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4 days ago
Current This week I am both moving, and am somewhat sick, so there shall be delays on posts. Apologies!
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16 days ago
Making out for a few minutes solves many problems
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17 days ago
Finally home and will post for my partners asap!
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18 days ago
I started ATLA late, around Covid. But I love the first series and think TLoK is pretty good despite some problems
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18 days ago
I never notice someone's post count until I see (ignore post count) and then I totally look at it, out of habit and curiosity.
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About Me








Name: Ben
Username: The one and only. Dare I say?
Age: 33
Ethnicity: Mixed
Sex: Male
Religion: Christian (Nondenominational)
Languages: English, Japanese (Semi-fluent & learning), I also know some Scots Gaelic, Quenyan (Elvish), and Miccosukee (My tribal tongue)
Relationship Status: Single (Though generally unavailable unless I find I really enjoy someone).






Current Projects/Freelance work

  • I am a voice talent and script writer for Faerun History
  • I have a much smaller personal Youtube channel that I use to make videos on various subjects. Only been making videos for 2 years, but it's growing!
  • I'm the host of a Science Fiction & Fantasy Podcast where I interview authors of the genre.




Interests (Includes but is not limited to)

  • Writing/Reading (Love writing and I own too many books)
  • Video Games (Been a gamer for close to 23 years now)
  • Working Out/Martial Arts (Wing Chun/Oyama Karate mostly. Some historical swordplay as well.)
  • History (Military History is my specialty)
  • Zoology
  • Art (Mostly Illustrations. Used to be good. Am picking it back up)
  • Voice Acting/Singing
  • Tabletop Gaming (Started late in the game. Been at it for 3 years. I was the kid who bought the monster manuals and D&D books just for the lore for the longest time. I've played 3.5e, 5e, Star Wars D20, Edge of the Empire, PF, and PF2.)
  • Weaponry of all kinds
  • Anime (mostly action/shonen. DBZ & YYH being my favorites)
  • Movies (Action/War/Drama films being my go-to)
  • Music (Rock of all kinds, as well as historical folk songs, sea shanties, pub songs, a bit of classical music, etc)
  • Guitar (am learning to play, but being left handed makes it challenging)
  • There's more but if you care enough you can PM me :P




Roleplay F.A.Q.

  • Fantasy, Sci Fi, and Historical are my genres. Fantasy being my favorite and Sci Fi/Historical being close seconds.
  • Advanced / Nation / 1x1 / Casual (only in certain circumstances)
  • I generally write at the 'Advanced Level' meaning 4+ Paragraphs with good grammar.
  • I am usually busy with many projects and RPs, but if you wish to do a 1x1 with me, you'll need to present your case. Those I already do it with have my trust as a Roleplayer.
  • I love many, many fictional universes so me trying to list them all is an effort in futility!






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The wheel weaves as the wheel wills. Ali was up as well, though it was from being unable to sleep. Everytime he closed his eyes, he felt as if he was being watched. It was during the late hours of the night, just as Mave had her scare, that he sat in the empty common room. The lights were out, though the fireplace was still lit with a dying flame. The tall youth leaned against the hallway wall, lost in his own mind on the journey before them. Or maybe he was simply too tired to really have a coherent idea in his head. Whichever it was, it certainly left him open to what was about to happen next.

"I've been meaning to catch you alone." A harsh voice said as a strong hand grabbed his neck, the other pulling his arm behind his back before he could use his strength. Ali's warm body suddenly went cold from fear, but the hand on his neck squeezed when he panicked, causing him to wheeze. "Talk about some things man to man." He recognized the voice, and it came from someone about as tall as he.

"Darius?" He gasped, trying to wrap his head around what exactly was happening. "Light, what are you doing?"

"I told you, I just want to talk boy. You're a tough one to find, but easy to trick apparently." He whispered mirthfully, and didn't let go of Ali, prompting him to consider this more than a friendly scare amongst comrades. His mind was hazy from a lack of sleep and his held throat, but he focused and steadied himself, like his da had taught him when he was little when hunting deer. "You're pretty famous around a few circles I hang around. Does your little girlfriend know what you are?"

"What?" He asked incredulously, threatening to lose the focus he desperately needed. "What do you mean, what I am?"

"The boy with the dark red eyes..." Darius said cryptically. Ali found himself curious beyond belief, and yet his body moved even when his mind wanted him to fish for more information. He suddenly stomped on Darius's foot with his own booted heel, and just as the pain registered in Darius's mind, he drove his elbow into the big man's stomach. Instinctively the man's grip loosened. Ali managed to shove his arm aside and free himself from the man's grasp. Surprisingly, Darius sent a left hook, recovering almost immediately. Ali moved with the flame in his mind, ducking the blow as if he had expected it since that morning.

"Bastard! I'll kill you and throw your body in front of the dark one himself! He'll make me an Emperor!" The man snarled, grabbing at the Emond's Fielder. Ali struck first, landing a punch to the spot he had elbowed, cracking a rib and weakening his foe. His next blow caught the man in the face and sent him to the ground, landing hard on the wooden panel of the floor like a dropped sack of flour.

"It's a bit hard to give edicts with a broken jaw." Ali said, clenching his bloodied fist.

His steely eyed resolve was short lived when Darius drew out a small knife, barely a letter opener. But rather than use it on Ali, he gritted his teeth and stabbed his own neck. Ali's jaw dropped as blood gushed out of the wound like an opened cask of wine, and he could barely breathe out 'Blood and Bloody Ashes' before Darius was dead. The moments passed and he was frozen stiff in the hallway just above the body.

Move fool! Move! He told himself, and he used every bit of willpower to leave the hall and go find Mave.
"Name of the Wind" by Patrick Rothfuss.

No offense to the people that love that book, but it's about the Gary-est Stu that ever Stu-d, and his (not literally) manic pixie dream girl who states that she doesn't deserve him. So instead, he has sex with everything else and bemoans that he's a too smart orphan, and no one gets him. The end. Except that it's not, because the third book hasn't been written. And it's been 10 years. So, none of the above can be tied up into a believable package. I will die mad about it. Thank you for asking.


I by no means think that is a relationship dealbreaker, but I do think it's a bit overrated so I can see why you might think that. I enjoyed it when I read it, but honestly not a lot happened during the book and they sort of stretched some uninteresting parts for many, many pages.
@POOHEAD189

Sword of Truth... I think as a 'favorite' novel it would be a bit of a concern, but I don't know that it would be an instant no.


I guess it's ironic that, even though I made the thread about novels, I totally feel more strongly on certain books based on their authors than the books themselves, so I just chose the most overhyped book I've actually picked up in which I have no strong feelings one way or the other about the author. It was a few years ago too but the dialogue that I read was just unacceptably bad when I read it.
I said novels people! Ill probably make an author thread next @ Jordan Peterson/Richard Dawkins mentions
@POOHEAD189 Weak not to give your own example!


Hey! I was at work! ...and I needed time to think.

My answer would be The Sword of Truth series. It was so poorly written I put it down after 20 pages.

Theres also a few other books but I more dislike the authors than the works.

<Snipped quote by Penny>

Instant nope.




If a person has anything by Jordan Peterson on their bookshelf.

As valid as you are, that isn't a novel.
You're on a first date, and you ask your date what their favorite novel is. They answer, and you immediately know this relationship won't work. What novel was it?

Twilight doesn't count. No freebies.

Bonus points if you give a reason.
Ali had the mind to play some dice this night, to see if his luck still held as much to get a few extra coins. For some reason he felt more in control when playing dice than he did in his normal life, as contradictory as that seemed. Even now he could feel the dice rattling in his head, but he didn't know just where they landed.

"Jenkin's Mill? I don't..." He began, then shook his head. Ever he was aware at her arm around his waist and his own stiff hand on her opposite shoulder. He spoke quietly everytime another couple passed them by. "Well, you are the Aes Sedai. It seems odd that something so important would be in such an backwood place, but apparently the enemy is seeking me and I'm about as backwood as you can get, so I can't really judge. We'll go tomorrow then, or later tonight if we don't want to be seen?"

He thought for a moment, gazing up into the night sky. It was a tad cloudy, but every now and then he could see the twinkling of a star. He fancied he could still see Lenn and his daughter Salya up in the sky, chasing the moon and stars. It made him think of the Gleeman back in Emond's Field, the one they left out in the woods. He doubted they would ever see him again. If cuendilliar was from the Age of Legends, or even the First Age like Lenn and Salya, he knew it must be as powerful as Mave said it was.

"I wonder Cuendilliar can be used for?" He asked aloud, before a voice screamed in his ear. 'Weapons! Armor! The key to the world by conquest!' and Ali jolted, suddenly realizing the voice had been in his head. He noticed Mave noticed his jolt, and she stiffened.

"What is it?"

"Nothing! I...I just get a bit overwhelmed I guess, with all of this." He replied, though in truth, he was a bit freaked out by how quickly he was adjusting. "I won't lie and say I don't miss the farm, though I never thought I would say it-"

"I'm still sorry I caused you to leave." Mave replied, clearly feeling a modicum of guilty feelings, though they both knew it truly wasn't her fault.

"Wait, wait. I was going to say, I'm still glad I can go out and see the world. You've probably been across the breadth of the world twice." He chuckled, his statement slowing to a whisper as another young couple walked past them. The two held hands even as they held one another, making Ali and Mave look a bit more formal by comparison. It made him think of the kiss they had shared before they had to flee the Two Rivers. The one they hadn't spoken about since.

Damned if I bring it up, he told himself. If she doesn't wish to think about it again I need to throw the image out of my head. He seemed very lost in thought at the moment, though his hand felt a bit more natural across her shoulders. From the window, neither Mave nor Ali saw Darius staring with a keener eye than he had shown either since they had met, and slowly the man closed the curtains and vanished out of sight.

Perhaps...
Picturesque was right. The setting sun amid the trees and low lying buildings was just the foreground for the Damona mountains in the distance that reached into the sky like knives. It was a grand view, but there was something off about the mountain range. In some ways it was even stranger than the Mountains of Mist, though he wagered he would rather go up the Damona Mountains still. They just had the look of something other than nature making them. Light, the outside world was strange. Hollowbrook hadn't even fazed him, but now that he thought of it, the town had buildings bigger than Emond's Field and nearly the size of Baerlon's homes. When he went back to the farm, he would have many tales to tell. Some he would have rather never experienced, he realized.

Ali dismounted next to Mave, Darius reining in his horse a few yards past them with the other two. The three likely enjoyed the idea of being on horses for just that much longer. Ali could not blame them. If he was better at riding them, he would have felt the same.

The Riverrush Inn was larger than the Winespring, albeit only slightly. It didn't have an alehouse connected to it, but Ali had recognized a brewery as they rode in, likely giving some good stock to the place which boded well for them. He could use a drink, though he was a bit hazy on what was good and what was poor, save for the ale back home. Ali noticed he hadn't been the only one who noticed things.

Catching the looks the teamsters gave them, Ali bent down to whisper to Mave. "I guess they don't get a lot of travelers here?" He whispered.

"They think, correctly as far as we're concerned, that we're Hunters for the Horn." She whispered back conspiratorially.

"Oh good," He said a bit more boldly as the two stepped into the Inn, the three true hunters following behind. "Erm, that's still good, yeah?"
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