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Current As a GM, I hate all my players in particular
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7 mos ago
joining the war on smoking, on the side of smoking
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8 mos ago
as a patreon reward I will read your least favorite person's handmade custom tabletop RPG homebrew and ask them why they didn't just run it in 5e instead
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10 mos ago
I started RP before double digit age but you couldn't have gotten an admission I was under 18 under threat of death. Kids just casually admiting it online now is wild.
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the whole subway's mine for the slammin'
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>Palutena confirmed

Yeah, we're never getting Ridley. At least Sakurai is merciful and we're not getting Chrom. Fuck Chrom.
mattmanganon said
And again, I'm going to side with Ed Wood on this...


You're going to side with the man that was named the worst director of all time. Good call.
Giant digital monsters murdering each other in the middle of Tokyo seems rather hard to cover up.
"No? We're not staying together?" Hralvar groused rhetorically to empty air as both Marassa and Cub ran off alone. "I'm going to have to drag at least one of your corpses out of this, aren't I?" He muttered to himself.

At least Marassa had the intention of meeting up again, whereas Cub hadn't even bothered to stick around. Exasperated, he threw his hands up in the air before running out of the jail cell himself, conjuring a bound sword in his hand as he did so. Once he was outside, the old Nord stopped to survey the situation, taking a brief look at the bandits and what looked to be mercenaries fighting each other. Except that they were wielding dwemer weapons. So they were being funded by the dwemer, then.

Unlike Marassa, Hralvar had no particular attachment to the sword the bandits had taken from him, given that it was already a replacement for the blade he'd lost after being captured by the dwemer. Therefore, there was no particular reason not to steal one of those fine dwemer blades for himself. Running to the side, Hralvar patiently stood still and watched as a mercenary cut down a bandit before he shot a spike of ice through the Redguard's head as he was distracted. With that, Hralvar wasted no time and ran over to the corpse's side, pilfering the sword and scabbard for himself, as well as the man's coin purse. Standing back up, Hralvar took another look around the battlefield before deciding to break for the forest. He had no love for either side in this battle, and joining back up with Cub and Marassa was more important.

With sword in hand, Hralvar charged for the tree line, taking advantage of the fact that the mercenaries were too distracted with the bandits to deal with him.
China was basically free anyways considering I stayed at a relative's place. And I'm going with my family to Europe.

#mooching
#implyingIhavemoney
Dervish said
Holy shit man. Two cross ocean trips in like a month?


Yeah. Doing pretty much fuck all for the rest of the summer, though.
Dervish said
Sorry I've been a bit slow guys, been having a helluva hard time just sitting down and getting something meaningful out.


Same here. Gonna try to shit out a post before I fly to Europe for two weeks tonight.
TURN EVERYTHING INTO A SWEETROLL
Actually, I think I'mma drop out of this. Got too much on my plate for the time being, sorry. :(
mattmanganon said
Actually, in the beginning, the Fantastic Four was supposed to be secret, so were the X-men... And the Hulk... and most of the other Super Heroes. They started off with the Government trying to deny their existance.Again, do you think it's smart for a Government to come out to their public and say. "So yeah... We just found out that any and all electronic devices contain monsters that can come out at any time and any place, some are small with big sharp claws, and some are the size of a skyscraper and have more teeth than the entire Osmand family... Good luck!" There would be mass hysteria, rioting in the streets as people accept the fact that they are boned and it's only a matter of time, instead, they create a safe little bubble of ignorance that the public can live in, blissfully unaware that, in the grand scheme of things, they are just Happy Meals on legs.


Yeah, that was at the beginning. Since the last ten years or so, they've really stopped trying. I mean, look at Civil War. That's exclusively about superheroes in the public eye.
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