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4 days ago
Current So what part of keeping conflicts private do people not understand?
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7 days ago
COUNTER SPELL*
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8 days ago
Apologies for the disruption, please return to your smutty rps
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17 days ago
There's technically no rule against it...but there REALLY should be
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28 days ago
This week I am both moving, and am somewhat sick, so there shall be delays on posts. Apologies!
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About Me








Name: Ben
Username: The one and only. Dare I say?
Age: 33
Ethnicity: Mixed
Sex: Male
Religion: Christian (Nondenominational)
Languages: English, Japanese (Semi-fluent & learning), I also know some Scots Gaelic, Quenyan (Elvish), and Miccosukee (My tribal tongue)
Relationship Status: Single (Though generally unavailable unless I find I really enjoy someone).






Current Projects/Freelance work

  • I am a voice talent and script writer for Faerun History
  • I have a much smaller personal Youtube channel that I use to make videos on various subjects. Only been making videos for 2 years, but it's growing!
  • I'm the host of a Science Fiction & Fantasy Podcast where I interview authors of the genre.




Interests (Includes but is not limited to)

  • Writing/Reading (Love writing and I own too many books)
  • Video Games (Been a gamer for close to 23 years now)
  • Working Out/Martial Arts (Wing Chun/Oyama Karate mostly. Some historical swordplay as well.)
  • History (Military History is my specialty)
  • Zoology
  • Art (Mostly Illustrations. Used to be good. Am picking it back up)
  • Voice Acting/Singing
  • Tabletop Gaming (Started late in the game. Been at it for 3 years. I was the kid who bought the monster manuals and D&D books just for the lore for the longest time. I've played 3.5e, 5e, Star Wars D20, Edge of the Empire, PF, and PF2.)
  • Weaponry of all kinds
  • Anime (mostly action/shonen. DBZ & YYH being my favorites)
  • Movies (Action/War/Drama films being my go-to)
  • Music (Rock of all kinds, as well as historical folk songs, sea shanties, pub songs, a bit of classical music, etc)
  • Guitar (am learning to play, but being left handed makes it challenging)
  • There's more but if you care enough you can PM me :P




Roleplay F.A.Q.

  • Fantasy, Sci Fi, and Historical are my genres. Fantasy being my favorite and Sci Fi/Historical being close seconds.
  • Advanced / Nation / 1x1 / Casual (only in certain circumstances)
  • I generally write at the 'Advanced Level' meaning 4+ Paragraphs with good grammar.
  • I am usually busy with many projects and RPs, but if you wish to do a 1x1 with me, you'll need to present your case. Those I already do it with have my trust as a Roleplayer.
  • I love many, many fictional universes so me trying to list them all is an effort in futility!






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A wicked axe sliced at Cerdic's neck, the Sergeant ducking and taking the opportunity to run the Ungor through the chest with his sword. Past the monster's bloodied fur, he saw the two women he'd come to be beholden to run back inside as if the very Gods of Chaos were behind them. Judging from the carnage that was being wrought, that didn't seem so farfetched to Cerdic anymore. Despite his sense of loyalty to these men, something pulled him to follow them. He told himself it was to get Isolde back to the front as well. If she could take a dozen of them out in a single spell...

"Hold them!" He said, pushing the corpse down and pointed his sword forward. He eyed the Knight that had been commanding the men, and then he backpedaled out of the courtyard. It was agonizing to watch the butchery being wrought that he could be aiding with, so he turned around and charged like a bull into the Great Hall “You will not disrupt Sigmar’s Holy Work!” the scribe screamed, spittle flying from his lips. “Kill them!”

The scarred young man leaped in the way of the Knights. "Hold!" he called, and for a moment the Reikland Templars faltered. "What are you waiting for!?" The Vitus Garmmen demanded. Isolde held her hands out, and she glowed with an inner light as the scribe suddenly stopped speaking, his eyes bulging as if he couldn't comprehend why no words were leaving his lips. "I've been waiting a long time for that." Isolde said, her full lips spread in a satisfied grin.

"What is so Gods damned important here that you Knights aren't out fighting with your comrades?" Cerdic asked, anger evident in his voice. "Lord Egling is dead, what are you fighting for?"

"Dead!?" One Knight asked. The others looked to one another. "How?"

"How do you think? Cerdic snapped. "Chaos is at your door. Now what the fuck is so important in here?" Only silence greeted him at first, before one of the older Templars spoke up. "It's the prophecy of our order..."


Balgar gutted an Imperial, he and his Chosen having made short work of the initial line of Imperial troops that stood in their way. He chuckled at the ease of this. They fell like wheat cut by a scythe, and he found he enjoyed that image. It was accurate, only much, much bloodier. He was not addicted to blood letting as the followers of Khorne were, but he took satisfaction in slaying those he deemed pathetic.

Speaking of which, where was the man? He needed to find him and the woman. Balgar knew he needed to find the Pistolier before Crovendif, or there would be very little left of her that was coherent (or whole enough) to question.
@Austronaut

@IcePezz

CONGRATZ
@AristoCool! I'm going to have my guys be very ancient, and to have a lot of Dwarf Holds called "Thundrims" to have been lost over the course of the last 3,000 or so years. My current King is looking to reclaim them back. I think History is pretty much what I need help with the most. I'm going to have a Book of Reckoning, and I'm not sure what I'd have to use for it either. lol
Cerdic's broadsword drawn, he ran out onto the battlements with a small following in his wake. Men yelled and screamed around him. Many were at the ever widening breach, holding the Gors and Ungors back as they made a pitiful but determined attempt to make it atop the wall. Arrows were exchanged between Chaos and the Imperial defenders, and the crack and smoke of musket fire was decipherable behind the parapets.

"Tell them to ceasefire and reload!" Cerdic roared to one of the Knights. The man balked, then saw the wisdom of it and ran along the walls, shouting for them to heed the order. Suddenly, other than the occasional clash of steel and meat along the center, and a few loose arrows from the forest, there was silence.

"Fire!" Cerdic roared, and the Knight echoed the order. The twang of Ranger Long bows and crack of Rifle fire filled the air, followed by the bays of pain and defiance of their foe awaiting in the dark. Cerdic took this opportunity to run across the wall as the Knight bellowed "Reload!"

Suddenly the Hell Cannon fired again, sending rock, flesh, and bone flying as it hit the breach. It would only need another hit or two to completely fell it. "Get off the breach!" he ordered. One of the men, a burly Hochlander it looked like, eyed him, and then looked at the Cannon. "Aye lads! Off the breach!"

"Get behind the wall! But not the breach! DO IT." Cerdic called, then ran down the closest stairs and entered the courtyard. As the men spilled down to it, another shot from the Cannon not only felled the breach, but shot through the rock and tore through two men as well as the beastman that had already been trying to climb over. The baying and roars of the Chaos spawn filled the air, before their charging brought them ever closer toward the hole in their defenses.

Twenty Knights and around fifty Men-At-Arms stood in a rough grouping within the courtyard now. "Form up!" Cerdic raised his sword. "Shields up you bastards!" One of them men, bleeding from his head, practically crawled away and back into the keep. The rest of the men followed Cerdic's orders, though some of the Knight stood at the fore with their armor and swords that gleamed off the moonlight.
@Austronaut
*salutes* Reporting for duty sir
@AristoI think we agree and just have a differing of words. Like I said, variety is good. I'm glad Warhammer has Chaos Dwarfs, and I'm glad there are various subraces of Elf, and even Greenskin. And my original quote of this

@AristoThat's what I was suggesting, though whoever does make a Dwarf Kingdom I'd need a good reason for my guys to be splintered since they pride themselves on high morale and loyalty to race.

was honestly me wanting to speak about history and not keeping someone from making another Dwarf subrace. My concern though was how my Dwarfs would view a splinter faction and how they would in turn view mine since I wasn't sure if they would go the Chaos Dwarf route, or simply say "My Dwarfs decided to just be different." I just wanted to be able to plan for my guys.

Can somebody help me with the colors?
I know which faction the greenish purple belongs to but the rest?
It seems you used a different kind of map in the past and nobody really modified their NS since then.

I'd like to change my color soon, but I'm the green mountains at the center. Aristo is the red beside me.
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In humans you have varying racial identities/ethnicities, yet you'll find that they all war with each other. There is hardly a notion of loyalty to the entire 'human race.'

One of the biggest failings of fantasy, in my opinion, is that fantasy races are all expected to be homogeneous - all dwarves mine and are good at crafts, all elves are long-lived, graceful and 'perfect,' all orcs are inherently evil and war on the 'good races,' etc. Fantasy becomes much more interesting when these traditions are subverted, and you have different races of dwarves or elves or orcs.
So a dwarf that lives deep in the mountains, knows everything there is to know about geology and is immune to magic might be very different from a dwarf that lives on the other side of the world in a tropical jungle. Put them side-by-side and any concept of loyalty to their species might go out the window.

As influential and comfortable as Tolkien and D&D are (and I have great admiration for both), I think there needs to be some breaking of the mold once in a while.

While it is good to add variety (and I mean it, I'm not saying it just to be agreeable), it would be terribly hard to enjoy any kind of race if they were as wide and varied as humans. To have a culture of Dwarfs who are the quintessential race, then to have Dwarfs who are desert dwelling spear hunters, to then having Dwarfs who are druidic and and barbaric, would take away the charm of being a Dwarf and you'd essentially have short, stocky humans who are effected by every change in geography. It's the fallacy of "everyone is special, so no one is." Someone likes Dwarfs BECAUSE they are a certain way. If they weren't, there'd be no difference between them and man.
I have to disagree sir. It's one of fantasy's greatest strengths to have races who are culturally strong, so as to differentiate them from others and make them unique.
People joined this RP because it is akin to Warhammer. They didn't join it to be edgy or different.

That being said, my point was that different Dwarfs are definitely good. But since I already made Warhammer Dwarfs, our histories would need to diverge.
@VocabOnly the Dwarfs and Humans have muskets atm, not everyone, so don't worry if you don't feel like adding them. Plus, bows still have advantages! Hell, my Dwarfs use crossbows just as much.

@AristoThat's what I was suggesting, though whoever does make a Dwarf Kingdom I'd need a good reason for my guys to be splintered since they pride themselves on high morale and loyalty to race.
@Willy VerebI'm the Dwarfs, though you can make a splinter faction. I think someone was going to but they haven't talked in awhile and they might be gone.

And yeah, we got swords, bows, muskets, magic, unobtanium armor, steam tanks, and gyrocopters!
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