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Current There's technically no rule against it...but there REALLY should be
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13 days ago
This week I am both moving, and am somewhat sick, so there shall be delays on posts. Apologies!
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25 days ago
Making out for a few minutes solves many problems
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26 days ago
Finally home and will post for my partners asap!
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27 days ago
I started ATLA late, around Covid. But I love the first series and think TLoK is pretty good despite some problems
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About Me








Name: Ben
Username: The one and only. Dare I say?
Age: 33
Ethnicity: Mixed
Sex: Male
Religion: Christian (Nondenominational)
Languages: English, Japanese (Semi-fluent & learning), I also know some Scots Gaelic, Quenyan (Elvish), and Miccosukee (My tribal tongue)
Relationship Status: Single (Though generally unavailable unless I find I really enjoy someone).






Current Projects/Freelance work

  • I am a voice talent and script writer for Faerun History
  • I have a much smaller personal Youtube channel that I use to make videos on various subjects. Only been making videos for 2 years, but it's growing!
  • I'm the host of a Science Fiction & Fantasy Podcast where I interview authors of the genre.




Interests (Includes but is not limited to)

  • Writing/Reading (Love writing and I own too many books)
  • Video Games (Been a gamer for close to 23 years now)
  • Working Out/Martial Arts (Wing Chun/Oyama Karate mostly. Some historical swordplay as well.)
  • History (Military History is my specialty)
  • Zoology
  • Art (Mostly Illustrations. Used to be good. Am picking it back up)
  • Voice Acting/Singing
  • Tabletop Gaming (Started late in the game. Been at it for 3 years. I was the kid who bought the monster manuals and D&D books just for the lore for the longest time. I've played 3.5e, 5e, Star Wars D20, Edge of the Empire, PF, and PF2.)
  • Weaponry of all kinds
  • Anime (mostly action/shonen. DBZ & YYH being my favorites)
  • Movies (Action/War/Drama films being my go-to)
  • Music (Rock of all kinds, as well as historical folk songs, sea shanties, pub songs, a bit of classical music, etc)
  • Guitar (am learning to play, but being left handed makes it challenging)
  • There's more but if you care enough you can PM me :P




Roleplay F.A.Q.

  • Fantasy, Sci Fi, and Historical are my genres. Fantasy being my favorite and Sci Fi/Historical being close seconds.
  • Advanced / Nation / 1x1 / Casual (only in certain circumstances)
  • I generally write at the 'Advanced Level' meaning 4+ Paragraphs with good grammar.
  • I am usually busy with many projects and RPs, but if you wish to do a 1x1 with me, you'll need to present your case. Those I already do it with have my trust as a Roleplayer.
  • I love many, many fictional universes so me trying to list them all is an effort in futility!






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Neil lounged atop the Highlander, nearly forty feet above ground. Even laying lazily, it gave him a good vantage point of the local grasslands, and the village they had stopped at.

Most hamlets, villages, and towns on Fornax outside of the fabrication cities were mining settlements, and those that weren't were smaller farms where they grew crops and raised livestock. Most of the planet's food they got from offworld, but it seemed the Duke wasn't too keen on not being at least somewhat self sufficient in a time of crisis. Unfortunately, this was a crisis where food might not be plentiful for some time.

It took nearly an hour for the first villagers to start trickling out of the village, though they looked to be appraisers rather than actual refugees with their belongings.

"We really should have lit for orbit when we had the chance," Sayeeda spoke softly so as not to be overheard by the pair of Knights who had remained on board.

"This is likely to turn into a real shit show." Neil heard on the comm. The young man shrugged, though she couldn't see. "Look at the bright side." He said persuasively. "If we do make it out of here, we're getting paid far more than we could have dreamed! That, and we're helping people." He added the last as an afterthought and minor reminder. If he wasn't such a glutton for excitement, he'd be on board with Sayeeda's concerns.

In the distance, Neil heard faint booms, and he glanced behind him. The sky was blue, with nary a cloud in the sky. But passed the distant mountain range, he could see fiery streaks cutting into orbit from the ground. Those were the PDC guns. Massive cannons planted on the planet's surface to aid the defense of the orbital battle. They were powerful, but they boded ill for Fornax. If those guns were firing, it meant there was little left of the defenders, or the enemy was so numerous they couldn't hope to dodge such a stationary weapon.

Luckily it seemed the guns had been the kick in the ass the town needed. As soon as they had begun firing, the townsfolk began to gather in the street. While the Knights had frightened them earlier, they saw them as harbingers of doom now, and ran to obey their orders.

Astador stood at the brink of the townscape, overlooking the foodstuffs being taken first, driving them like they were his serfs. Still, the man had a grasp on what was important, and he even helped haul the larger items, the minor synthetics in his musculature, as well as his normally strong body was a boon to the town's movements. He wondered if this hamlet even had a name. It reminded him somewhat of his old origins, before his induction as an acolyte.

It seemed fate that the Knight was looking towards the where the Highlander was parked. For behind Neil, three grey objects began to materialize above the horizon, plummeting toward the hamlet at terrible speeds. Astador enhanced the vision in his helmet, and to his mounting trepidation, he could tell whatever was hurtling toward them was organic. A mass of muscle, with no real face or limbs save for writhing tentacles and frontal sucker.

"Captain." He called on the comm, but Sayeeda would already see them on the rader. Neil didn't notice the transport Organisms until they had struck the far field a scant few miles south of them with the impact of a planetary ballistic missile. It nearly rocked him off the Highlander. He caught himself dexterously, and then moved his thick hair out of his vision, slowly going for the comm again once he saw very distant movement from the now crushed bio-ship.

"Hey, that's not a good thing is it?"
@Penny
@Penny I think he died just before the last book. I'll be honest and say I know all of the spoilers on what happened, though. I have the series companion and everything. I've read the first 7 to 8 books three times but either life or the descriptions kept me from completing it. Rand is great, but Perrin and Matt are my favs. Thom, Lan, and Moraine too.

I should point out that I'm not badmouthing the series, the books are wonderful and I love the world even if Rand is sort of a woolheaded fool!

I think he's played too many games of Maiden's Kiss. ;)
@POOHEAD189 Oh god the Wheel of Time. A series which reminds me that once I had copious free time. Now I shall raise my chin at you while wearing a dress that has three paragraphs of description.

I think my laugh nearly woke my roommates up. I kind of bullshitted on my description as I never got passed book 8 because the descriptions were so long after that.

Book 1-6 are incredible though.
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I did. I have no doubt that there is probably something lost within the translations. Even still, the writing is top tier.

Noted, I might give them a go then. Love the games and the lore.

@Penny Well I'm sold. They sounds awesome and are right up my ally.




Here's a few Fantasy books I highly recommend.

The Crystal Shard by my favorite author R.A. Salvatore. It's set in the Forgotten Realms, and is the first book in an incredibly long but highly praised (deserving imo) series. If you've played D&D, you've no doubt heard of Drizzt Do'Urden the Dark Elf renegade. This is the first book about him and his Companions of the Hall. Granted, this was before Drizzt became the main character, but it was his start to becoming an ensemble darkhorse. The writing is rich yet simple, and the book begins in the icy tundra of Icewind Dale, where a coalition of 10 settlements collected around a lake survive and trade in the far north. The closest people apart from them are a small clan of Dwarves led by Bruenor Battlehammer. Orcs, Yetis, and Giants are a constant threat, as are the nomadic, war-like barbarian tribes. The Barbarians gather together and attack 'Ten-Towns', only to be halted by townsfolk and aid from the Dwaves. A young Barbarian is beaten on the battlefield by Bruenor and taken it as an indentured servant. On his last day of his 5 year service, he is taught to fight by the Dark Elf Drizzt. They, along with Regis the ex-thief Halfling and Cattie-Brie, Bruenor's adopted human daughter, thwart an evil, unaccomplished wizard called Akar Kessel who has gained incredible power from finding the sentient Crystal Shard, an item of intense power that bends the wills the Goblins, Orcs, Trolls, and Giants of the tundra in his dream of conquest. I recommend at least reading the first trilogy, with Streams of Silver and the Halfling's Gem, respectively. I've read all 30 books in the series thrice over, which should tell you something.

The Eye of the World, by Robert Jordan. A masterfully written series of 12 books called the 'Wheel of Time' series. Robert Jordan is an incredible writer, and he has created a world that rivals Tolkein's, with intricate plots and a vast array of characters. The world is run by what is known as the 'wheel' of time, and among the people there are magic users called 'Channelers.' Men wielding Saidan and women wielding Saidar. The history of the series is vast, but to put it in simple terms, long ago Shai'Tan corrupted the futuristic utopia that is essentially our future, caused a great schism in the world and ending the peace and prosperity of the world. Lewis Therin, labeled 'The Dragon' and the most powerful male channeler, became the authority of the uncorrupted faction, and in a last ditch effort he sealed Shai'Tan back out of the material universe, only for the backlash to effect all of Saidar, which means male magic users are cursed to become insane, and insane they became after Shai'Tan was sealed, which wrecked most of the world, a world that was licking its wounds from a war. Technology devolved, and it essentially became medieval again. But because time is a wheel, The Dragon Reborn was destined to return in the form of another young man as the prophecies say...
I couldn't even begin to describe the series, but I do recommend reading book one at least. In my opinion, it is one of the greatest stand alone fantasy novels out there, and the rest of the series does not disappoint either. It goes from unlikely heroes to politics and wonders on a global scale, in a divisive world of magic, trying not to shatter as it once did. Be warned though. There's a lot of "men are from mars, women are from venus" themes. The female channelers are essentially the diplomats and U.N. of the world. The characters are wonderfully written, and the cultures are interesting region to region.

Swordmage by Richard Baker. Another Forgotten Realms book. It's only a trilogy of the same name, and while the other two are good, they pale in comparison to book one. It's about a 30 year old Swordmage, nephew to the noble, coming home after disgracing himself in the land of the Elves and making himself into a mercenary, only to hear his oldest friend back home has died. He returns to the funeral, to find the city has become under siege by corrupt merchants and their interests, the restless dead prowl the forests, his old flame has a child and is being threatened out of her shop, and he cannot even trust his own family in the myriad of different plots. That, and add Orc tribes being led under one ruler that are now encroaching upon the city, and you have yourself a hell of a story.
@Dark Wind I assume you read them in English? I was always kind of hesitant to read them because they'd be translations and some of the storytelling flair would be lost when transferred to English.
As I was driving home from work, I was thinking of this. And suddenly I find an article on the subject. Though this newest one claims it's neatly impossible that we're living in a computer simulation. I've been thinking that, but I was no expert in the subject.
pbs.org/wgbh/nova/next/physics/physic…
Just edited Jabba as dead. Thanks my friend. @Sep
@Sep *salutes* I made Kyto a pure dark acolyte, made the trek through Rhyloth just a trek and didnt mention dark or brightlands, and I added weapons.
I was a huge fan of Warcraft 3 (Reign of Chaos and Frozen Throne) before WoW, and when WoW came out I got it 3 days after release back in 2004. Needless to say I was surprised it wasn't a strategy game, but I played it for years off and on. Last time I got on was this year for a small bit, but it was short lived. Biggest amount of time I played recent years was back in late 2014 for a few months. My fav character was my Dwarf Paladin named 'Splat' for his massive hammer back in grade school.
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