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5 days ago
Current There's technically no rule against it...but there REALLY should be
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17 days ago
This week I am both moving, and am somewhat sick, so there shall be delays on posts. Apologies!
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29 days ago
Making out for a few minutes solves many problems
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1 mo ago
Finally home and will post for my partners asap!
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1 mo ago
I started ATLA late, around Covid. But I love the first series and think TLoK is pretty good despite some problems
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About Me








Name: Ben
Username: The one and only. Dare I say?
Age: 33
Ethnicity: Mixed
Sex: Male
Religion: Christian (Nondenominational)
Languages: English, Japanese (Semi-fluent & learning), I also know some Scots Gaelic, Quenyan (Elvish), and Miccosukee (My tribal tongue)
Relationship Status: Single (Though generally unavailable unless I find I really enjoy someone).






Current Projects/Freelance work

  • I am a voice talent and script writer for Faerun History
  • I have a much smaller personal Youtube channel that I use to make videos on various subjects. Only been making videos for 2 years, but it's growing!
  • I'm the host of a Science Fiction & Fantasy Podcast where I interview authors of the genre.




Interests (Includes but is not limited to)

  • Writing/Reading (Love writing and I own too many books)
  • Video Games (Been a gamer for close to 23 years now)
  • Working Out/Martial Arts (Wing Chun/Oyama Karate mostly. Some historical swordplay as well.)
  • History (Military History is my specialty)
  • Zoology
  • Art (Mostly Illustrations. Used to be good. Am picking it back up)
  • Voice Acting/Singing
  • Tabletop Gaming (Started late in the game. Been at it for 3 years. I was the kid who bought the monster manuals and D&D books just for the lore for the longest time. I've played 3.5e, 5e, Star Wars D20, Edge of the Empire, PF, and PF2.)
  • Weaponry of all kinds
  • Anime (mostly action/shonen. DBZ & YYH being my favorites)
  • Movies (Action/War/Drama films being my go-to)
  • Music (Rock of all kinds, as well as historical folk songs, sea shanties, pub songs, a bit of classical music, etc)
  • Guitar (am learning to play, but being left handed makes it challenging)
  • There's more but if you care enough you can PM me :P




Roleplay F.A.Q.

  • Fantasy, Sci Fi, and Historical are my genres. Fantasy being my favorite and Sci Fi/Historical being close seconds.
  • Advanced / Nation / 1x1 / Casual (only in certain circumstances)
  • I generally write at the 'Advanced Level' meaning 4+ Paragraphs with good grammar.
  • I am usually busy with many projects and RPs, but if you wish to do a 1x1 with me, you'll need to present your case. Those I already do it with have my trust as a Roleplayer.
  • I love many, many fictional universes so me trying to list them all is an effort in futility!






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Virgil Bartholomew leaned against a clay wall at the edge of the square, smoke billowing from his cigar with every breath. He slipped two fingers around it, and removed the stick of tobacco for a moment. Eyes sharp as a hawk, he took note of the odd sight of a Valnaur planting itself practically at the center of town. He still had plenty of prejudice toward that particular race and empire, but the way it moved had him curious.

He slipped off the wall, and strode over further into the square. His face was a mask of shadow due to the wide brimmed hat he wore, and the light from the sun, beating down from above. Clad in a dark brown duster, his leather boots made audible noises of pressing into the dirt street as he approached, not uttering a word. He stopped before the emissary, and took a long drag of his cigar, staring at the alien with a dangerous gaze. A gaze that most Valnaur didn't live to see twice.

"Showing yourself on a human world," Virgil said rhetorically, smoke wafting from him. "You must be lost, or someone worth of note. Or you're looking for something. Or maybe someone..." He took another drag from the cigar, before he dropped it onto the ground. The heel of his boot crushed it into the dirt.

"I'm thinking if you're looking for something done, you're willing to pay a handsome price. Question is..." Virgil lifted his head a bit, allowing some of the sun to illuminate his face. He had a chiseled jaw, and an impressive handlebar mustache. "What's making you do it here, and not asking any of your own kind?"
"Brogach!" Calanon called, leaping with his powerful legs to land ontop of an already bounding Elk. He grabbed an antler to keep himself steady as Brogach leaped straight into the dense foliage that the archers hid behind. There was only the barest hint of their passage, the Elk and Elf as used to thick woodlands as a fish was to water.

They nearly landed atop the first archer, Calanon's sword flashing and cutting into the startled man, his cry cut short. He fell, dropping his bow onto the ground. Calanon used his free hand to grab his shield that was still strapped to Brogach, and rode Brogach without holding onto his mount, using his Elven balance to keep him upright. They continued onward in the fashion, flanking the Promixtra brigands who had attempted to flank them.

Rayadell could hear startled cries from within the forest every now and then, and soon no more arrows were loosed from the woods. That is, until a strange, long arrow flew out of the underbrush and struck the Promixtra man atop the head. His helmet had blocked the piercing missile, but the metal rang and reverberated, briefly messing up the swordsman's vision.

The Elf ranger appeared out of the treeline, dragging a groaning archer along with him. He had his own recurve bow in his freehand. Brogach was behind him, walking out into the clear pass to stamp his feet in irritation at the action he'd just endured. "Sorry it took me awhile. There were more than I thought," Calanon said to Rayadell.
Cyrdic didn't blush. He was more annoyed than anything, though he supposed the Witch Hunter hadn't seen all that had happened. Thankfully, while Cyrdic wasn't quite the actor that Camilla was, he was still quite used to being berated by a superior officer, and took the accusations with a stone faced visage.

He supposed Camilla's claim of her fainting and he helping her wasn't too far off the mark, but he'd need to tell her exactly what happened soon. Mostly to help her prepare for a next time, if they weren't burned at the stake beforehand that is.

The Osltlander almost snorted at his suspicion of the Witcher Hunter. He used to not question such men and their methods. Now he was the one in their sights. He guessed he figured if he remained a loyal sigmarite and soldier throughout his life, he'd not be targeted just like any truly good imperial.

"I am a Sigmarite, herr Koneinswald," he said. "I simply revere Ulric, as our Lord Sigmar did. And yes, we are free to discuss whatever you wish of us. If you please, me and my companion are quite famished. Shall we eat while we talk?" he asked. While that was the truth, he also wanted to make it seem like he and Camilla were not quite used to being treated like subordinates.

Matis von Koneinswald snorted, his nose in the air. He muttered something about impudence that Cyrdic didn't quite catch, but then conceded aloud.
@Penny
@BCTheEntity Nah, you weren't pushy. Always good to make sure, anyhow.
@BCTheEntityUm, I did read it. In fact it was the only one I've read, because you wished it reviewed the other day and Clocku wasn't around. And I conceded which is why I said I'd edit my post. It was my mistake, earlier.
@BCTheEntity I'll edit the name, thank you for pointing that out. I'm thinking that it would be like the difference between Dragons and Chaos Dragons, here. Some aligned with the dark powers, others didn't.
Cyrdic's heartbeat thumped in his ears, and his chest heaved from his yelling and blowing, but his world seemed to calm when Camilla opened her eyes. He thanked Ulric, Sigmar, and Taal, and all the Tilean Gods, even if he knew none of their names. Suddenly he remembered he was cupping her cheek, and he removed his hand to brush some hair out of her face. He also realized it felt very nice holding her like this. "You were..." He shook his head, her hand on his cheek a good reminder that he'd actually saved her. He placed his hand atop her hand, his eyes not leaving Camilla's. "It's hard to explain." He replied. "I'll-"

They were interrupted by someone whom Cyrdic recognized as a member of the Holy Order of the Templars of Sigmar. He'd learned the name, having it drilled into him when he was a soldier, to refer to such men. Though of course, Witcher Hunter was the more common term. Cyrdic's soft gaze steeled again after seeing the weapon, but he calmed himself. Cyrdic stood up, and held a hand down to help Camilla up as well.

Cyrdic reached into his coat, only for the Witch Hunter to aim his pistol dead in Cyrdic's face. Slowly, Cyrdic removed Boris Todbringer's seal. "I'm Reiner Wulfhofen, and this is my companion Vivvienne Du Couronne of Brettonia." He was not one for accents, but he couldn't tell if Camilla had been using hers when she had just spoken. "Guests of the Graf and adventurers. My coinpurse was stolen, and we pursued a thief, only for an affliction to fall on us for a moment. We heard someone utter the word Tz-"

He glanced at Camilla, clenching his jaw. "We heard someone utter the name of a Chaos God, Herr Templar. That way," Cyrdic said, pointing to the otherside of the building they had just crashed out of. "There's a vileness there, mein herr. We barely escaped with our lives."
@Penny


All I need to do is add a reason for his investigating, I think. I'll look him over again soon.

Ok, done!
Gonna have a post up tomorrow or friday.
Cyrdic had tensed when he heard the word, and it had brought a terrible wariness to him. His breathing had grown shallow, and the Ostlander's fists clenched. Vaguely, he felt a pressure on his body, as if the warmth of everything wrong in the world was happening just down the alleyway on the otherside of the building. He'd felt this before, on the coast of Nordland. He could never forget it, and the insane visions it brought him.

Perhaps it was his anger that kept him less effected, or perhaps because he had dealt with it before. But other than visions flashing through his mind, those of torture and terrifying change, he felt able to move once he got a grip of himself. He gasped for air, and sweat beaded down his head. The man gripped the hilt of his sword, and instantly he felt more strong and sure of himself. Suddenly, the grip on his sword reached his mind.

Fjorlhaf.

The word had just entered his head. Was that the sword's name? He couldn't ponder it at the moment, seeing Camilla on the ground, continuing to mouth a word, and he saw the blood drip from her lips. Gods, her eyes are glazed over. His companion's seizure brought him back to reality like a Dwarf's punch, and he staggered over to her, lifting up Camilla's head. "Camilla," he breathed, patting her cheek. The blood oozed onto his hand, her lips barely moved, life leaving her from the lack of oxygen.

"Come on," he groaned, lifting her up. He held her cradled in his arms, nearly falling atop her when he stepped into the alleyway. "Camilla!" he called as loud as he dared. No one was around, but his mind wasn't on that right now. If she was gone, he'd truly be alone in the world. Oh, now you realize it.

His legs gave out, the last bit of his strength used to carry her not a dozen paces away. But he could no longer feel the intensity of the pressure of the warpstone, even without his sword. He breathed easier, and looked down at Camilla, who's eyes had rolled into the back of her head. Her chest didn't rise.

"Damn," he seethed, cupping her face and pressing his lips onto hers, breathing life into her lungs. "Come on!" He cried, and placed her on the ground, shoving his palm into her lower diaphragm before breathing into her again. "Thrice damn you, Camilla, just breathe," he growled, pressing into her lower chest again.
@Penny
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