a risky proposition." He let out a long breath through his nose, then stood up.

"I suppose we have 4 choices. Attack the keep tonight, unawares but at full force. Attack tomorrow on two fronts. Attack the keep tomorrow and leave the lord to his fate, or attack the highwaymen, and then the keep. I will say I am for the 2nd option, as is Hobnob apparently. It would do well for us to help the lord anyhow. If we are to conduct business in the city, it would do us good to have a friend." He looked at them all. "Remember, the contest for bounties ends a week from yesterday. If we attack the highwaymen and then the keep, we'd be safer, but we might lose a few bounties and lose precious time as well. I'm sure we would get there in time, but it's cutting it close..."
No, I'm already a 10/10. I RP to escape reality.
Red Strike (Ro'Kun)


"I don't know." he said, then looked inwardly. Were they? He certainly wanted more of what had happened last night. He was kind of scared about her going 'rough' on him, but also looking forward to it too. He also thought Enyo was cool, and he did feel something. But Shiver was Shiver, and he guessed that the only reason he hadn't been with Shiver yet was because she hadn't exactly done what Enyo did where his dick took over his mind. That and, she often had boyfriends a lot. Then again, he was the one who often saved her when her boyfriends let her get pregnant and kidnapped by the Lord of the Underworld. This was confusing as hell. "I'll tell you what." he told her. "I'm just going to sit here and eat, and whatever happens happens. It's how I've lived my life so far."

@Wick
@Rage LonethornLike I said, I am so glad they arent that big anymore. I had to show a more recent pic lol
@Rage LonethornYou're lovely!

Pic of me over 10 years ago


This is probably my favorite pic of me in recent years


Talk about puberty lol. I grew into my cheeks...kinda

@Fabricant451Well, I don't think it's better than KOTOR 1, but I think it's got some strengths that the first doesn't and I guess I have heard a few complaints like that.
And then play KOTOR 2 because it is a better game


S..somebody else likes KOTOR II?!?!

Seriously though, Kreia, the Handmaiden, and Atton were some of the best characters to spring Obsidian Entertainment brain trust. Now if only they could get around to actually finishing the games they make.

Wait wait wait, people don't like KOTOR II? What would be their complaints?
Red Strike (Ro'Kun)


Ro'Kun was sprawled out on the couch, his hair still a bit disheveled and his chin on the cushion like a dog. He didn't want to move, his muscles were sore. Suddenly Shiver sat down beside him, and he slowly lifted his arm to grab the juice she offered. He took a sip, and then he nearly spewed it out when she asked what happened last night. "You could...word it like that." he said, sipping the juice some more. Oh shit...ok ok, might as well just tell her. "I just happened to tease her back, and then she ripped our clothes off, and then...we..."

He put his juice down, and told her in sign language, his hands making intricate gestures as his face was mouthing the words. He shook his head. JUST TELL HER. "we had sex...all night." He shrugged. "I wasn't expecting it either, but I got kissed and felt up and...one thing led to another..."
He reached down and grabbed a sausage as he told her. He got hungry when he was nervous. He wasn't aware that the sausage was an innuendo and nail in the coffin until after he had already eaten it in a bite.
@Wick
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